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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999-1 is located in a cave in the brazilian city of São Thomé das Letras, it cannot be moved or relocated, containment is not necessary, but two armed guards are required at all times so that locals would not access SCP-9999-1, all guards are subjected to a psychiatric evaluation with Dr. Kenji upon entering and leaving SCP-9999-1’s proximities.
SCP-9999-2 is to be contained within SCP-9999-1, any attempt made by the foundation to contain SCP-9999-2 outside SCP-9999-1 has been prohibited, see Incident-9999-2-A. In case of breach, level 4Ω personnel must be contacted, as only they have the means to manipulate SCP-9999-2 and contain it inside SCP-9999-1.
Description: SCP-9999-1 was discovered in ██/██/1955, it is a wooden door and frame, approximately 3 meters tall by 1,50 meters wide, it appears to be made out of some sort of petrified dark oak wood, with mold growing in various points. SCP-9999-1 emits a faint acrid odor, and appears to have some sort of mental stimulus in living organisms, giving both feelings of fear and curiosity. When opened, SCP-9999-1 will lead to an unknown dimension, of which many explorations have been done to no success.
Exploration Log 9999-1-B
Log Date: ██/██/1956
Begin Log[The shoulder mounted camera is switched on as the D-Class personnel reaches the entrance of the cave]
Command: D-Class 072, do you copy.
D-Class 072: Yes, loud and clear.
Command: Video and audio signal are good, you may now enter the door.
[The D-Class 072 then walks forward in the direction of the wooden door, he stops for 30 seconds, one of the guards then open the door, 072 takes a deep breath and enters, when the door is closed behind him, the video signal cuts, but the audio continues.]
Command: 072 are you still there? We are not receiving video.
072: Yes, I am still here.
Command: Please describe to us what you see.
072: The sky… it’s completely dark, but yet, I can clearly see the clouds… Are you guys hearing it?
Command: Hearing what?
072: The wind, it’s… talking to me, but I do not understand what it is saying, it’s… so cold, but yet, so hot in here. I… I can hear… waves, I believe there is a sea under me. I am in some sort of stone pillar, it’s an hexagon, there is a bridge in one of the sides.
Command: 072, please, proceed to this bridge.
072: Alright sir, I… [the audio is interrupted by a strong thunder] What the fuck was that?
Command: 072? Please report.
072: There was this… thunder, and the sky, it started… it started glowing, I have never seen these colors before. I am now walking to the bridge.
[There is a strong interference in the audio signal]
072: No, fuck, stay away from me!
Command: 072, what is happening? Who is there with you?
072: Fuck you, it was not my fault, Jessica, she was the one who would tell me to do these things.
[There is an interference in the audio and the signal is cut]
End Log
Addendum 1: Reviewing D-Class 072’s files reveals that he was jailed for the murder of seven kids, on his testimony, D-Class 072 said that the spirit of his deceased wife, Jessica, was telling him to commit those crimes.
Addendum 2: Upon analyzing the audio spectrogram, the image of a kid and it’s parents is able to be seen, this kid is █████, one of 072’s victims.
Addendum 3: 15 months after the exploration, specialists on Minas-07 received video and audio messages from 072, he suddenly appeared in the middle of the Sahara Desert, not appearing to have aged one day.
Exploration Log 9999-1-F
Log Date: ██/██/1959
Begin Log
[The camera mounted on Captain Price’s helmet is turned on]
Cpt. Price: Checking audio, can everyone hear me?
Anderson: Yes sir!
Gabriel: Yes sir!
Dom: I sure can!
Cpt. Price: Command, do you copy?
Command: Yes, Captain Price, you are now free to approach the object.
[Cpt. Price walks to the door, touches the handle with his left hand and reaches to his pistol with the right hand.]
Cpt. Price: Gentleman, ready your weapons, in 3 we go. 3, 2, 1, go.
[Cpt. Price opens the door and waits until everyone is inside to enter. The door closes behind him.]
Cpt. Price: Command, do we have video?
Command: No sir, we do not have video, but the audio is better than the last time at least.
Cpt. Price: Gentlemen, do not stare into the dark for to long. Command, we still have the same visual, we are in this hexagonal stone pillar, the rope bridge is at the front edge upon entering the door.
Gabriel: I can hear something, it’s… it’s the wind.
Cpt. Price: Gabriel, do not focus on anything other than our voices, it is of utmost importance that we do not get distracted by anything.
Anderson: The bridge looks safe, cap, I think we can all go with no problem.
Dom: I’ll throw a flare down here, see if we can make how tall is this pillar, Andy, count the time for me, please.
Anderson: Sure, throw in my count, 3, 2, throw.
[One minute passes]
Dom: Well, I cannot see it anymore, but I’m pretty sure it is still falling, so… yeah.
Cpt. Price: Gentlemen, let’s move, I go first.
Cpt. Price: The bridge looks old and ruined, but it can hold pretty well, we can go two at a time side by side, we cannot see where it ends, it appears to go at least a few kilometers like this.
[Five hours later]
Cpt. Price: Command, are you still there?
Command: Yes, Captain, do you see anything different now?
Cpt. Price: Yes, after approximately 30 kilometers, we’ve reached some sort of barrier, there is some sort of mist, it goes up, down and to both sides, but suddenly stops here.
Gabriel: Holy fucking shit, what the hell was that?
Command: Gabriel, what do you see?
Gabriel: There was a face in the mist, completely black, no features except by two white circles where there should be eyes, it was there for half a second but now it’s gone.
Anderson: It was probably your imagination, places like this can fuck your mind.
Cpt. Price: Not just can, as, if given the chance, they will fuck your mind.
Dom: I think we should go now.
Cpt. Price: Command, we are now crossing the mist, it appears we can see around fo… [There is an interference in the audio and the transmission cuts]
End Log
Addendum 1: When looking at a spectrogram of the interference, it is possible to see three soldiers walking in a rope bridge, appearing to be Cpt. Price, Anderson and Gabriel.
Addendum 2: One month after the exploration, Cpt. Price, Anderson and Gabriel were found roaming a small village in the middle of the peruvian amazon rainforest, Dom was nowhere to bee seen, and wasn't been found to this day.
Exploration Log 9999-1-P
Log Date: ██/05/2020
Begin Log
[The camera is activated, Captain Joseph can be seen pushing some buttons on the side of the camera, that translates the image from normal, to infrared, then to ultraviolet, then back to normal.]
Cpt. Joseph: Command, do you receive all images?
Command: Yes, captain, the camera is fully operational.
[Captain Joseph then takes the camera and places it atop his helmet]
Cpt. Joseph: Antonio, please, see if your gamma-ray and x-ray receptors are fully working.
Antonio: Yes sir, they are!
Cpt. Joseph: Good, let’s hope we can make further on that mist and come back.
Antonio: Well, if I’m not wrong only three people have been able to overcome the mist, but none of them have returned. Dr. Laura says they’re ok, but I won’t trust just because she said it.
Cpt. Joseph: █████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Amanda: ██████████████████████████████████████████
Antonio: ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Cpt. Joseph: Well, let’s stop lollygagging and go.
[Amanda walks to the door and opens it]
Amanda: After you kids.
[Captain Joseph walks in first, no weapons drawn, Antonio goes second and Amanda goes last]
[As Captain Joseph walks in, the video shows a stone hexagonal pillar, made of a dark green crystallite material, the camera looks up, clouds are covering the entirety of the sky, with random lightning coloring the sky in unknown colors]
Command: Good news everyone, video is finally working.
Cpt. Joseph: Hell yeah, I’ll record the sky with the infrared and ultraviolet lights, tell us if there is anything we should worry about. Antonio, please record to see if there is any gamma and x-ray pulse from the clouds and the darkness below us.
[Captain Joseph looks up into the clouds and changes the mode of the camera to infrared and ultraviolet]
Command: Well, in infrared we see that there are intense temperature changes in the sky, one spot is almost near absolute zero in one second, and it’s near the temperature of the surface of the sun in the next. And well, the amount of UV radiation is almost incomprehensible, the image appears almost completely white.
Amanda: Shit, I forgot my sunscreen, but well, people got here before and they didn’t got cancer, so I think we are good.
Cpt. Joseph: Let’s go, there are five hours of crossing a bridge before us. Antonio, did you got the video?
Antonio: I did, but we will only see it once we go back.
[Amanda goes first, Captain Joseph goes right after her and Antonio is a little behind, recording some footage]
[After five hours of walking, they finally get to the mist]
Cpt. Joseph: Command, we are here, do you copy?
Command: Yes cap, please record the mist for us.
Cpt. Joseph: Roger that.[Captain Joseph records the edge of the mist both in infrared and ultraviolet]
Command: Well, at least the temperature here is stable, appears to be set at 283,75 Kelvin, around 10 Celsius. The mist blocks all the UV, we have no way to know if the effect is only on the edge or if it’s like that across its entirety.
Cpt. Joseph: Antonio, did you…
Antonio: Just recorded, sir!
Cpt. Joseph: Great, get your weapons ready, we still have no information on what’s inside there.
[The three of them enter the mist on an arrow formation, with captain Joseph on the tip, they walk around six meters inside the mist until the way from which they came in becomes impossible to be seen, after more six meters they suddenly stop, they lower the weapons and start walking calmly through the bridge, at times it is barely possible to see a slender figure, about four meters tall, completely black with tho white holes on its face, where eyes were supposed to be walking besides them. After more ten meters of walking like this, the same creature can be clearly seen, but this time it’s head appears from the mist below the bridge, about twenty meters northeast from the camera, the head measures around ten meters in diameter and gets bigger every time they move forward until it completely engulfs them. At this point there is an audio interference and both video and audio signals are cut]
End Log
Addendum 1: When looking at a spectrogram of the audio interference, it’s possible to see an image of Amanda when she was around 18 years.
Addendum 2: Five months after the expedition, both Captain Joseph and Antonio appeared inside the ISS. They were relocated back to Earth and the astronauts on the ISS were administered Class-C Amnestics.
Addendum 3: █████████████████████████████████████████████████
Addendum 4: The video recorded by Antonio revealed strong gamma ray pulses emitted by the clouds in a pattern, the pattern is being analized to see if it is some sort of message. The video recorded from the darkness below the pillar and the bridge reveal pulses of X-Ray moving in the same pattern of Tiger Sharks, the images reveal that there is a sea on the bottom of the pillar, but according to the reception of the x-ray, Researcher Uezu states that this sea is around two light years below the bridge.
SCP-9999-2 was discovered in ██/██/1956, it is a number of flying iridescent globes which vary in color, being usually yellow, orange, and green, there are 13 now contained within SCP-9999-1, presumably more exist but have not yet been found. SCP-9999-2 is a sentient being but can be controlled by the use of ███████, that is only accessible to level 4Ω clearance personnel. SCP-9999-2 is usually pacific, but will retaliate to any violent act, see Incident-9999-2-C. If any creature makes physical contact with SCP-9999-2, a series of psychological effects will begin, ranging from mild discomfort to death. On ██/05/1997, seven D Class Personnel were forced to touch one instance of SCP-9999-2.
By my orders, all recordings of Incident 9999-2-A have been completely removed from the foundation’s archives.
All we must know is that, although seemingly inoffensive, if not taken care of, SCP-9999-2 can be a major threat to the veil. If allowed, SCP-9999-2 will, undoubtedly, show the world the existence of anomalies, and disrupt the “non existence” of the foundation. For this SCP-9999-2 Disruption Class has been changed to Ekhi. Let’s hope it doesn’t turns out to be an Amida Class.
We nearly failed once, we can not have that luxury again.
—██████████████████, The Administrator
Incident Log 9999-2-C
Incident Date: ██/05/1965
Location: Ghana; coordinates 9°██'██.█"N 1°██'██.█"WInfo: The following was restored from the footage found on Sfc. ██████’s helmet camera.
Preamble: A MTF Epsilon-6 squad was sent to a village in Ghana, near the city of ██████, with orders to investigate the appearance of three (3) possible flying saucers. A team was dispatched to investigate the █████████████ Road, where they found three instances of SCP-9999-2.
20h53: The four operatives were in a F-100 Truck, they were driving at around 35km/h in direction to the city of ██████. Two were in the cabin, and two were in the trunk.
20h56: Cpl. ████ sighted two orange orbs flying west at a slow speed and told the others to stop the truck and follow that direction.
21h07: After 10 minutes of walking, the four of them reach a sinkhole, roughly 5 meters in diameter, and 15 meters deep. A faint yellow light can be seen at the bottom of the hole.
21h10: The operatives descend into the hole and find a small tunnel on the wall, the opening to the tunnel is around 30 centimeters in diameter.
21h11: A yellow iridescent sphere flies out of the tunnel and circles the four operatives. The two other globes come out of the small tunnel and stand still.
21h13: Sfc. ██████ walks towards one of the globes and moves his hand, as if to unsheathe his knife.
21h14: Sfc. ██████ holds his knife in the direction of the globe, the globe moves towards the Sfc.; Cpl. █████ shoots the globe, as he thought it was going to attack Sfc. ██████. The globe drops into the ground and changes his form into the one of a hairless wild dog and jumps in the direction of Cpl. █████.
21h15: The other three start shooting at the dog. The two other globes take different forms, one being the one of a anthropomorphic boar the size of a gorilla, and the other taking the form of a skinny humanoid with pale skin, a long black hair, yellow eyes, and long claws, that reached approximately 45 centimeters in length. The two creatures started attacking the operatives, suffering no apparent damage to the bullets.
21h20: The four operatives are dead, the three creatures go back into the iridescent globe form and disappear from sight.
12h45: Csm. Rohan finds the dilacerated body of the four operatives, he finds the camera still somewhat working, although very damaged.
End Log
Addendum: Csm. Rohan gave the camera to Dr. Mardoni, the chief scientist on Site-034 located on Angola, who then sent the recovered footage to Dr. ████, Head Researcher regarding SCP-9999 during the years 1955 to 199█.
Interview Log 9999-2-E
Log Date: ██/██/1997
Interviewer: Dr. Yann
Interviewee: D-Class 309
Begin LogDr. Yann: 309, please state to us what you’ve experienced upon touching the orb.
[309 moves back and forth on her chair, staring blankly to the cup of water Dr. Yann brought her.]
Dr. Yann: 309, do you understand me?
[309 takes a sip of the water, looks at Dr. Yann and tries to recompose herself.]
309: You knew that already, when Igor died you knew it could have been me, I wish it was me.
Dr. Yann: 309, could you please answer my first question? What you experienced after touching the orb?
309: I… I remember everything, this was not the first time you asked me to do things like that, but you always messed with my brain and made me forget, forget… EVERYTHING!
[309 punches the aluminum table, which bends slightly]
Dr. Yann: 309, please calm down, or drastic measures will be taken.
309: I have a name, did you know that? It’s Angela, but you don’t care, I made some mistakes when I was younger, and apparently that’s all that matters. Now I’m just a number, and I’m not even the only one with this number, when I die here, some poor unfortunate soul will be 309, and someone after them, and so forth and so on.
[309 walks up to the two way mirror, she is looking at her reflection]
309: I will answer you, I will answer your stupid question. Do you wanna know what I saw when I touched that ball? I saw through your lies. I saw all the times me and my friends were used in your experiments, all the times you gave us some amnestics, I’ve seen them, I’ve seen the other monsters you have locked up in here. I saw how lucky I was to have survived all this time, just to have you guys go into my brain and make me forget.
[309 walks up to Dr. Yann]
309: I saw what your Foundation does. They care more about these monsters than they care about us, humans. I’ve been here for ten years, TEN YEARS. All these memories erased, I don't know how I’ve not become a vegetable by now. You know what? I am tired.
[309 then jumps onto Dr. Yann fracturing his ribs and puncturing one of his lungs before Site Guards entered the room and neutralized her with high-voltage tasers]
End Log
Addendum 1: After the interview, D-Class 309 was sent to a memory redaction therapy and subjected to B-Class Amnestics, which had no apparent effect on her.
Addendum 2: One week after the interview, D-Class 309 took her own life with a knife stolen from the site’s cantina, a message was written with blood on 309’s cell wall.
[Our blood is on your hands, Foundation.]
and is Level Ω/9999 TOP SECRET
UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL BE PUNISHABLE BY IMMEDIATE DEMOTION.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999-Ω cannot be contained by any means, but it is willing to be located on Site Minas-07, in the brazilian state of Minas Gerais, while it has a room with a bed and (1) one computer with access to a select library of single-player RPG titles, and unlimited access to the site’s library, SCP-9999-Ω does not need to eat, but at any given day, it may request to eat in the company of the authorized staff, SCP-9999-Ω will then assume the form of any personnel that isn't working on the day and will eat in the Site's restaurant. At any point in time, SCP-9999-Ω can disappear from Minas-07 and there are no known means to prevent this, in case that happens, MTF Lambda-5 (“White Rabbits”) must be immediately contacted.
Description: SCP-9999-Ω was discovered ██/02/1959, in a picture of ████ ███████, a few days before he died in the ███████ ████ incident. Once the picture was recovered, Field Agents were sent to find the object, to no results. The next sighting of SCP-9999-Ω was ██/02/1960, exactly one year after the ███████ ████ incident, when it was seen exiting SCP-9999-1, SCP-9999-Ω was confronted by the two guards, who were killed on the spot, SCP-9999-Ω then proceeded to take the radio from one of the bodies and send a message to the Minas-07 Guard Commander, see Document Log 9999-Ω-A, after (30) thirty minutes SCP-9999-Ω was scouted by MTF Lambda-5 to Minas-07 Upon arrival, SCP-9999-Ω was submitted to an interview with Dr. ████.
Document Log 9999-Ω-A
Log Date: ██/02/1960
Begin Log“Holy shit, one year. It’s been one years since you guys saw me and you still were not able to get me. [giggles] And here I thought that the so famous SCP Foundation was better at finding and actually containing entities like me. [The message pauses for 10 seconds] Well, you don’t need to look for me anymore, I am here, right by the door, send the White Rabbits, these are the guys I want with me, oh, and talking about these Task Forces, you’ll need to find two new Village Idiots, and try to find some better personnel, at least someone who doesn’t shoot before asking, I will be waiting here, so, no need to rush.”
Interview Log 9999-Ω-A
Log Date: ██/02/1960
Interviewer: Dr.████
Interviewee: SCP 9999-Ω
Begin LogDr.████: First of all, who are you?
9999-Ω: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.
Dr.████: What?
9999-Ω: Yeah, It will make sense in a couple decades. You can call me Elendar, and I ask you, to call me Elendar. I know you will put some random numbers on my entry for your… weird kink page, but call me Elendar.
Dr.████: Were you the cause of the ███████ ████ Incident?
9999-Ω: I knew you would ask me this, and as much as you want it to be me, no, it was all natural, dumb decisions taken by dumb kids will surely lead to dumb results, don’t ya think? Given that, I know you will also ask why I was there in the picture, for that the answer is simple, I wanted you guys to find me, and what better way to start a manhunt for me than to appear in one of the last pictures taken in a weird incident where 9 kids died.
Dr.████: With that out of the way, why did you…
[Dr.████ was interrupted by 9999-Ω]
9999-Ω: But I need to say, you guys can be really bad at looking for clues when you want to, because holy h-e-double toothpicks, I gave you some very obvious clues, but I think that if you want something done, you better do it yourself, so I am here now, talking to you. By the way, I know that I interrupted you, I am known to do that, go on, you can ask me now.
Dr.████: Why did you kill the two guards that were on 9999-1?
9999-Ω: 9999? That’s the number you gave me? Well, I can’t complain. I didn’t kill them, they killed themselves, by trying to kill me, I never liked the whole “shoot first ask questions later” mentality some soldiers have, and I thought the soldiers from the “Secure, Contain, and Protect” were better than that, but at least those two weren’t.
Dr.████: Do you have any connection with the Foundation? As, stated by you, you wanted us to find you?
9999-Ω: To be absolutely honest with you, I do, as I have things with every major occult company, if you could call them that, be it the SCP, the GOC, the GAW, tho this last one still doesn’t exist. But what do I have to do with them, well, this interview is over, I am hungry! [9999-Ω then proceeds to take the form of an elderly lady appearing of brazilian origin] Vamo meu fio! A vó quer um churro.
[9999-Ω stands up and disappears from the interview room]
End Log
Addendum 1: The whole interview was being conducted in english, following Director █████ orders, as to make the interviews more accessible to foreign researchers, usually translation is needed, but because 9999-Ω spoke on perfect english, no translation software was added, which resulted in the last sentence not being in english, the sentence it spoke means “Let’s go my son! I want a churro.”
Addendum 2: Security footage taken on a Police Station in the city near Minas-07 show SCP 9999-Ω appearing from behind a tree, still with the elderly lady’s appearance, walking to a Churro Foodtruck and buying two churros.
Addendum 3: Five minutes after the interview, SCP 9999-Ω appeared in front of Dr.████, already back to it’s normal form, and gave him one of the two churros.
SCP-9999-Ω can manipulate its appearance at will, but it usually takes the form of a humanoid, 1.90 meters tall, long white hair and a goatee, matte black skin, antlers made out of an unidentified green crystal, with electro-magnetic properties (more study is necessary), green eyes, and a set of green tattoos covering the creature’s torso, arms, and face. The creature also wears two bracers, made out of a green metal, atomic analysis identified the metal as a non-radioactive form of Uranium, and a long black skirt, made out of an unidentified organic material.
As of Incident 9999-Ω-BIII it is absolutely prohibited to harm SCP-9999-Ω as it may have severe side effects in those in the proximities of the object.
Incident Log 9999-Ω-BIII
Log Date: ██/██/████
Initiating Translation[The incident starts with a discussion between SCP-9999-Ω and ██████, one of the MTF Lambda-5 personnel assigned to the subject, this discussion started because of a card game.]
9999-Ω: WHAT THE FUCK? THREE DRAW FOURS IN A ROW? I know you’re stealing cards, I can literally see the past AND the future.
██████: You can’t see jack shit, you’re just a bad loser, if you can’t accept that you can always leave the game.
9999-Ω: Leave, I will leave a massive hole in your mom, that’s what I’ll leave.
██████: You mother fucker, you know we don’t talk about someone else’s mom.
9999-Ω: I can talk about whatever the fuck I want, you just dropped three, THREE, draw fours, you are the biggest son of a bitch I’ve ever met.
[██████ then gets up and points his finger at 9999-Ω’s face]
██████: You take back what you said about my mom, or else.
9999-Ω: Or else what? You’re gonna kill me? I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY.
[██████ draws his rifle and points at 9999-Ω’s face]
9999-Ω: Oh, so you got the guts, pull, PULL THIS TRIGGER! You’re gonna regret it.
[9999-Ω’s eyes and tattoos start glowing red, and ██████ pulls the trigger, as the bullets penetrates 9999-Ω’s flesh, it’s eyes and tattoos start glowing white, and the exact same wounds on 9999-Ω’s body are now on ██████’s body]
End Log
Addendum 1: As ██████’s body fell to the ground, 9999-Ω disappeared, a few seconds later another entity appeared, with its hands this entity bathed ██████ in a cyan light, which appeared to stabilize the body and revert the fatal wounds. More research on this entity required.
Addendum 2: ██████ survived and was sent to an anger management therapy and was demoted from MTF Lambda-5, getting assigned to a guard position on Minas-07█
Addendum 3: 9999-Ω only reappeared one month after the incident, visibly regretting what happened, 9999-Ω refraining itself from playing that card game ever since.
Addendum 4: Dr. Kaleb here, let's try to not get into a discussion with the reality bending entity, I never thought I would need to say that, but it's not a good idea.
SCP-9999-Ω possesses innumerous abilities, ranging from mental manipulation to time/reality bending abilities, which it uses to both help the foundation, such as on Event 9999-BIV, where SCP-9999-Ω helped MTF Lambda-4 (“Birdwatchers”) to locate SCP-4396 after SCP-4396-1 appeared in the possession of SCP-4396-A, or cause problems, such as on Incident 9999-Ω-FVII, on which SCP-9999-Ω gave the GOC the location of a ██████ █████, which resulted in the partial destruction of the entity, which was later captured by the Foundation and catalogued as SCP-████.
As of Event 9999-█████, SCP-9999-Ω has been classified Thaumiel. All involved personnel will either be promoted or reassigned to fit the new classification. Any personnel that does not qualify for promotion or reassignment will be subject to B-Class amnestics and will be reassigned to other SCPs.
The following interviews require a Level 5Ω/9999 Clearance or higher, unauthorized access to these materials will be considered a Type-3-ᚠ offense (Unauthorized Top Secret Data Management While Lacking Necessary Credentials), punishable by mandatory memory redaction with immediate demotion.
Interview Log ██████████
Log Date: ██/██/2015
Interviewer: Dr. Laura
Interviewee: SCP-9999-Ω
Begin LogDr. Laura: Good evening, 9999. Or Elendar, if you prefer me to refer to you by your name. My name is Dr. Laura, I was selected to be the Research Chief on you. Do you mind if I ask you some questions?
9999-Ω: Go ahead, it's your job after all. And thanks, Elendar is good.
Dr. Laura: For how long have you been around, do you have any idea? I mean, in this dimension, at least.
9999-Ω: For a long time, so long I don't even remember, to be completely honest with you.
Dr. Laura: I see. Do you have any reasons to stay here, in this place? I mean, in this cave, in a small city in the middle of Brazil?
9999-Ω: I do not choose where the door will land, it chooses for itself, so I have no way of controlling it. But it's a nice city, I have to tell you that, and did you know this is called Brazil's UFO capital? I think this may have something to why the door chose here.
Dr. Laura: Oh, that's fairly interesting. [Dr. Laura starts taking notes] I didn't really know that. I've heard of it, but had no idea that it was actually true. But enough chit chat, now back to the questions. About your appearance. Are you able to change it? Or is that your only form?
[9999-Ω stares at Dr. Laura, as it takes the form of the Doctor herself]
9999-Ω: Yes, you heard it right, I can change my appearance. You know I could also kill everyone here if I changed to him. But I'd feel really bad, I like the people here.
[Dr. Laura looks at 9999-Ω for a second, flabbergasted, but not afraid of him. She takes more notes.]
Dr. Laura: Fascinating. Thank you for not causing any… casualties. Do you have any needs for nourishment, or sleep? Anything that would resemble you to a human being?
9999-Ω: I have no need for any of those, at least not anymore. But I do enjoy eating, you can imagine how boring eternity would be without the pleasures of life.
[9999-Ω goes back to its usual form]
Dr. Laura: It's understandable. Do you have anything you prefer to eat?
9999-Ω: I do have a favorite meal, but unfortunately I can't eat it anymore. It's my mother's strawberry pie. Yes, I had a mother, back when I was still a mortal. I can move through time, but these moments are locked, even from me.
[Dr. Laura's expression slightly changes. Now she looks pensive]
Dr. Laura: I am so sorry for that, that's a shame. I would ask how long ago that was, but that would possibly bring back memories you don't want.
9999-Ω: 3478 years ago. That's when my mom died.
[Dr. Laura was going to ask something else, but 9999-Ω interrupted her]
9999-Ω: But not here, I'm not from your… Reality, I think you'd say.
[Dr. Laura takes even more notes]
Dr. Laura: So I've heard. Where are you from?
9999-Ω: Originally… From what the planar travelers would call, The Qaelletara. A small bubble of existence, with only one planet and only one star in it. But you here in the foundation could know better if I say this. It is one of the reality pockets created by the book.
[9999-Ω looks at it’s wrist]
Dr. Laura: I see, it sounds like a lonely place…
9999-Ω: Oh, look at the time, you'll find pretty interesting what will happen next.
[9999-Ω stares at Dr. Laura’s eyes]
9999-Ω: Don’t ask, everything on it’s time, my dear. But you couldn’t be more wrong. It is a spectacular place, a true land of dreams.
Dr. Laura: Well… What is it like?
[Dr. Laura looks at her watch]
9999-Ω: It is a land of fantasy, created by the book. I think his number here is 1230, you should research the archives for it later today.
Dr. Laura: I maybe will, thank you for the suggestion, Elendar. Now, if you excuse me, you told me that I would find it pretty interesting what was going to happen next. However, nothing much happened. I am quite curious to know what you were talking about.
9999-Ω: Oh, so curious, you're like a little kitten. Do not worry, it will not harm anyone. But things will happen on their own time, and it's not now. Isn't there anything else you wanna know about me in the meantime? I am full of secrets, and for you, I am an open book.
[Dr. Laura’s eyes widen as she furrows her brows]
Dr. Laura: S-sir, excuse me, but I find this to be a little inappropriate. 'sigh' Well, I'm not so sure if I have more questions. Tell me a random fact about yourself, will you?
9999-Ω: 'Giggles' I'm sorry. A random fact about me, well, why don't we let him talk?
[9999-Ω points one finger to the ceiling of the interview room. As a man suddenly appears, as if emerging from the cement. As the man falls, he hits his leg on the aluminum table, resulting in an open fracture]
9999-Ω: Well… It appears that I may have been mistaken, it harmed him.
[Dr. Laura jumps from her chair, as she swears and runs as to help the man]
9999-Ω: If you don't mind me asking, Doctor Laura, how old are you?
Dr. Laura: I am twenty seven years old. Why?
[She attempts to move the man's leg. He kicks her with the other. She stumbles and almost falls down]
9999-Ω: This… This is Humberto Gomes da Costa Silveira, the first D-Class to be sent through the door. In 1955, 60 years ago, more than twice your age. He could not fight his fear, his guilt, so the unnamed darkness decided that he was not worthy going through the mist. Do you want to know why he became a D-Class?
[Dr. Laura rubs her shoulder, it appears to be dislocated, but she doesn’t seem to feel any pain]
Dr. Laura: Yes, I do want to know. That was a very long time ago, though he does not appear to have aged.
9999-Ω: He killed seven girls, and fucked their dead bodies, all in front of their respective mothers. [9999-Ω looks directly at the surveillance camera in the interview room] Unlike the creatures locked here by the foundation, this, ladies and gentleman, this is a real monster. My home does not accept monsters.
[9999-Ω looks back at Dr. Laura]
9999-Ω: And yes, he did not age, that is because when the mist throws people off the bridge, they will fall through time. I have to say, 60 years is a new record though, it usually ranges from a couple months to, at most, a bit less than a decade.
Dr. Laura: Maybe I agree with you. But instead of being incarcerated, this man shouldn't even exist.
[9999-Ω looks at Dr Laura and smiles, it walks in the direction of the D-Class, as he gets there, he looks to Dr Laura]
9999-Ω: You may want to look away for the moment. Actually, you should look away, do not look at me, and by the divinity you believe in, do not look at my face.
[Dr. Laura turns around and stares at the wall. The camera starts to malfunction, 9999-Ω can be seen turning into a tall hairless humanoid, but it's face is completely covered by screen static, the video goes back to normal as 9999-Ω goes back to its natural form. 9999-Ω touches the D-Class who then disappears]
9999-Ω: I may have caused a security breach here, I'm sorry. But it was worth it
Dr. Laura: What did you do?
9999-Ω: I didn't do anything, you can look back now, I just sent him to an underground facility, where that Shy one is being contained, and well, let's just say this Humberto did what no man should ever do.
[Dr. Laura turns around and goes back to her chair]
Dr. Laura: Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's Minas-07. I used to work there. You've definitely caused a security breach, though.
9999-Ω: 'Sigh' I feel now that I should go and help them, but I still want to finish this interview. Well, only one way to solve this.
[9999-Ω closes its eyes and suddenly a shadow version of its body appears standing near the door, both 9999-Ω's nod at each other and the shadowy one disappears]
Dr. Laura: That's fascinating. I didn't know you possess this kind of power.
9999-Ω: I have a plethora of them. But yeah, I can dissociate my shadow from my body.
[9999-Ω raises its hand over the aluminum table, under the light, but no shadow appears. The Dr grabs her notepad, but looks at her shoulder, squints, and puts the notepad back on the table]
9999-Ω: Oh and also, can I see your shoulder?
Dr. Laura: Of course.
[9999-Ω gets up and walks to behind the Dr, it gently places its hand on the Doctor's shoulder, a soft teal light emits from the palm of 9999-Ω's hand, a loud crack can be heard as Dr. Laura's shoulder goes back to normal]
9999-Ω: You're a strong one indeed, a dislocated shoulder and not even an ouch.
[9999-Ω walks back to its seat]
9999-Ω: The strongest perfumes indeed come from the smallest flasks.
[Dr. Laura stretches her arm, grabs her notepad and start taking more notes]
Dr. Laura: Thank you. Well, I have a condition that doesn't make me feel pain. How did you do that, though? I mean, put my shoulder back in place.
9999-Ω: I didn't, it was… [long pause] Her, she doesn't like to be known as I do, I just served as a vessel for her power, but I can only heal small wounds. You probably heard of that time, that fucking draw four, she had to come because I would not be able to carry her power for that kind of wound. If you're asking yourself, who's her? Let's just say she's my… Wife.
Dr. Laura: Oh, wife? For how long has she been… Your wife?
9999-Ω: Time is… Weird, where we live, so I can't answer you this.
Dr. Laura: Right… Right. Well, I don't think I have more questions regarding… you. I would ask about your wife, but as you hesitated talking about her, I think I'd be better off not asking anything.
9999-Ω: Oh, you have a lot of more questions about me, you just don't know me enough to know what to ask. [9999-Ω stands up] For example, I, this version of me, I am bound to this planet. Although I can exist everywhere, this me, can't exist anywhere else. Now you have more questions to ask me. [9999-Ω sits on the table] I also can die, it's not easy to kill me, but you can, however, I will just come back through that door, so killing me is a waste of time and effort. More questions here I'm sure.
Dr. Laura: I'm a little overwhelmed, sorry. 'Chuckles' Do you know the other versions of you, if yes, are they the same as this version of you I'm talking to right now? And, have you ever died? How many times?
9999-Ω: I know them, yet, I've never seen them, for I can't go to where they are, and they can't leave where they are to come here. But I can be there the moment I please. I see why it may be hard to understand for humans like you, but, if you give me some time, I think I can explain.
[9999-Ω grabs a pen and a page of Laura’s notepad and starts writing]
Dr. Laura: You can take your time to explain, I don’t mind.
9999-Ω: Actually it's pretty simple, imagine a collective consciousness, one creature can see what every other creature on this consciousness is doing, in a way, we're like this.
Dr. Laura: So, you can see what you from another world is doing right now?
9999-Ω: Yes, and I can communicate with them, like if it was a neural network, I hope this explanation works. But I have never actually been in the presence of any of them. We can only exist outside the mist, inside it, we become The First One.
Dr. Laura: If you could, or can say anything about any of them, what would you say? And, what is the first one?
9999-Ω: The First One, The First Elendar, the one that was mortal and became what we are today. We are echoes of his image, or something like that.
[9999-Ω takes a really long pause, as if thinking something, Dr. Laura doesn’t say anything either]
9999-Ω: We are scholars, we come to learn, we are not supposed to interact, but who cares if we break some rules sometimes? I am the only one that will interact with your Earth, so, yeah. [9999-Ω sits back on the chair] And I have literally nothing to say about the others, some of them exist for eons without ever being noticed, and some are like me, we like to interact. I said we are echoes, but not the same echo, I for instance, am an echo of the more chaotic side of The First One, although I tend towards doing the good.
[Dr. Laura takes even more notes, and ask without even looking at 9999-Ω]
Dr. Laura: I see. Well, if there's consequences, I don't think you should break the rules, should you? And what you mean is, there might be an evil you, somewhere?
9999-Ω: There is, but there are still rules we have to follow, for every good act, an evil act must be done to reach an equilibrium, the other side works too, so in the end, the good ones tend to not do any good act, for they know that an evil act must be done, and the evil ones don't do evil for the same reason. I just don’t care that much, doing good or evil is like choosing between an ice cream sandwich or a marshmallow sandwich, both are nice to me, but I still prefer one of them.
Dr. Laura: You said you are one of the good ones… I would say that you may have already done your evil act by letting the D-Class into 096's chamber, but in my morals, the D-Class deserved it. [Dr. Laura clears her throat]
9999-Ω: No, that wasn't an evil act, an evil act would be for me to send the D-Class to the middle of Manhattan or any other city like that, the Shy Guy would appear in the middle of a super populated area, lots of people would see his face, and I think you get the point.
Dr. Laura: Oh, that would definitely be a bad thing.
9999-Ω: Now for the second question, yes, I have died, a lot actually. Alexander the Great killed me once. And then I also died trying to protect the books when Caesar burned down all Alexandria when he tried to burn his own ships.
Dr. Laura: Alexander the Great killed you? That must be a great story. And wow, trying to save the books in Alexandria. You probably have a lot to tell.
9999-Ω: I have, but let's go to what matters. What about a field trip? It's your first day with me, why don't you just go through that door, see what you can find.
Dr. Laura: Sure, but… What will happen if I do that?
[9999-Ω stands up, walks to the Dr and gently kisses her forehead]
9999-Ω: Now… I assure you nothing bad. And whenever you want to come back, just go to the pyramid and tell her you want to come back.
[Dr. Laura blinks, and stares at 9999-Ω for a second, in complete, utter disbelief]
Dr. Laura: Uh… Excuse me?
9999-Ω: Take your time, get used to your room here, take some clothes if you want. Well, if you excuse me, I just started my New Game plus plus on DD:DA, that game is the bomb.
[9999-Ω disappears from the room, a few seconds later, 9999-Ω's shadow appears on the room, looks around and then disappears again]
End Log
Addendum 1: Going back to this interview, it appears that I was both wrong by saying nobody would be harmed when that man got back from my crib, as he was clearly harmed, femur popping out of the leg seems serious. And I was also wrong by saying that he would talk about me, he didn’t even have time to say anything, only scream in pain, but yeah, whatever. -Elendar
Addendum 2: If you read this, yeah, apparently 9999-Ω can edit entries on our archives, I have no idea how he does that, his computer doesn’t have any access to our network, but as of now it only seems that it will add addendums to its own interviews, so we let it slip, but if any edit on other entries are to be noticed, contact me as soon as possible. -Dr. Kaleb
Second interview, maybe more who knows
