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Item #: SCP-xyxy
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xyxy is to be stored in a pipe maintenance access cupboard on floor B1 of Site A3. The access cupboard is to be lined with at least class 5 wireless signal jamming material, which should be checked for integrity in not more than 1 month intervals. The door to the access cupboard is to be fitted with a magnetic lock, connected to an uninterruptible power supply, that can be disabled only from the Site's security office if needed for legitimate maintenance purposes.
SCP-xyxy is to be stored in an open, upright position only.
SCP-xyxy is to be accessed for maintenance or testing by no fewer than 3 individuals, all of whom must have a cognitive resistance value of at least 6.
Description: SCP-xyxy is a laptop computer with no branding, manufacturer information or otherwise uniquely identifying features. Its screen measures 22.6cm diagonally, and several of the keys on its keyboard are cracked, misaligned
