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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Teen Horse Poster
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained within SCP-XXXX-1. Hay is to be continually stocked, while it's troughs may be stocked with fresh fruits/vegetables as rewards. The premises are to be monitored and security increased during periods of activity.
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a standard four stable, two floor barn located on an abandoned farm in St. Helena, California.
SCP-XXXX is an adolescent chestnut-coated horse, who has dubbed itself “Reggie Albarn”.
From approximately 8:00 pm to 8:30 pm each tuesday, SCP-XXXX enters an active state, during which SCP-XXXX becomes capable of human speech and thought, and believes that it is the main character of a sitcom entitled “Teen Horse”.
In addition, SCP-XXXX-1 becomes illuminated by an unknown source approximately equal to standard stage lighting practices, and a laugh track will play when appropriate from an indeterminate location within the barn.
Addendum
SCP-XXXX has been reclassified as Euclid after an attempt to attend a local high school dance
