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CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-6035
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Scp-6035 must be contained in a standard cell, with decorations reminiscent of an upper class mansion. All personnel entering the cell must wear suits, ties, and slacks. The personnel must also speak to Scp-6035 A-C in a refined tone. The Scps in question must be referred to by the names listed below.
Description: Scp-6035 is a round mahogany table of intricate design. Around it is a collection of 3 humanoid entities of about 50 years of age. They appear to not age. They have no differences from a normal human being on viewing. They are sat on 3 stools also intricately carved. Each entity has been given a name as to not trigger instances of Scp-6035. Henry (Scp-6035-A), Macintosh (Scp-6035-B), and Bertram (Scp-6035-C). Upon the table is 2 decks of cards, a plate of meat, and a vase of 3 wilting roses. Scp-6035 A-C have expressed increased interest in card games, mostly poker. Scp-6035 A-C play poker often and invite foundation personnel to join. If a personnel agrees to play, another stool will appear near the table. When the personnel sits down and begins to play, he will get the suspicion that the one of the Scps is cheating (though no evidence has been found of cheating). Scp-6035 A-C will tell jokes to each other and ask questions, they will also occasionally take bits of meat from the plate, and will not speak with its mouth full. The personnel will feel perfectly calm in this state, laughing about the jokes, answering questions. During this entire process, if the Scp is referred to as something other than their designated name, any of A-C will beat the personnel unconscious. During the entire process the subject will have no concept of how much time has passed. Subjects who survive report to be “In good company.” Subjects usually leave without injury, but a can-do activity throughout the day is present. If any of Scp-6035 A-C lose in their card game, the losing Scp will disappear. The Scp will return within 48 hours and pretend nothing happened. The meat plate appears to fill whenever a personnel comes to join, or when a Scp reappears. When it is empty, the Scp appears to not care. The Scp also doesn’t have any basic human needs, oxygen, food, water, sleep.
Addendum: In a test, Scp-6035-B mentioned the feeling of imprisonment. Then Scp-6035-C became visibly aggressive, saying if it was ever imprisoned it would find the person who trapped it, kill them and go rampaging. Scp-6035-A and Scp-6035-B both agreed and continued playing a 20 minute game of go fish. Scp-6035 A-C must not learn of its containment. Any subjects trying to leak information will be terminated and a fake explanation will be given to Scp-6035. If Scp-6035 figures it out, it could result in a containment breach.
Initial recovery was preformed by MTF squadron (The Rose's Thorns). no force was required, but persuasion of the benefits of going with them were used. The instances were blindfolded upon transport, asked what they have in their original residence, and the items were purchased and set up in the containment cell.
Interview with Scp-6035:
Dr. T████ was invited to play a game of Gin Rummy with the Scp instances, he accepted for the research. During this, he tried to keep it inconspicuous.
Dr. T████: Deal me in.
Scp-6035-A: (passes out cards) you know how to play?
Dr. T████: I've played before, but I could use a couple reminders, so I will ask those while we are playing.
Scp-6035-B: Its pretty simple, you'll catch on.
Scp-6035-A: So, you are a doctor?
Dr. T████: that is correct.
Scp-6035-A: What kind of doctor?
Dr. T████: science and such. And if you don't mind, I will ask the questions.
Scp-6035-A: Ok, shoot. (grabs piece of meat)
Dr. T████: Where is this table from?
Scp-6035-A: I made it, its one of my finest creations. also the stools.
Dr. T████: How did you make it?
Scp-6035-A: (no response)
Scp-6035-C: Let us play, shall we?
Dr. T████:Do you want to tell me about anything about your lives?
Scp-6035-B: I was a limo salesman, made some fine cash. Drove people in them too, some who were very suspicious and spooky in the back of my limos, asking to go to certain places that weren't on the map. I was pretty boring.
