Dr Wazzics SCP
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe, Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed on a marble pedestal in the center of a standard containment room, although with one exception. No electronic locking mechanisms of any kind are to be implemented incase of inaccessibility to SCP-XXXX. Two security cameras and a specially adapted electromagnetic pulse sensor are to be placed inside of the containment chamber to monitor any possible changes and record any incidents for further study. See Incident Log SCP-XXXX-A for reference. No personal under level 3 clearance are to be made aware of SCP-XXXX's existence and if such knowledge is revealed to unauthorised personnel, permission is granted to administer grade B amnestics.

Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a 32cm cubed metallic box with a dial protruding from the front. The dial can be in one of five position.1 Indentation of multiple unidentified symbols are present on the top of SCP-XXXX. These symbols are similar in nature to Ancient Greek, and SCP-[EXPUNGED]. Researchers currently have not translated any of these symbols although research is ongoing. When the dial is in a set position, the equivalent severity and estimated probability of inconvenient events occur. These inconveniencies have included but not limited to: full ballpoint pens running out of ink, keypads becoming unresponsive and [Redacted]— The range of SCP-XXXX's effects is yet to be determined.—

In light of Incident: XXXX-A The maximum range of SCP-XXXX's effects is estimated to be 30m³.

Addendum: In light of recent incidents I recommend the re-classification of SCP-XXXX to Euclid due to it's properties not being fully understood and it's unpredictable nature.
- Head Researcher Smyth

O5-█ Re-classification Granted