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Item #: SCP-019-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-019-J has proven to be highly uncontainable due to its ability to convince Foundation personnel that it is a staff member. Any staff member that uses the name "Dr. Maggs" is to be immediately terminated without hesitation. Any staff member that cachinnates, guffaws, or giggles when exposed to SCP-019-J-1, is to be terminated without hesitation.
Description: SCP-019-J is a human, Caucasian male who has repeatedly attempted to breach Foundation security by impersonating staff. SCP-019-J goes by the name "Dr. Maggs", and introduces itself in an extremely pretentious and outdated fashion and tries to pretend it's ironic but everyone knows it's not and if you think it's funny you're wrong.
SCP-019-J causes a memetic effect on any staff member in SCP-019-J's hearing vicinity which causes them to perceive any and all jokes(hereby SCP-019-J-01) told by SCP-019-J to be humorous, despite not being funny at all. SCP-019-J uses this memetic effect to steal Dr. Eustace's girlfriend and marry her even though it clearly doesn't love her as much as Dr. Eustace, who would gladly take her back, did.
Dr. Eustace has shown imperviousness when exposed to SCP-019-J's memetic effects and is to be put in charge of overseeing the research and containment.
Addendum:
Addendum SCP-019-J-a
Dr. Eustace, please stop attempting to use SCP reports to terminate staff. You have attempted to do this almost thirty times now, and we almost lost Dr. Gears because of it. This is extremely unprofessional.
SCP report denied.
— O5-██
Addendum SCP-019-J-b
Oh no, the memetic effects of SCP-019-J have spread to the other members of the O5 Command, quick, someone kill it.
— O5-11
Addendum SCP-019-J-c
Dr. Eustace, impersonating an O5 staff is a serious offense. Please cease this behavior or termination will be prosecuted.
— O5-██, the real one.
