Dr_Whoso

Level 5 Access Required

Item# SCPXXXX

Item Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCPXXXX is located in a bulletproof glass case in 05-1’s office at site (redacted). In the event of a security breach, SCPXXXX will be retracted into a safe and stored beneath the facility. This procedure may also take place should 05-1 perceive a threat to SCPXXXX.

Description: SCPXXXX is an onyx drinking chalice 25 centimeters tall, with a diameter of 10 centimeters at the brim and 6.5 centimeters at the base. The anomaly’s design can be dated from 0-90 AD. The anomaly is filled with fresh water which cannot be poured out of the chalice. In addition, drinking from SCPXXXX will not reduce the amount of water it contains. Humans who drink water from the chalice will cease to age, have advanced rates of cellular regeneration, and are immune to most illnesses. Those who drink from SCPXXXX are functionally immortal unless there are no longer any cells to regenerate from, such as a case of total disintegration. The rate at which cells regenerate depends on the amount of damage inflicted on the subject.

Interview Log

Interviewer: Dr. Lewis Carter
Subject: Overseer 05-1, Thomas M. Galahad
[Begin Log]

05-1: Dr. Carter, let me make this very clear, what you hear today, you tell no one.
Dr. Carter: Understood, Sir. If I may, if this matter is so sensitive to the 05 council, why involve me at all?
05-1: That is classified.
Dr. Carter: Alright, lets begin, shall we? Let’s start with how you learned about the grail.
05-1: I’m sure you’re aware of the legend of King Arthur. The Sword in the Stone?
Dr. Carter: You mean like the Disney movie?
05-1: Dr. Carter you can’t be serious
Dr. Carter: Sorry sir, I’m a little bit nervous.
05-1: The stories say he was a great hero, a fair king, a brave knight, and a loyal Christian.
Dr. Carter: Where is this headed?
05-1: Everything you know about him is wrong. The “Good King Arthur” was thought up by some brain-dead peasants, centuries after his death. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round table were very real, as a matter of fact my father was one of those knights. Everyone that knew him complimented his bravery. He was never around, so I didn’t know him personally, but I admired him all the same. Which is why, when given the chance join the Knights, I chose to accept. I really believed what they told me, That the Knights were do-gooders, protectors of the innocent and that they stood opposed to all the evil in the world.
Dr. Carter: I’m guessing that wasn’t the case?
05-1: King Arthur was a tyrant. He and the Knights would murder entire villages, taking everything they had, raping the women, enslaving the children, he would blame some made-up dark king or giant, and send out a few knights to clean up any witnesses. The returning knights would then return claiming they had slain the perpetrator. Arthur had a powerful artifact as his disposal, Excalibur. I have been hunting for that sword my entire life, but I haven’t found where he hid it.
Dr. Carter: Where does SCPXXXX enter the picture?
O5-1: King Arthur was dying when I joined the Knights. He had contracted a mysterious illness, he called it the Blight-Curse. Somehow, he learned about the Holy Grail, what it did and where to find it.
Dr. Carter: Where was it?
05-1: Philadelphia
Dr. Carter: Excuse me?
05-1: Philadelphia in Turkey, nowadays it’s called Alaşehir. As a reward for their exceeding faith, the Grail was given to the church in Philadelphia.
Dr. Carter: How did you retrieve it?
05-1: Arthur and his knights slaughtered everyone that got between him and the Grail. This included the entire Christian population of Philadelphia. I was there. It was then when I witnessed the Knights as they truly were.
Dr. Carter: Then you found the Grail, right?
05-1: Arthur commanded his knights to hunt for the Grail. As they did so I formulated a plan. If the stories about the Grail were true, then King Arthur and his Knights could continue their bloody tyranny forever. I could not abide this, so when I found the Holy Grail, I swapped it for a communion chalice. I poisoned wine and placed it in within the fake Grail, I then presented it to the King and to his Knights. Some drank all the poison; others merely sipped it and grew weak from it. The next morning Excalibur was gone, but King Arthur lay dead on the ground. Many of the knights succumbed, but some remained dying, not yet dead. I granted them the mercy of a quick death.
Dr. Carter: You killed… all of them?
05-1: I gave an oath when I joined the Knights that I would always protect all mankind. That oath was a lie; I will only protect those who do not wish to harm another. In order to keep the Grail safe now that its people were dead, I drank from it and kept it with me. I witnessed centuries go by, new kings rose and fell, new lands were discovered, new organizations formed. From my experiences I learned this: no man is truly good, no kingdom is without its flaws, and try as they might, no organization can protect anyone without getting its hands dirty.
Dr. Carter: That’s incredibly nihilistic.
05-1: The truth often is. Look, I don’t want to debate this with you, would you mind moving on?
Dr. Carter: Yes, of course. Why did you bring SCPXXXX to the Foundation?
05-1: I didn’t, I brought it to the Brotherhood for the Protection, Security, and Containment of the Super-Natural. They were the first organization I found that didn’t burn witches and pagan texts. More importantly, it focused on containing the unnatural things on the Earth, which I most certainly was. Ironically, I found them in Philadelphia.
Dr. Carter: In Turkey?
05-1: In America. It was far enough away from the prying eyes of European kings and churches that it was able to function on its own.
Dr. Carter: The foundation as we know it was formed in 1875, what did you do before that?
05-1: Initially, they locked me up and took the Grail. It took decades to earn their trust, I was a reusable test subject, a rare commodity. I spent years performing their requests to perfection. When the Brotherhood was reorganized in 1779, I was allowed my freedom. In 1834, I was made a captain in the newly formed Militia for the Defense against the Anomalous, the militaristic faction of the Association for the Detection and Containment of Super-Natural Occurrences. When they got disbanded during the American Civil War, my group wound up becoming the SCP Foundation in 1875, when we got control over the Factory.
Dr. Carter: I’ve heard about the Factory, what was it?
05-1: None of your concern. Anyways, after the Foundation was nearly wiped out in 1911, I was put in charge of rebuilding it. I got 04 clearance in 1963 and became a member of the 05 council in 1984. It wasn’t until 2003 that I was able to return the Grail to my custody. Last week, I received a call from…
Dr. Carter: Who?
05-1: I’m not allowed to say. All I can tell you is they asked for me to get an interview from you. That’s it, interview is over. I expect the revised article on my desk by next Thursday.
[End Log]