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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the characteristics of SCP-XXXX, any attempt to construct a containment area is redundant (see description). However, should personnel encounter SCP-XXXX it is encouraged that no action be taken except announcing its location, as tracking devices and clothes are left behind upon teleportation. In exceptional cases, such as SCP-XXXX's presence disturbing other specimens in Site-06-3 (Humanoid Containment Site-06-3), personnel are granted permission to relocate SCP-XXXX to another section of the facility. SCP-XXXX is unaffected by most environmental factors and does not require sustenance or sufficient air to remain alive.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid resembling a sleeping, eighteen (18) year-old, Caucasian female. Height: 167cm (5 feet, 5 inches). Weight: 49.5kgs (109lbs). As well as its permanent sleeping state, SCP-XXXX displays near-omnipotent teleportation abilities. It cannot appear in solid objects, but if a space can contain SCP-XXXX it is possible for it to appear there. It is unknown if SCP-XXXX is sentient, or even aware of its surroundings. However, it appears to understand when it arrives at a new location as, though it can appear anywhere in Site-06-3, it has not made any attempt to leave the site itself. The conclusion drawn by researchers is that SCP-XXXX can warp anywhere within a property or building, but cannot leave unless it is physically moved to a new location. The time period between each instance of teleportation ranges from 25 seconds to 24 hours.

Some notable sleeping locations have included (some of which, multiple times):

  • Cafeteria chairs, upright and slumped
  • Hanging from industrial ventilation fans (off) in Sector 3
  • ██████ █████'s personal locker
  • Every bed in Class C personnel's sleeping quarters
  • Crawl-spaces in Sectors 1 through 7 (see Incident Reports)
  • Underneath SCP-1702's eggs (see Incident Reports)

SCP-XXXX's origin is unknown. First recorded sighting was in 1924 on a farmstead in Southern France. The owners of the farm were startled upon discovering SCP-XXXX, "curled up inside the fireplace, in rags and covered in soot and dirt. No older than twenty and sleeping like a lamb." By the time they alerted their neighbours, SCP-XXXX had warped to an unknown location.

SCP-XXXX was captured in the Palace of Versailles by Field Agents Murphy and Pascaud on January 12th, 2001. The Foundation was notified by the French Government of an anomalous entity that was sighted by several tour groups. SCP-XXXX's movement from Southern France to Versailles is unknown, but is speculated to have been the result of teleporting into carts and automobiles that passed or stopped at locations it was inhabiting. SCP-XXXX arrived at the Palace of Versailles by the final months of the year 2000.

Extensive testing indicates that SCP-XXXX is unaffected by physical stimuli, from tickling to pain. It can also survive underwater, expelling a consistent supply of bubbles from its mouth. SCP-XXXX is also unaffected by loud noises. This is evidenced by controlled tests with air horns and a jet engine, as well as SCP-XXXX's penchant for warping into SCP-1702's hangar and instigating a swarm; this is an event that causes personnel not equipped with earplugs to develop mild tinnitus.

Addendum 1: There are obvious connections between SCP-XXXX's characteristics and the folk tale of Sleeping Beauty, such as its unchanged appearance after ninety-four (94) years of time elapsed since its discovery. This has lead some junior researchers to speculate that to awaken SCP-XXXX it must require a kiss of true love. Despite numerous volunteers and research proposals, the Foundation has not released a stance on the issue.

Addendum 2: As of this entry, young men from across the globe are being tasked with awakening SCP-XXXX. Turnout has been astronomically large. Each candidate is classified as Class C personnel. After an attempt to awaken SCP-XXXX, the candidate is administered amnestics and is returned to their place of residence. No change in SCP-XXXX's behaviour has been recorded.

Addendum 3: Forty-nine (49) bingo cards have been confiscated from personnel from all security clearances and classes. Each card bears the title: SCP-XXXX BINGO. Below the title is a 5 x 5 grid with locations within Site-06-3 hand-written inside each square. The organisers and winners of the previous weeks' games have been disciplined accordingly and all money and objects earned by said winners have been returned to their rightful owners.

Incident Reports ~ Audio Logs:

Note: all names of personnel involved have been replaced with "Guard" and numbered appropriately.

Guard 1: …so, I was telling him that I-

Guard 2: -wait, shush. What's that…?

muffled snoring

Guard 1: Oh, it's just SCP-XXXX. I haven't seen that cutie all week.

Guard 2: …right. But where is she?

muffled snoring

Guard 2: Is… Is she in the wall?

<End Log>

Guard 1: All personnel to SCP-1702 hangar. Repeat, all personnel to SCP-1702 hangar. SCP-1702-3 have been disturbed by an unknown entrant and are in a state of anger. Requesting assistance in containing a possible outbreak.

Guard 2: Copy. Squads █, ██ and ██ are on their way. What's the situation in there?

Guard 1: Cannot confirm. SCP-1702-3 began buzzing loudly and swarming towards the hive nursery.

Guard 2: Maintain watch and keep us updated-

Guard 1: Oh, sonuva bitch. It's her! She's gonna get us all killed.

Guard 2: [REDACTED], who is the entrant?

Guard 1: SCP-XXXX has warped into the nursery.

Guard 2: For god's sake.

Guard 1: I told the higher ups for months now that this would happen. Transfer, I said. I don't care if she's harmless. We contain her or I will transfer her with my own two hands.

Guard 2: Negatory, [REDACTED]. Do not even entertain the thought. What is the status of SCP-XXXX?

Guard 1: I have lost visual contact; SCP-1702-3 have completely hidden her. Oh… they're dispersing.

Guard 2: I repeat, what is the status of SCP-XXXX?

Guard 1: She is no longer visible in the nursery. I suspect that she has been harvested. All units stand down and-

snoring

Guard 1: …disregard last statement. SCP-XXXX has been found. Current location is my work desk.

<End Log>