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Item #: SCP-3433-J


Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3433-j is free to roam Site-██ as it increases moral of the site's staff, but in emergency situations or if the SCP is being annoying, SCP-3433-j is sent to a
3m x 4m x 7m steel cell with an office desk and office chair placed in the middle. The east and west walls are shelves which house 436 different kinds of joke, pun and other books of the sort. Another way is to tell SCP-3433-j that his teddy bear 'Brown' is getting lonely. SCP-3433-j has never failed to comply if asked Politely.

Description: SCP-XXXX-j is a 6.1ft humanoid male in his early 40's that tells awful exceedingly unfunny yet sometimes funny jokes, puns, and other things of the sort (which staff have been calling 'Dad Jokes') to the nearest person around it, the SCP will not stop telling 'dad jokes' to the victim (now called SCP-3433-j-1) until SCP-3433-j-1 either genuinely laughs or tells an equally unfunny dad joke when these requirements are met SCP-XXXX-j-1 will be relieved of the title SCP-3433-j-1. SCP-3433-j will stop telling them dad jokes for approximately 12 hours.

When left alone in its containment area for more than 72 hours, SCP-3433-j will go into a depressed state and sit on the south wall back first to the one sided window and stare at the door. when a living being enters its containment area SCP-3433-j will spring up and will act as it did before being left alone. The Foundation realized this and gave SCP-3433-j a stuffed brown teddy bear to talk to, which SCP-3433-j appropriately named "Brown The Bear". The SCP now carries Brown The Bear around with him whenever it can, yet it usually leaves it in its containment area. You should be alerted that SCP-3433-J refers to most staff as champ, sport, kiddo, son, girly, sweetpea, doc, man, bro, and other nicknames of the sort, if such behavior is not shown, contact containment specialist to ██ ████ ████