Dr Wyatt Steele

contest phase 2

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard security storage locker under Level 2 clearance. Researchers wishing to conduct testing on SCP-XXXX must submit to a physical exam by an onsite physician, as well as both an intradermal skin test and a blood test to determine the existence of any possible allergic reactions. Personnel found to have allergic reactions of any kind are not permitted to interact with SCP-XXXX under any circumstances.

Staff assigned to SCP-XXXX are required to resubmit to this medical examination annually. Staff who develop an allergic reaction are to be reassigned to another project.

exquisite corpse contest

SCP: XXXX

Object Class: Keter Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The fifteenth floor of site-58 has been requisitioned for the containment and testing of SCP-XXXX-A and -B. Any personnel experiencing feelings of comfort, ease, or familiarity with Route Aleph should immediately notify security personnel and the head researcher on duty before self administering a Walden-Ydau test. Positive scores (Ydau-3 and above) should continue toward containment as usual. Negative scores (Walden-3 and below) should remain in place and wait to be retrieved by security personnel. Neutral scores should walk backward toward containment and/or wear their standard issue Site-58 Vertigo Lens. Route Aleph is to be fully ████████ and █████████ on a quarterly basis. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be rotated ███████.

Route Aleph is defined as the path taken by research and security personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX beginning with [DATA EXPUNGED] corridor leading to the central office on the fifteenth floor.

Operating Procedures (updated 6 days ago):
In an effort to lower operational costs, testing with SCP-XXXX-A is limited to personnel with clearance level 01/XXXX and above. Before testing, qualified personnel should acquire a list of known viable materials from head researcher M. Rochester in order to reduce future redundancy related incidents. Junior researcher C. Roddick is currently in charge of simplifying operating procedures for testing and containment and should be promptly ██████████ and ████████ if procedures are simplified by more than ██% or if she comes to the end of her rotation. Rotation of the position of simplifying operating procedures for testing and containment will continue with the current quarterly schedule.

Just Fix It!

an anomalous website (possibly run by AWCY or GAW) where users can post ideas for how to fix or change things or events that they don't like. This could be (for the most part) any physical object, past event, idea, or concept. Once the JFI gets enough upvotes and attention, the suggested changes become reality.

These changes have had varying levels of reliably sticking to the original poster's idea, but have at times been subtly or dramatically different in execution.

The Clappers™ By h4xm4n_5upr3m3

note about H4XM4N_5UPR3M3 Their name is subject to change, and is just a placeholder for now. The person behind the name is intended to be a person of interest not unlike Dr. Wondertainment or dado. The specifics of this person are as follows:

• they were once a part of AWCY
• they defected after some specific event
• they work specifically by creating anomalous computer viruses
• the viruses are almost always meant to be harmless, but are so terribly executed that the intended program becomes virulent
• they may be more than one person, thus leading to a GOI rather than a POI

the Clappers is the name given to a virulent computer program that is either meant to be a children's game or purposefully masked as such. once downloaded, it will appear as a plain folder in the designated downloads folder on the PC. upon being opened, several pixelated sprites depicting animate and sentient creatures in a wide array of bright colors, shapes, and forms. the creatures all have a very specific Jim Henson feel in their design.
The sprites will begin to navigate the computer's GUI while cheering and clapping for the user.
will write more later about how the virus gets to other devices possibly including regular electrical appliances.