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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

SCP-XXXX-J posing for picture during containment 20██/03/16

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is free to roam Site-██ as it increases moral of the site's staff, but in emergency situations or if it is being annoying, SCP-XXXX-J is sent to a
3m x 4m x 7m steel cell with an office desk and office chair placed in the middle. The east and west walls shelved with 436 different kinds of joke, pun and other books of the sort. Another way to contain SCP-XXXX-J is to tell SCP-XXXX-J that his teddy bear 'Brown' is getting lonely. SCP-XXXX-J has never failed to comply if asked politely.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a 6.1ft humanoid male in his early 40's that tells awful exceedingly simple and easy to understand jokes, puns, and other things of the sort1 to the nearest person around it. SCP-XXXX-J will not stop telling jokes to the victim who is now referred as SCP-XXXX-J-1 until SCP-XXXX-J-1 either genuinely laughs or tells an equally unfunny joke. When these requirements are met SCP-XXXX-J-1 will be relieved of the title SCP-XXXX-J-1. SCP-XXXX-J will stop telling them dad jokes for approximately 12 hours.

When left alone in its containment area for more than 72 hours, SCP-XXXX-J will become depressed and sit away from the door. when a living being enters its containment area SCP-XXXX-J will become happy again. The Foundation realized this and gave SCP-XXXX-J a stuffed brown teddy bear to talk to, which SCP-XXXX-J named "Brown The Bear". SCP-XXXX-J now carries Brown The Bear around with him whenever it can, yet it usually leaves it in its containment area. You should be alerted that SCP-XXXX-J refers to other humans younger than him as champ, sport, kiddo, son, girly, sweetpea, doc and other nicknames of the sort.