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Glass full of SCP-3953-1 prior to neutralization.
Item #: SCP-3953
Object Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: All beer previously considered an SCP-3953-1 instance has been deemed safe for consumption, with all contained instances being relocated to multiple storefronts available for the public.
Foundation web crawlers are tasked with searching any information regarding possible SCP-3953-2 sightings post Incident-3953/43
Description: SCP-3953 was a phenomenon that affected beer that had been brewed, bottled or canned, and refrigerated in Costa Rica, turning them into SCP-3953-1 instances. On average, it was estimated that one out of every 5000 bottles and cans produced had a chance of becoming SCP-3953-1. SCP-3953 wasn't tied to any brands, which meant it could affect homemade beer if the afformentioned steps were followed
When an already intoxicated individual drank an instance of SCP-3953-1, they would be able to percieve and physically interact with SCP-3953-2.
SCP-3953-2 has been described as a tall canine entity, with long, black fur, wearing a collar made out of a rusty chain. SCP-3953-2 has been referred to as calm but territorial, growling and barking at the affected subjects if they get too close to it. According to the same subjects, this response from the entity only occurs towards other affected individuals and will ignore the presence of sober staff even when they are occupying the same physical space as the entity.
Affected subjects that have tried to interact with SCP-3953-2 have been invariably attacked with the reaction of being as if the entity had jumped on top of the subject and started biting them, however no visible wounds become present. Instead, attacked subjects suffer from liver failure and an increased level of alcohol in the digestive system and in their bloodstream.
Addendum : Incident-3953/43
On March 17th, 2017, eight men were found dead at ███████████, ████████. All individuals' livers were completely missing, with evidence of them being torn apart. All corpses were externally intact.
Inspection of the immediate area revealed a large quantity of Imperial brand bottles, three fire arms, one machete, and a large, steel kennel. A collar of similar descrption to SCP-3953-2's was also found, though it is unknown if it truly belongs to the entity.
Since the incident, SCP-3953 has stopped manifesting, making it impossible to make contact with SCP-3953-2 again. After coming negative for any anomalous properties, all aformentioned items have been stored in a non-anomalous locker and the corpses cremated.
Item #: SCP-####
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4### is held in a standard humanoid containment cell. Food pellets, fruits, vegetables and water are to be regularly provided to SCP-4###-2.
Due to SCP-4###-2's adamant nature and to simultaneously prevent behavioural problems, personnel are allowed to interact with SCP-4###-2. Personnel require permission beforehand from Head Researcher Lucas Bardson. All conversations between staff and SCP-4###-2 are to be recorded and and analyzed for possible references to SCP-4###'s origin.
Description: SCP-4###-1 is a cylindrical brass birdcage with a domed top, measuring 1m tall and 20cm wide. Four mechanical, humanoid legs are attached symmetrically at the base's rim, each facing outwrads. SCP-4###-1 is inhabited by SCP-4###-2.
SCP-4###-2 is an adult African grey parrot, presumed to be male. SCP-4###-2 displays high levels of intelligence and unusual comfortability with SCP-4###-1's sometimes erratic movements. These movements are believed to be controlled via SCP-4###-2's thought process, often advancing towards nearby sources of food and water, and sitting down when resting.
Item #: SCP-3537
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3537 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell in Hall 8 of Site 13. SCP-3537 is allowed access to paper and various writing material after it changes its appearance. All documents written by SCP-3537 are to be stored in a file in Doctor Marai's office.
Description: SCP-3537 is a humanoid polymorphic entity. SCP-3537 has shown to be incapable of controlling its transformations. These are usually described as painful depending on how drastic the changes from its previous alteration are. SCP-3537 is mute, however it is capable of wrirting in English, Spanish, Chinese and Hindi.
All of SCP-3537's transformations usually take the appearance of non-anomalous human individuals. Some of the recorded changes have consisted of:
- Gain and loss of fat and muscle mass
- Height ranging from 1.56m to 1.97m
- Ethnicity and skin color
- Hair color
- Gender
- Biological age
- Overall DNA structure
The only recorded aspects of SCP-3537 that remain largely unchanged between transformations are its memories, its inability to speak and a tattoo located in its back between the shoulder blades, which reads "Mr. Shapey, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment".
SCP-3537 has a tendency to take notes regarding its transformations, often describing them with additional anomalous properties and a name. According to SCP-3537, it has done this from before it had the tattoo on its back and continues to do it as a hobby.
At the location of its original discovery and subsequent containment, SCP-3537 was in possesion of a large quantity of the afformentioned documents, with the addition of the list that usually accompanies the other "Little Misters" entities.
Addendum 3537-A: The following is a list of some of the recorded SCP-3537 transformations accompanied with anomaly descriptions.
Date: 7/12/2016
Transformation #: 3537-26 ("Mr. Night")
Description: Male of Peruvian descent. 1.80m tall and weighted 70.11kg. Bald. Between 30 and 40 years of age.
Other Notable Features: SCP-3537 had pigmentation on its body resembling traditional indigenous body paint. These do not seem to play part with SCP-3537's descriptions
Possible Anomalies: While in the dark, the entity would have manifested bioluminescent spots on the skin. The spots would have acted as stars and their position would shift to match the entity's current location.
Date: 11/6/2016
Transformation #: 3537-89 ("Ms. Sandy")
Description: Female of European descent. 1.63m tall and weighed 63.44kg. Blonde hair. Approximately 20 years of age.
Other Notable Features: SCP-3537 presented signs of constant sun exposure except for the general area of the torso. This 'untanned' portion indicates the use of a one piece swimming suit.
Possible Anomalies: Unspecified amounts of sand would manifest periodically in a small area around the entity. If a subject under 18 years of age were to interact with the manifested sand, any structures created (i.e sandcastles) would become indestructible, regardless of pressure applied.
Date: 5/28/2017
Transformation #: 3537-433 ("Mr. Zippers")
Description: Male of unidentified descent. 1.73m tall and weighted 32.02kg. Approximately 50 years old.
Other Notable Features: SCP-3537 presented light purple skin colouration with golden stripes present in a seemingly random pattern across the body.
Possible Anomalies: The entity would consist of a sentient, hollow, humanoid cloth doll, with various zippers around its body. These zippers could be opened into a pocket dimension. Items could be stored and retreived from the inside the entity.
Item #: SCP-####
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-####-1 is a collection of 10 image files depicting a variety of drawings of a human male (designated SCP-####-2); the quality of the images range from crude drawings to highly detailed busts. Despite SCP-####-2's appearence changing between images, all share a few key details that indicate all being the same character. These characteristics include:
- Heavy, warm clothing.
- Some device designed for traversing snowed areas (skiis, snow motorcycles, dog sleds, etc…)
- Physical age ranging from late 40's to early 50's
- The name "Oliver" or "Ollie" written on a corner of the drawing
SCP-####-1 has a memetic property which affects individuals who have percieved SCP-####-2. This will result in any form of creative outlet the individual (now reffered as subject) performs to include SCP-####-2.
Addendum 1/####: Test logs 1
Test #: 1
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Writing his own name
Result: The words "and Ollie" appeared right beside D7803's name.
Test #: 2
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Writing his D-Class designation.
Result: Same result as Test 1
Test #: 3
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Rewriting a given paragraph, extracted from a scientific essay centered around coffee.
Result: A quote manifested under the paragraph, which read:
"Damn, now I really want a cup of coffee"
~Ollie
Test #: 4
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Writing a short story. D-7803 chose a fantasy setting.
Result: D-7803 unconsiously included SCP-####-1A, which went by the name of "Oliver the Frost Wanderer". However SCP-####-1A is not the focal point of the story, instead only being mentioned as a relative of the main character.
Test #: 14
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Drawing abstract lines and shapes.
Result: Some of the shapes became animate, shifting in place until they formed together one singular shape with humanoid appereance.
Test #: 15
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Drawing himself.
Result: SCP-####-1A manifested to the left of D-7803's drawing. SCP-####-1A showcased happiness.
Test #: 19
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Painting a portrait of Researcher Kendall.
Result: The canvas of the painting expanded after the painting was finished, followed by the manifestation of SCP-####-A1 . The scene also changed, now depicting the two individuals sharing a pizza.
Test #: 26
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Taking a picture of himself.
Result: A human entity matching SCP-####-1A's characteristics also appears in the photograph. The entity is showcased with its left hand grasping D-7803's shoulder while making simultaneously making a "peace" sign with its right hand.
Test #: 34
Subject: D-7803
Instructed activity: Filmming the inside of his cell.
Result: The same human entity appears. The entity waves at the camera while also trying to stay in frame; this happens throughout the entirety of the video, with no further attempts at communication from SCP-####-1A.
Item#: SCP-305-J
Object class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-305-J's anomalous abilities and overall popularity, SCP-305-J cannot be contained nor hidden from public knowledge.
All known SCP-305-J-1 instances have been contained through the edification of small Foundation outposts surrounding them. If a new instance of SCP-305-J is discovered, Protocol-DALE must be executed, being followed shortly by the immediate edification of another outpost.
Description: SCP-305-J is a male humanoid of Cuban descent. The entity appears to be in its late 30's and is currently bald. SCP-305-J appears to be 1,7m tall, although proper measurements have remained impossible.
SCP-305-J is capable of short-ranged teleportation when not being aided by SCP-305-J-1 instances. Due to this, various attempts at containment have met with failure. Since █/█/1990, all attempts to contain SCP-305-J have been halted.
SCP-305-J-1 instances are specific locations in space where SCP-305-J can teleport to, regardless of distance. It is estimated that there's a minimum of two SCP-305-J-1 instances on every country in the planet, and one instance inside SCP-2686-1. These areas can be identified due to their unusually high fume levels.
Addendum 1: SCP-305-J started a successful musical career on █/█/1997. Since then, SCP-305-J has referred to himself as "Mr. Worldwide", although he's more popularly known as "Pitbull"
Research into possible connections with Dr. Wondertainment are currently ongoing.
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