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Dr. Cobriak, Following the Incident Where He Put a Note In SCP-914 Stating "Hey, 914, You Suck" And A Note Came Out of the Output reading "Your So Fake, Barbie is Jealous", He Immediately Got the News Through he was Going to Have a "Roast Battle" With SCP-914.
SCP-914 Thinks He Can Just, DO That?!?! Well I'm About to Burn That Think To The Ground! -Dr. Cobriak
The Record of Notes are Read Below;
Dr. Cobriak: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, 914, You Smell like My Shoe"
914: "You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering."
Dr. Cobriak: "Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
914: "I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes."
Dr. Cobriak: "Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there."
914: "How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high."
Dr. Cobriak: "You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you."
914: "Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside."
Dr. Cobriak: "I Could Eat a Bowl Of Alphabet Soup and Shit Out A Smarter Statement than That."
914: "Then Do It"
Dr. Cobriak: "Nah, How About You?"
Dr. Cobriak Would Get Alphabet Soup, And Put It Into SCP-914 on 1:1
Dr. Cobriak: How Do Ya Like That?
Instead of Soup, Or Anything Better Or Worse than It, A Letter Would Come from SCP-914 Reading "Oh God! Anything But the Soup!".
Dr. Cobriak: Like That? Huh?
Dr. Cobriak Would Place One (1) More Bowl in SCP-914, However, SCP-914 Refused to Activate.
Dr. Cobriak: That's, Strange..?
SCP-914 Would Begin Working, And what Came Out Was a Bottle, A Solid Steel Bottle. When Dr. Cobriak Looked Closer The Bottle Sprayed Alphabet Soup in his Face.
Dr. Cobriak: …Wanna Play That Game?
Dr. Cobriak would Retrieve a "Glitter Rocket 9000" From His Pocket, Which was Just a Tiny Lego Gun. However there was a Secret Button which Turned it into a Big Glitter Rocker. And he Coated SCP-914 With Glitter.
Researcher: What is Going On Here?
Dr. Cobriak: ….It Started This!
SCP-914 Produced a Note Reading "Call Animal Control"
Researcher: Ok, Honestly. This is Just Ridiculous! What is Wrong?
Dr. Cobriak: I Was Roasting SCP-914, And it Was Roasting Me.
Researcher: Why Do you Have… Pasta on Your Face?
Dr. Cobriak: Yeaaah.. Lets Not Go There right Now.
Researcher: Does this Have Something to do With That "Roast Battle" You couldn't Sleep About?
Dr. Cobriak: ..Maybe?
Researcher: Well Either Way, Someone Needs to Clean this Mess Up. And YOU Are Going to Explain This Entire scenario.
Dr. Cobriak: Fine By Me!
Dr. Cobriak Would Grab His Dictionary, Writing A Note. The Note Reads "Ha Ha! I Won" And He Set it In On Fine.
914: "No, I Totally Won."
Dr. Cobriak: "Get your Mouth on a Leash."
914: "Whatever, Go Eat."
SCP-914 Ceased Function. Dr. Cobriak Declares he Will Return, As He is Un-satisfied that SCP-914 "Got The Last Word".
