Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
SCP-XXXX-J posing for picture during containment 20██/03/16
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is free to roam Site-██ as it increases moral of the site's staff, but in emergency situations or if it is being annoying, SCP-XXXX-J is sent to a
3m x 4m x 7m steel cell with an office desk and office chair placed in the middle. The east and west walls shelved with 436 different kinds of joke, pun and other books of the sort. Another way to contain SCP-XXXX-J is to tell SCP-XXXX-J that his teddy bear 'Brown' is getting lonely. SCP-XXXX-J has never failed to comply if asked politely.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a 6.1ft humanoid male in his early 40's that tells awful exceedingly simple and easy to understand jokes, puns, and other things of the sort to the nearest person around it. SCP-XXXX-J will not stop telling jokes to the victim who is now referred as SCP-XXXX-J-1 until SCP-XXXX-J-1 either genuinely laughs or tells an equally unfunny joke. When these requirements are met SCP-XXXX-J-1 will be relieved of the title SCP-XXXX-J-1. SCP-XXXX-J will stop telling them dad jokes for approximately 12 hours.
Addendum-1
When left alone in its containment area for more than 72 hours, SCP-XXXX-J will become depressed and sit away from the door. when a living being enters its containment area SCP-XXXX-J will become happy again. The Foundation realized this and gave SCP-XXXX-J a stuffed brown teddy bear to talk to, which SCP-XXXX-J named "Brown The Bear". SCP-XXXX-J now carries Brown The Bear around with him whenever it can, yet it usually leaves it in its containment area. You should be alerted that SCP-XXXX-J refers to other humans younger than him as champ, sport, kiddo, son, girly, sweetpea, doc and other nicknames of the sort.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX in ███████, ████ ██████, Canada accidentally taken by civilian during containment breach.
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is held in Site-88 and is to be kept in a 3m x 4m x 7m steel cell with a 3m x 4m x 10m steel hallway and a hinged wooden door at the end
(SCP-XXXX-1) behind a locked bullet proof Fingerprint door lock. The current whereabouts of SCP-XXXX are currently unknown, SCP has yet to find SCP-XXXX After his latest escape attempt.[[footnote]]See Incident I for more information.[[footnote]] SCP-XXXX is to be secured for containment in it's 3m x 4m x 7m steel cell. The hallway in his cell has been filled with cement. Once SCP-XXXX is spotted then he will be tranquilized and transported to his cell at Site-88.
Description SCP-XXXX is a 20-40 year old male that when SCP-XXXX opens a hinged egress. the door will turn to a portal to a random place on earth at an approximate 3728 mile limit of the starting point. Any portal made by SCP-XXXX is referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. No other anomalous incidences occur once a live entity goes through SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX can continue to create portals with the same instance of SCP-XXXX-1 until SCP-XXXX-1 is destroyed or broken. When a door is opened and closed, on the outside the door will simply disappear. No instance of SCP-XXXX-1 should be opened without the authority of 05 Command. After usage, SCP-XXXX-1 is to be incinerated.
Addendum-1
List of (recorded) locations jumped
SCP-XXXX-1 Open in ████████ Desert, Mexico. See Test Log-A-3
- █████ River, Canada
- Atlantic Ocean
- ████████ Desert, Mexico
Tests
(I deleted the test logs because it's really cringe) - Management
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: When not being tested on, SCP-XXXX is stored in a locked plastic item container in Storage Site-23. SCP-XXXX poses no existential physical threat, SCP-XXXX has proved to be a well of knowledge crucial to the foundation. In an event that security around
SCP-XXXX is compromised, on-site personal are authorized to destroy it at their own discretion.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Magic 8-Ball produced by ██████ Inc. SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-3433-J
SCP-3433-J in it's dormant state
Object Class: Thaumiel Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3433-J is kept at the shower room in Site-██, staff are allowed access to SCP-3433-J but use of SCP-3433-J is limited to once every 24 hours for each member of staff.
Description: SCP-3433-J is a standard tub & shower fitted with a white shower curtain and towel rack. SCP-3433-J is open to staff use as it allows more clear and creative thought. It opens a whole part of the brain not previously used or known to society. the growth is located in the very center of the frontal lobe; it causes victims to become highly skeptical yet rational.
Addendum-1:
the following conversation occurred 5 minutes after Dr. ████ was exposed to SCP-3433-J, Dr. ████ approaches Dr. ███ in the changing room
Dr. ████: How old is Snoop Dogg?
Dr. ███: Excuse me?
Dr. ████: How old is Snoop Dogg?
Dr. ███: Why are you asking me this.
Dr. ████: So I can write a thesis about him, just tell me.
Dr. ███: Why would you think I'd k-
Dr. ████: He's 47 years old.
Dr. ████: That means in 13 years, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years.
Dr. ███: sigh
Dr. ████: You're just jealous.
Dr. ███: …
Addendum-2:
This conversation was taken 2 hours after Dr. ███ was exposed to SCP-3433-J, Dr. ███ approaches Dr. ██ in the box offices at Harbour-1
Dr. ███: What do you need doctor?
Dr. ████: Your undivided attention!
Dr. ███: Why are you so juvenile.
Dr. ████: I need you to take a shower in the new shower they built!
Dr. ███: Why?
Dr. ████: I need someone on the same level as me.
Dr. ███: I'm really busy.
Dr. ████: No you aren't, you're playing Purble Palace.
Dr. ███: sigh Fine I'll take a shower.
Dr. ████: Just go before I puke. You smell awful.
Dr. ███: How mature.
Dr. ███ Goes to the shower room and uses SCP-3433-J, after 35 minutes Dr. ███ returns.
Dr. ███: While I was in the shower I thought of something pretty wild.
Dr. ████: That's the spirit! What is it?
Dr. ███: The girl scouts are basically just a cookie company that get away with child labour.
Dr. ████: We should make a TV show. It's about a couple of flat-earthers finding the edge of the world.
Dr. ███: Haha! Oh my god, yeah! If weights were invisible, gyms would look like slow motion rave.
Dr. ████: After I got my PhD, every social gathering became a doctors appointment.
This conversation goes on for 2 hours until both doctors manage to escape Site-██ and create a live action TV show with stolen funds from The Foundation named: 2 friends going around the world trying to find the edge while being chased by an unknown government organization The plot is about 2 friends going around the world trying to find the edge while being chased by an unknown government organization.
Said show is the top rated show of all time and has perfect ratings from every critic ever to exist.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Use tabs as CYOA story, like when we were growing up n' shit,
- Find a plot
- Screenshot your permission to use the format from
toadking07
- Don't get to excited to use the format and waste it on some dumbass story nobody likes… jackass
- Stop calling yourself a jackass and a dumbass you're a strong and independent young boy <3
Goal: Make a shitty SCP about crustless bread
How crustless bread
Make a cool SCP idea about the Mana Charitable Foundation because you really like it
- a bottomless pit they find that they dump trash into (find a bottomless scp, preferably moveable) [http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1437] this could work, ask
Tanhony for permission <3
- They cause a disaster trying to fix it
- something about MTF Lambda-4 ("Birdwatchers") seeing as they were made for the MCF
- What were the MCF doing durring the end of death cannon? (Really cool, flesh out more)
- MCF buying anomalies from MC&D?
- An escaped SCP that tries to break out other SCPs using the Site that they've taken over
- Time Travelers?
Think of something like Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement". A few paragraphs explaining what they are, their history, the members and some agent files and what not
Greenlights here: 0:!
Decided maybe a tale or action-report would be better, yeah, just gotta find a suitable SCP to make the tale about.
Team Bird Ideas:
- The first MTF Lambda-4 Member to be inaugurated into the Right Hand
- What SCP-514 would be like
A Caucasian couple with blue eyes and blonde hair gives birth to a black baby with black hair and brown eyes, the researcher is in denial and asks for his newborn son to be registered as anomalous, the entire article is him rationalizing that his wife wouldn't cheat on him, blood tests prove it is his co-researchers child. But the researcher goes on to further reason that it is apart of his anomalous ability. The article keeps referring to an incident report at the end, a single collapsible made by the co-researcher that is just a confession hahahhahaa
A Cop or UIU member becoming a foundation field agent?
Some kinda disagreement between the foundations staff that causes a divide and SCP mediators are required to resolve the problem, some kinda tie in with the chaos insurgency?
A group of aid workers (MCF workers) attempt to hide a civilisation of birds. After hearing what the GOC has done to The Coup of the Seven they thought they'd take it upon themselves to try and hide or protect a previously unknown type II settlement named "Dinidae Collective" made entirely of various species of Swallows.
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article/Tale
Genre (Optional): Drama/Emotional
Page Layout (Optional):
Elevator Pitch: This skip is apart of the team bird canon. A group of aid workers working with the Manna Charitable Foundation attempt to hide a civilisation of birds. After hearing what the GOC has done to The Coup of the Seven they thought they'd take it upon themselves to try and hide or protect as many of these birds as they can find. After searching they find a previously unknown type IV settlement named "Dinidae Collective" made entirely of various species of Swallows.
Central Narrative:
Hook/Attention-Grabber:
Additional Notes:
The MCF doing their business building schools in Africa when the GoC raid their camp and destroy the anomaly helping them.
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