Dr Yeet

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept a the end of an secure airtight 5x10 metal chamber with an airlock door system. A fluorescent yellow line to be drawn 5m from SCP-XXXX's location. Weekly maintenance checks are to be enforced to find any cracks or flaws in the system. There must only be a maximum of 2 people in the testing chamber. 2 staff will monitor SCP-XXXX's behaviour and 1 guard at the door at all times. Explicit written permission from a Level 4 Researcher is required for experiments or SCP-XXXX proposals. Should a containment breach occur, MTF Unit "Maz Hatters" are to be deployed to track and contain SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an group of microorganisms taking the form of slightly bloated macrophages. SCP-XXXX will attempt to go to the nearest living animal in the vicinity of 5-██ metres. SCP-XXXX will propel itself using unknown means into the victim's throat¹ and settle around the lymph node area. After 3-5 minutes SCP-XXXX-A will suddenly multiply at ██████ per second². Then, depending on how many instance of SCP-XXXX have manifested in the throat, a small white structure made entire of SCP-XXXX would begin to construct, growing in a way that would block the airway³ Phase 2 would continue to grow until the entire airway is blocked. SCP-XXXX-A a this point would suffocate and have no success in ridding of SCP-XXXX⁴

After SCP-XXXX-A has suffocated⁵ SCP-XXXX would continue multiplying and fall in the stomach and up the throat. SCP-XXXX-A at this point is considered dead. After ██ hours of multiplying, SCP-XXXX has reached such a big mass that heavy bloating is visible on the body of SCP-XXXX-A⁶. If SCP-XXXX-A has reached a size of under 105% of its original mass, SCP-XXXX would then leave the body. When leaving SCP-XXXX has shown to be agile and break through flesh and sometimes explode the heaving bloating. Then SCP-XXXX would form together into a ball of white, waiting for the next victim⁷

If SCP-XXXX-A is bigger than 105% of its original mass, all instances of SCP-XXXX would migrate to the brainstem⁸ and form into a long white mass with a texture similar to a banana, breaking the spine and penetrating the skin to outside⁹. The long mass, which is similar to a tentacle has shown to be muscular and flexible. It will also attempt to reach and strangulate any animal and start Phase 2.¹⁰

Addendum:
__Test Apple - Date19/02/19██

Subject:*D-9210, Dr Alexander ████*
Procedure:*Cure Attempt in Phase 2*
Results:*Failure*
Analysis:*D-9210 was successfully manifested by SCP-XXXX in SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. A table supplied with utensils was provided for D-9210. Phase 2 began and D-9210 reported difficulty breathing, the subject using a chopstick and began stabbing in his throat. Dr Alexander ████ reported that he saw the chopstick bounce "right up high" when it reached the inside of the subject's throat. D-9210 suffocated before he could use another utensil. Report Closed *

__Test Banana - Date29/09/19██

Subject:*D-9327, Dr Alexander ████*
Procedure:*SCP-XXXX for nutrients*
Results:*veryy gooddd*
Analysis:*yess yess, so this man he was being strangle by this giant tenetacle thing. But he bit it yes, and ate the tip. The bigg bigg tentacle it was scary and it went back into the skull head yes. the man said it tasted just like banana. and then he was all drowsy and whoopys and he said it wos very very good yes. so i very want to taste it, so i did without die and now i type and talk like me yes a idiot stupid very. Experiments are expected to continue*

Footnotes

1. Now designated SCP-XXXX-A

2. Phase 1

3. Phase 2

4. See Addendum 01

5. Phase 3

6. Phase 4

7. Phase 5A

8. truncus encephali

9. Phase 5B

10. SCP-XXXX has the texture and smell of banana when together. Sharp and blunt damage, including 5mm bullets has no significant effect on SCP-XXXX Phase 5A and 5B. Though extreme heat and defragmentation grenades have shown to be extremely effective. wait have we tried eating SCP-XXXX?