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Item #: SCP-####
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is to remain locked in it’s password protected case located in Site-73 unless requested by faculty of Level 3 clearance or higher. Due to its addictive nature, it is advised to keep exposure to a minimum.
Any and all subjects who have come in contact with SCP-#### within 24 hours are to be examined by the site psychologist and a mental health evaluation is to be arranged.
Description: SCP-#### is a red cone with elastic string tied to two holes near the base. There is a circled smiley-face imprinted with ink on the inside portion of the cone along with an inscription of “Made in China”. It is constructed with craft glue and red dyed plastic. The manufacturer has not been
identified and any information should be directed to the Site-73 director.
SCP-#### has the anomalous ability to make any of its wearers experience intense feelings of joy. This joy has also been described as excitement, euphoria, and in a rare selection of cases, contentment. 83% of wearers report having a more positive outlook on life within seconds of equipping SCP-####. Once it has
been removed from its host the effects disappear almost instantaneously. Depending on the subject’s mental stability prior to wearing it, there is typically a negative reaction associated with removal and in some cases symptoms of withdrawal are present. Particularly test subjects with a history of drug usage and/or mental illnesses have shown significant signs of withdrawal and have among the strongest reactions to SCP-####. There is no substantial evidence proving SCP-#### has any other abilities than that of rapidly, even dangerously, increased production of serotonin and endorphins in the brain and mildly obsessive tendencies. Theories on mind control have been effectively ruled out due to subjects being capable of individual thought and willful removal of the object.
SCP-#### was discovered by the DEA of Northern Minnesota after investigating an anonymous tip about illegal substances within storage unit #███ of “██████’s Affordable Storage” in █████████ county, Minnesota. Within storage unit #███ contained 29 Ziploc bags of 92% pure methamphetamine hidden under a twin mattress, an empty .357 magnum with an illegible serial number, and SCP-#### inside a locked two drawer filing cabinet. Initially collected as evidence at the scene, SCP-#### was filed as missing for two days before resurfaced by an undercover foundation agent. Mobile Task Force Iota-12 ("Damn Feds") were dispatched two hours after retrieval and successfully transferred SCP-#### to the containment facility Site-73.
The object was initially tested on animal subjects of different species, but the results have proven inconclusive. 86% of subjects tested with a head large enough to fit SCP-#### showed increased levels of energy/nervousness. 57% of those subjects conveyed a calm demeanor after removal. Results from animal subjects have been disqualified due to possible environmental factors interfering with testing and the unreliability of the species’ results in psychological trials.
Addendum: Due to numerous violent reactions and attempts of theft, SCP-#### is no longer permitted usage for testing purposes.
