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Critter Profile: Mr. D.A.R.E.!

Overview!

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Name: Mr. D.A.R.E. (we spelled it as "Dare" for the rest of the document)

Species: Panthera leo (Lion)

Primary Caretaker: Terrestrial Team, Jonathan Kustten

Diet: Beef (He's picky about its freshness though. We had to include a small farm in the centre just for him!)

Housed: Wilson's Wildlife Centre, Enclosure 11

Creature Features!

'Mr. Dare' is a pretty funny name for a lion, ain't it? Well, that's because we weren't the ones to name him, but we'll get to that letter. As for appereance, he looks as standard as regular lions go (This isn't by no means a bad thing, since lions by themselves are already magnificent animals!). The only exception is that the poor fella has "Mr. D.A.R.E., by Gamers Against Weed" tattooed on his belly. We have tried our best to remove it, but Mr. Dare doesn't want to let us do that for some reason, always thrashing around in response.

Speaking of behavior, Mr. Dare is surprisingly friendly towards people, with some exceptions though. Mr. Dare is actually able to tell if someone is addicted to anything, almost like a sixth sense of him. Unfortunetaly for whoever has the addiction, that's when Mr. Dare becomes aggresive. He'll do his best to attack said person, although he always stops after a few scratches. Never something serious, but it's still worrying to see him act like that!

However, we've discovered Mr. Dare's scratches have some sort of curative effect on his victims. After proper full recovery, the people that were once too dependant of something are able to live normal lives once again! See? Mr. Dare isn't bad at the end of the day! He's just like a more aggressive version of the actual D.A.R.E mascot. He still cares for us!

History!

Mr. Dare was found in an abandoned apartment complex here in Oregon. The police notified us of about him after they broke in the apartments due to some shady stuff going on in there apparently. However, to their surprise, they just found Mr. Dare roaming around, with few people that had been injured here and there. Now that's one weird place for a lion to live, isn't it?

After the poor fellas recovered, not only did we find out about Mr. Dare's weird abilities, but they also told us that he just appeared inside one of the rooms and attack them. And to top the mystery off, Mr. Dare doesn't actually have any relations with the D.A.R.E education program. The only hints we have at the original owners are his tattoo and a piece of paper that was originally taped to him. The contents of the paper are in Additional Notes!

Special Needs and Accomodations!

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Additional Notes!

The paper read as follows:

Holy Heck! You found your very own Mr. D.A.R.E.! Death to the Devil's lettuce! Gamers rise up! Who is Dr. Wondertainment?

Find them all and become Mr. Gamer!

01. Mr. Literal Serial Killer
02. Mr. Normie
03. Mr. Bernie Sanders
04. Mr. Get Anything For Free In Any Shop
20. Mr. Sex Number
21. Mr. Heavenly Virtues
22. Mr. Deadly Sins
23. Mr. Original Character
24. Mr. D.A.R.E. ✔
25. Mr. Gentrification
26. Ms. Mad About Video Games
27. Mr. Meme
28. Mr. Ominous (discontinued)
29. Mr. Destiny
30. Mr. Monty Python And The Holy Grail
31. Ms. Zapatista
32. Mr. Hax
33. Mr. Just Has The Tattoo
34. Mr. Top Text and Mr. Bottom Text
35. Mr. Finale