New SCP "Golden Ticket"

object class: Keter
Object Status: Contained

Containment Procedures: _ is currently being contained at site___. Containment procedures for this particular entity is surprisingly minimal for a Keter class object, that being said this could change in a instant if this thing felt like it. it would be prudent for all staff interacting with or interviewing this entity to not anger it, anyones reported as doing such will be subject to termination or possible reclassification.

The entity in question is currently located inside a large room 50'x50'x50' in dimension, though this is subject to change at the entities whim. The changes in dimensions & interior seem to be, upon further observation, largely determined by the entities desires/needs at that moment in time. Upon questioning the entity about this effect, it calls it "The Danger Room" stating it's from a comic book based tv series from 1992.

was first discovered 56 miles outside the city of Seattle in a location deemed by locals as _ ____. It's surrounded by dense forests with small communities and business' scattered throughout.

Incident Report 1: Date 10/31/18
witnesses reported seeing a male approximately 28 years of age, standing 6', walking around in a "insanely accurate" Deadpool costume. was later spotted approaching a group of 5 boys approximately 18 years in age surrounding and harassing a young child for his bag of candy. The entity was heard telling the men to stop what they were doing and "let the kid go", a crowd started to gather as the 5 young men surrounded the entity and the young boy ran home.

The young men began shouting obscenities and harassing the entity for it's "ridiculous costume for an old man". The _ reached behind him past two swords and two guns to pull of a hello kitty backpack, the men erupted into laughter as __ unzips the top and began digging through. One man shouted "cute backpack princess!", another yelled "you gonna pull out your teddy bear?".

The stood up facing down to the pavement as it dropped the backpack to the ground holding an active freeze gun. The men continued to laugh and harass until "ringleader" threw a punch at 's face to which the shouted with a smile "freeze ray!" and instantly froze the fist solid. It hit the in it's cheek and the man's hand shattered, screams erupted from the young men and the crowd as people ran.

Witnesses have since been administered the appropriate amnestics.

Incident Report 2: Date 01/22/2019
_ was witnessed using a telepathic influence to avert a physical altercation. was seen at The Funhouse located in Seattle Washington with a group of men seeming the same age as as well as being friends with the entity. The group was sitting a table with in the middle when a large man aggressively approached the group shouting to _ in regards to it "eying his woman". The drunk man was heard shouting "let's take it outside mf! you don't get to eye f*** my woman!". __ didn't attempt to get up from the table but was witnessed waving his hand slowly as he calmly replied "you have had enough to drink, you need to walk it off on your way home."

The drunken aggressive man immediately calmed down and repeated what _ said as he turned to leave and walked out the door. The man was spotted by several walking along the highway in a trance like state. It was later discovered that the drunk man lived 161 miles north of seatle in ___, the mans wife admitted him into the local hospital just over 2 days later after he collapsed in his front door when he stepped inside.

Later it was discovered that was spending 30x more money than was available to it, the entity had no job at that time.