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Item #: SCP-5803

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5803 is to be kept in a Standard Low Security Humanoid Containment Cell, furnished to it's wishes within reasonable parameters.
SCP-5803 is to be supplied with any alcoholic beverages it requests at any time and a stock of Irish, as well as Islay Scotch Whisky, preferably of the brands [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], is to be maintained at all time in the facility currently holding SCP-5803.
SCP-5803 is allowed to visit the on site staff/common areas and engage in conversation with off duty staff. If it so demands, is to be given to following: cigars, a partner for conversation, updates on the state of the outside world, books, video games and cashew nuts.
Conversation partners for SCP-5803 should preferably be of above average intelligence and have a keen interest in philosophy.
Due to the problems that would arise if SCP-5803 would loose his willingness to cooperate, SCP-5803 is given a hotel room once every to weeks and may go out visiting night clubs and bars on this day, however it must retain from using it's anomalous properties. This arrangement worked well without any incidents so far.
SCP-5803 is prohibited from sleeping with female staff, especially if they are in a relationship.

Description: SCP-5803 is a human male from Bavaria, Germany, apparently in his early 30s, however showing no sign of aging. SCP-5803 is of average build and 180 cm in hight, with a short beard and long hair, which it he usually ties up to a loose knot. SCP-5803 usually prefers to dress in expensive suits, however occasionally also dresses in a more casual fashion.
SCP-5803 refers to himself as 'just Alex' and allegedly can't remember anything before the 11th of January 2015. There are no records pointing to SCP-5803 even existing before this day.
SCP-5803 has vast reality warping powers which it lacks complete control over, however, those can be suppressed by SCP-5803 having at least 2.00 ‰ of alcohol in it's system, although it is to note that the ethanol seems to have no other effects on SCP-5803. If this is the case however, SCP-5803 still has access to telepathy and telekinesis, which it on many occasions has offered to put into the service of the Foundation.
SCP-5803 seems to be exceptionally charismatic and insists that this trait has nothing to do with its telepathy, current research supports this statement.

Addendum 5803.1: Discovery

In 2018, Foundation Agent Schreiner noticed some oddities about a regular customer in a bar in the town of [REDACTED] in Bavaria,Germany where he was placed undercover to learn about a potential Chaos Insurgency Cell. The customer was often showing little magic tricks involving small floating objects when flirting in the bar and though a skilled and sober show magician could surely pull something like that off and fool a drunk audience, Agent Schreiner found it hard to belief that the average trick magician could fool him after usually about 6 straight whiskys, especially since he saw the trick numerous times from different angles.
One night the customer came to the bar, and told the Agent about his mind reading abilities and that there is no need to call other agents, he would come willingly.
The following day, containment of SCP-5803 was established at the nearest site.

Interviewed: SCP-5803
Interviewer: Jr. Researcher Dr. Johanna Basil
Foreword: First interview of SCP-5803 at Site-██, Bavaria, Germany
<Begin Log>
Dr. Basil: Hello, SCP-5803, I am Dr. Basil.
SCP-5803: Oh please, Johanna, just call me Alex.
Dr. Basil: How do you-
SCP-5803: Know your name? Why, I'm a telepath of course, didn't anyone bother to tell you
beforehand? Well, that's not important now, I swear I only got you first name,
nothing else. So, say Johanna, you are quite the attractiv woman, when the agent
said i was going to talk to a doctor, i couldn't have hoped for more.
(SCP-5803 winks at Dr. Basil)
Dr. Basil: (Blushes and smiles) Oh, well thank you. But actually we are here to-
SCP-5803: Should come to my room later, we could have a drink there.
Dr. Basil: NO, I… I shouldn't, we can't-
SCP-5803: I suppose you're right, I'm sorry i couldn't help it but we should keep it
professional, for now at least (SCP-5803 winks again). Was definitely wort a try
though.
Dr. Basil: Thank you handsome, i mean Alex, i mean SCP-5803… oh God…
SCP-5803: (Laughs) You can stick with Alex or handsome, God sounds pretentious and
SCP-5-whatever just sounds stale. Well i take it you wanna know what makes me
special, besides my great looks, my charm and my intellect of course (smirks).
Well I guess I am what fiction calls a reality warper, I don't know if You guys use
that term as well. I can't quite control that ability but i can turn it off by drinking a
lot, 'bout 2.00 ‰ if I had to guess, although I don't really get drunk in any other
way. At that point all I can do is telepathy and telekinesis. Anything else you
wanna' know?
Dr.Basil: N… no… thank you for now… Alex.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: All further interviews of SCP-5803 are to be lead by a male interviewer.