Dr. Slack

Dr. Cranium

Item #: SCP - C

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-C is confined to a 12x12 foot cell, 250 feet below sight-[Redacted]. The 12x12 foot cell can only be accessed by a small elevator and a 12x4 inch shaft to deliver food from sublevel - 13. The cell is surrounded by thirteen particle accelerators with a 1-mile circumference. These accelerators constantly accelerate particles of element-301 towards targets made out of element-26, iron, this process constantly creates miniature black holes that creates a fluctuating density field around the cell. These fluctuations are believed to disrupt SCP-C-2’s abilities and senses. The cell is also equipped with a system of ten reality anchors with at least four activated at any time. All of the containment systems are contained within a plasma generated force field in case of an accelerator malfunction or other subsequent containment breach.

Description: SCP-C is a human entity with two identities SCP-C-1 also known as Dr. Slack is a minor foundation agent, and SCP-C-2 an entity nicknamed Dr. Cranium. When in the Dr. Cranium form the entity has translucent skin and muscular tissue and it’s blood is black with white, yellow, red, orange, green, and purple particles floating in it. The blood is made of unquantifiable elements and it is unknown how the entity produces it. The entity has a litany of powers including anomalous levitation, telekinesis, density manipulation, organic manipulation, and kinocytosis (See addendum: SCP-C-2-017-ab). SCP-C-3 is described as “an amorphous blob of sinews, flesh, eyes, trapezoidal shapes, tetrahedral orifices, and rainbows.” SCP-C-3 is believed to be the original body of SCP-C-2, as SCP-C-1 lives within that body while SCP-C-2 parades around in his. Containment is unlikely at least until the entity is located. SCP-C-4 was also a human researcher who worked for the foundation, they were the first to interview SCP-C-1. He, unfortunately, listened to the Cognitohazard SCP-C-1-102-cf whereupon SCP-C-4 disappeared and hasn’t been seen since. SCP-C-4 is theorized to have the same abilities as SCP-C-2.

The first recorded instance of SCP-C-2 was when junior researcher Dr. Atticus Slack was asked to transport SCP-[Redacted] for testing. Another staff member reported when Dr. Slack came into contact with SCP-[Redacted], he collapsed to the floor, his eyes faded to black, and his skin and muscular tissue shifted to a transparent shade. SCP-C-2 then caused a containment breach, and the other staff member died shortly after giving the report.

SCP-C-2 is recorded to have travelled around the world, oddly, doing little to no damage to human infrastructure. However SCP-C-2 is believed to be responsible for the destruction of an apartment building in [Redacted], Japan. A Sarkic village in Northern Georgia, and a Madagascar based paramilitary organization compound. After the latter base was destroyed SCP-C-2 dived into the Indian ocean and, presumably, absorbed the energy from the ocean currents. SCP-C-2 remained under the ocean for [Redacted] days, whereupon SCP-C-2 launched itself into the exosphere, and the foundation lost contact with SCP-C-2 for [Redacted] days.

SCP-2399 Barrier Satellite Transmission: September 29, [Redacted]. SCP-2399 Barrier Satellite 01-34 recorded footage of SCP-C-2 approaching Jupiter. SCP-C-2 approaches and enters the phenomenon known as The Great Red Spot. SCP-C-2 is inside of the maelstrom for three minutes until it comes outs with a small metal sphere, speculated to be part of SCP-2399. The sphere’s purpose is still unknown.

SCP Foundation Earth Orbit Satellite Transmission: January 15, [Redacted]. A Coronal Mass Ejection erupts from the southern pole of the sun. The solar flare appears to have been deflected by some sort of transparent spheroidal barrier. The flare then takes the shape of the Thaumaturgical Symbol TS-1817. Finally, a small ball of fire explodes around the spheroidal barrier.

SCP Foundation Earth Orbit Satellite Transmission: December 13, [Redacted]. SCP-C is finally detected hurtling towards the Earth where it lands near Monticello, [Redacted].

Mobile Task Force Tau-5 “Samsara” Retrieval Report:

Dr. Kaid: Report December 13, [Redacted].

Captain: December 13, [Redacted], Location: Monticello, [Redacted]. Retrieval successful, subject was unconscious and had lost its translucency. We were able to get in and out without attracting any unwanted attention. Mission could have probably been completed by a more insignificant Mobile Task Force. That is all.

Dr. Kaid: Thank you. You are dismissed.

Interview Log SCP-C-1.1:

Interviewer: Dr. Slack could you please describe your experience?

Dr. Slack: Oh, yeah… Of course. Where should I start?

Interviewer: Maybe start when you were transporting SCP-[Redacted].

Dr. Slack: Okay. Well, I was following all the standard safety protocols and transporting it to the experiment wing of sight-[Redacted]. SCP-[Redacted] was slipping off of its containment dish and I went to push it back onto the dish, but when I touched it I blacked out…

Note: Subject became noticeably uncomfortable and shuddered.

Interviewer: What happened after you blacked out, Doctor?

Dr. Slack: I woke up and my eyes burned the space around me was incomprehensible. I couldn’t understand it and it hurts just… thinking about it. It was hard to comprehend at the time, but I think I was just staring into space, but my brain was receiving information it didn’t know how to interpret.

Note: Subject goes quiet for a brief moment, looks at the floor and asks for some aspirin. Interview is continued a few minutes later.

Interviewer: So you woke up in what seemed to you as deep space, but it was different than regular space. Instead of a black void with white stars what did you see?

Dr. Slack: I’m pretty sure it was regular space, I think I could perceive more wavelengths of light than I can now. The stars were all sorts of different colors and some of them emitted large streams of energy out of each pole, and some of them pulsed in regular intervals. I didn’t see this all at once though. It took me awhile to be able to open my eyes without pain. I could only take small peeks. After a while I guess my brain started to understand the information it was being fed and it stopped hurting to look.

Interviewer: Did you recognize any constellations?

Dr. Slack: I couldn’t tell ya my knowledge on regular and hypothesized constellations is rather limited.

Note: Have Dr. Slack study all of the foundations information on constellations, hypothesized or otherwise.

Interviewer: What happened then?

Dr. Slack: I took a nice long look at my body…

Interviewer: What did it look like.

Dr. Slack: Well… I was an amorphous blob of sinew, flesh, eyes, trapezoidal shapes, tetrahedral orifices, and… Rainbows.

Interviewer: Wait, what?

Dr. Slack: I know that’s what I thought, but that is really the best way I can describe it. I tried to move, but I had so many limbs it was hard to distinguish which limb was which and where the sensations were coming from.

Interviewer: How long did you feel like you were in this body?

Dr. Slack: Uh… five or six weeks maybe. A few days to open my eyes, and about a week to figure out how to move.

Interviewer: What did you do with the rest of your time there?

Dr. Slack: There was a planet nearby. 2,000,000 miles away or so, but I didn’t really have any reference for size or distance so… I headed towards the planet by swimming through the void, kind of. I think I was also releasing gas through some orifices on my back. Anyway that took a couple weeks.

Interviewer: What happened when you got to the planet? Or did you make it to the planet?

Dr. Slack: No, no I made it to the planet. It was pretty insane, I could see every detail of the planet. I could see every pebble, no every atom of the planet. It hurt my eyes for a bit, but I got it relatively quickly.

Interviewer: What was the planet like; baren, were there any signs of life?

Dr. Slack: The planet was inhabited by a littiny of animal and, what appeared to be, fungal species. Although, there were a couple of sentient species, a mammalian mole like species who live underground, and an insectoid species with six legs and about a dozen small arms, radially symmetrical, and two heads, each with a couple dozen eyes. After that, one of my appendages, which was different to most of my other limbs, started to vibrate, and weirdly I heard a voice in my head. I think the appendage was some sort of receiver and my mind could somehow interpret the vibrations.

Interviewer: What did your hear?

Dr. Slack: I heard, “[Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted].”

Interviewer: Odd.

Dr. Slack: I tried to interpret what it meant for a while, but I couldn’t ever find a meaning behind it. However, I did have another appendage that was similar to a trumpet, so I used it to make a bellowing, screaming, moist, sound. My receiver appendage started vibrating again, and it said the same thing, so I just kept on tooting my horn. This went on for a few hours with no change to the message, but eventually I stopped receiving messages.

Interviewer: Did anything else happen over the planet?

Dr. Slack: Well, no I just watched the residents of the planet live their lives for a few hours, but then I blacked out and woke up between Earth and The Moon. I think I suffocated after that the next thing I knew I woke up in this cell.

Interviewer: Is that all?

Dr. Slack: Yes

Interviewer: Thank you Doctor, I will take this to the head researcher and I’ll see if I can’t get you a television or something.

Dr. Slack: Okay, thank you.

Log End

Addendum: SCP-C-2-017-ab: Kinocytosis: the anomalous ability to take kinetic energy and absorb it into the cells for future use.

Addendum: TS-1817-V7: Known as the 12 Holy Owls of Serrinithium; origin among humans unknown. When the symbol is affixed to a weapon or object used with the intent to harm, any entity killed by the weapon will annihilate the immediate space around it. The size of the annihilation zone is proportional to the size of the entity killed. This annihilation zone has no effect on materials reinforced with TS-381.

Addendum: SCP-C-1-102-cf: The transmission SCP-C-1 claimed to receive from the insectoid aliens is a Cognito Hazard, and is not to be read, heard, or read in braille. The interviewer, who heard it first, disappeared from Foundation surveillance eight hours after the interview.

Security Log - Sight [Redacted] - January [Redacted], [Redacted] 18:43: Cognitohazard SCP-C-1-102-cf is seen repeating on SCP-C-1’s television. SCP-C-1 disappears, and the security feed cuts out. Sight-[Redacted], along with a one mile radius around the sight, is obliterated, presumably by SCP-C-2. SCP-C-2 and SCP-C-4 have not been detected since.

The Digital Demiurge

Item #: SCP-D

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All social media, direct messenger, forum, wiki, and other websites or apps where images and files can be shared have been legally mandated to use Dr. Adair’s Algorithm within their site or app code. So, far Reddit, Instagram, Wikipedia, and Eharmony have all been completely purged of SCP-D. Some websites and apps have managed to give the algorithm opposition. In particular, Snapchat has been giving the algorithm a hard time due to its new “private story” feature. Dr. Adair is currently working on an update to the algorithm to solve this problem. All incidents of people observing SCP-D are to be disposed of by a hazmat team, while all of their known associates, loved ones, and witnesses are to be given Class-C amnestics.

Description: SCP-D is a portable network graphic called dijitalldemiurge.png. The graphic depicts a painting of the demiurge by known Sarkic artist, Mehriban Sargsyan. When an individual sees SCP-D their eyes immediately explode into thin tentacle like structures. The tentacles structures will proceed to use whatever device they viewed SCP-D with and use it to post SCP-D to wherever they can. After a two hour period the dead body of the viewer will begin to slowly grow in size and blanket all of the surrounding material with material similar to SCP-610. However, the material grows at a much slower rate than SCP-610.

Addendum: Dr. Adair’s Algorithm is an algorithm that constantly reviews already existing, and newly posted information for SCP-D. When the algorithm detects SCP-D it immediately deletes the post and reports the user to the research head.

Addendum: The original painting of SCP-D does not retain the cognitohazard displayed by SCP-D. None of Mehriban Sargsyan’s known works have any anomalous effects.

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Extra-Dimensional Avengers

Item #: SCP-A

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-A is to be stored in a standard hangar bay along with SCP-A-1 and a large set of storage lockers in the same room. All Items discovered inside of SCP-A are to be classified and then stored in the corresponding storage locker. The hangar bay doors are to remain locked at all times. All tests on SCP-A are to be conducted only after written permission from Site-Director Anderson.

Description: SCP-A is a spacecraft with anomalous propulsion and weapons systems. The craft has a stylized letter from the Ogham alphabet, gétal. It is unknown what the letter means. The spacecraft operates in the lower atmosphere, upper atmosphere, and outer space. SCP-A is unable to sustain damage from small arms fire, anti-aircraft fire, tank fire, Nuclear bombardment, and Anomalous weaponry. SCP-A also has an onboard computer that refers to itself by the name “OKTROO.” Oktroo speaks an assortment of unknown languages, but also speaks many Earth languages notably, English, French, German, Mandarin Chinese, and Afrikaans. SCP-A’s onboard computer can conduct many operations including, Targeting, Guidance, Auto-pilot, and many others. Also on the computer are 112 logs recorded by one “Agent Football” who claims to be a member of the “Covert Occult Group.” SCP-A was found 83 miles south of Cannon Air Force Base in pristine condition on [Redacted] 18, 195[Redacted]. SCP-A was found in pristine condition inside a 50 meter diameter crater which was not there before. SCP-A was kept at Cannon Air Force Base for three years until ownership was transferred to NASA and was kept at Kennedy Space Center until 1960 when the Foundation was alerted after Foundation agents embedded in NASA reported their new prototype space shuttle program, and an incident where six researchers went missing along with the core of a SCP-A-2 apparatus.

Log: SCP-A-12;01/801

Agent Football: Standard date: 12;01/801. Today we helped, uh one of those big yellow heart shaped things. Pirates were trying to harvest its innards, Hadron-conductous crystals are popular on the Kentian black market. Some kind of Methamphetamine to them, I guess.

Muscular Magnificence: Tough buggers those Kentian pirates, Eh. Can sure take a punch.

Agent Football: That’s for sure. But anyway, we’ve arrested all of them, and confiscated all of their illegal cargo. We’re currently enroute to Ungknatta, to hand them over to Space-Force. That is all.

Log: SCP-A-14;75/801

Agent Football: Standard date: 14;75/801.

Addendum: SCP-A-1 is a prototype space shuttle reverse engineered by NASA from SCP-A. SCP-A-1 has only ever been been tested once before The Foundation stepped in and confiscated all of the NASA files and prototypes. All of the engineers who knew about SCP-A and SCP-A-1 were given Class-B amnestics.

Addendum: SCP-A-2 is a torpedo that when fired creates a Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole with a radius of around 2-3 meters. The wormhole transports any material caught in the wormhole to SCP-3001. Although pieces of the ship are immune to this effect and will not go through the wormhole. Further tests are being conducted to find out if there is any use for this technology.

Addendum: SCP-A-14 is a crudely drawn picture of the former crew of SCP-A. The picture is believed to be drawn with a wax like substance. Along with some ink drops.

Addendum: SCP-A-36 is a small 6”x6” box labeled, “Experimental! Parallel Universe Engine” It is unknown how the box operates as all experiments regarding the box have yielded inconclusive results.