SCP-5000

Item #: 5000

Object Class: Safe¹

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000-01 through -05 are to be contained in Dr. D█████ M███████'s office in a pencil box labeled "SCP-5000 containment unit." SCP-5000 is only to be used by Level 4 or higher personnel under watch of no less then (2) armed guards, from the point of possession of SCP-5000 to the point of returning SCP-5000, and permission from the 05 council and Dr. D█████ M███████. Misuse or use with malicious intent could result in a ZK class End-of-Reality scenario

Addendum 5000-01: Transportation of SCP-5000 may only be done by Dr. D█████ M███████ after Incident 5000-01A. Anyone seen using SCP-5000 without permission from the 05 council and is not Dr. D█████ M███████ will be terminated by means of being a test subject for SCP-049, or be relieved of duty, put through Class-A amnestics, and re-integrated into society as a civilian.

+ Level 4 credentials required to view Post-Incident 5000-01A Interrogation.

Incident 5000-01A: SCP-5000 was stolen by D-424963 on [DATA REDACTED], at [DATA REDACTED] hours by D-424963 to allegedly "make a copy of his lost car keys." Afterwards, D-424963 was interviewed, put through Class-E amnestics, and transferred to Site-██ as a Level 0 personnel.

Interview of Incident 5000-01A

Interviewer: Dr. M███████

Interviewed Subject: D-424963

Basic Data: Date is [DATA REDACTED] at 1430 hours. Location is Site 37. This is only an audio recording of the Interview that took place.
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<BEGIN LOG>

Dr. M███████: Hello subject D-424963. (*clears throat*) My name is [DATA REDACTED]. I will be asking you a few questions about the incident. I expect you will give full compliance, correct?

D-424963: (*leans back in his chair and lets out a sigh*) Sure. might as well, considering i have no idea how this [DATA EXPUNGED] will go down.

Dr. M███████: Good. Tell me, why did you steal SCP-5000?

D-424963: Earlier that day, i lost my car keys… uh… well, somewhere, so i thought i could use that, uh, thing, to make a copy so i could go home.

Dr. M███████: And how did that go?

D-424963: Making a copy of my keys? Pretty well. after trying the different tools, only the paintbrush one made a working, realistic copy.

Dr. M███████: Good. Did anything anomalous occur?

D-424963: While testing those tools, i drew a stick man with each tool. after i finished with the tools, the stick men became mobile and attacked me. i had to kill them all with a pocket knife. the ones i drew on a paper became mobile, but were two (2) dimensional and were confined to moving on the page alone. (*gives Dr. M███████ paper with SCP-5000-A on it)

Dr. M███████: (*looking at paper*) Hmm… thank you for your cooperation. we will look into SCP-5000-A.

<END LOG>

Description: SCP-5000 is split between five (5) tools. SCP-5000-01 is a regular-looking type 2 Dixon Ticonderoga © pencil with a bright yellow pencil-top eraser. it has an unidentifiable language written on it in Sharpie©.