Dr. Vertko

SCP-4689-J

The Walking, Talking and Muttering Box

Object Class: S̶a̶f̶e̶ Shut up

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4689-J is to be ke in a 6x4x8m room furnished as a regular New York apartment. SCP-4689-J is allowed to talk to a maximum of two (2) staff members each day. If SCP-4689-J doesn't like the person he's talking to he will only say "shut up" or make a blowing sound, presumably to make the person leave.

Description: SCP-4689-J is a talking box with two (2) arms and two (2) legs. SCP-4689-J thinks he owns the world and he's a god but "lost his powers to a sheep in the 15th century." SCP-4689 is committed to mass genocide, he only spares those who he thinks are worthy. SCP-4689-J says he committed "6.4 Hitlers", meaning his mass genocide caused 38,400,000 death. SCP-4689-J motives for the mass genocide is that he thinks the sheep betrayed him so he wants to murdered everything that lives. SCP-4689-J will make you down right furious because he's that annoying. Somehow SCP-4689-J knows weird facts about any research team assigned to him. SCP-4689-J was contained in 2010 when he walked to site 14 during a containment breach. When Mobile Task Force- Epsilon 11 encountered SCP-4689-J, SCP-4689-J started to yell at them saying, "Stand back you uneducated shrimps!", Also SCP-4689-J takes a liking to calling people "shrimps."

Audio logs from Dr. ████████ and SCP-4689-J:

Dr. ████████: "Hello there, i'm Dr. ████████ i'll be asking you some questions, are you alright with that?"

SCP-4689-J: "Shut up"

Dr. ████████: "Ok then let me ask you, whe-"

SCP-4689-J: (Cutting him off) (makes blowing sound)

Dr. ████████: "I'm going to ask you again, where di-"

SCP-4689-J: (Cutting him off again) "Shut up"'

Dr. ████████: "Fine, here's a different question. What are hitl-

SCP-4689-J: (Cutting him off once more) "Shut up" (then he makes the blowing noise)

Dr. ████████: "Know what fuck this, I don't get paid enough to do this shit.

SCP-4689-J: (laughs)

Dr. ████████: "FUCK YOU TOO!"

(The audio equipment was thrown off the table by Dr. ████████)
(Insults could be heard from outside of SCP-4689-J’s containment cell until Dr. ████████ was forcefully removed)

Audio log between Dr. Zimmerman and SCP-4689-J

Dr. Zimmerman: "So you're hell bent on genocide, right."

SCP-4689-J: (says nothing)

Dr. Zimmerman: "You said you were a god."

SCP-4689-J: "I am a god you shrimp. You don't know the immense knowledge I know."

Dr. Zimmerman: "Fine show me your knowledge."

SCP-4689-J: "Mass genocide is key… and you play Minecraft on your work computer, sometimes even Roblox."

Dr. Zimmerman: "I think that will be it." (Dr. Zimmerman quickly gets out of his chair to turn off the audio equipment)