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CCTV footage of SCP-████ mid containment breach

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Safe? Keter? One of the two…

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of the object is neither possible nor necessary. If it is spotted in a facility, run.

Description: SCP-████ is a 4ft1 humanoid entity. It has a blocky body structure, and its skin is a red pigment. Many have pointed out similarities to the main character in the video game "████ ████".

SCP-████ will manifest at a Foundation facility 5 minutes prior to a catastrophic event. This is usually a mass containment breach or GoI raid. In all instances, SCP-████ dies a horrific (and sometimes humorous) death. These deaths include:

  • Death by gunshot wound
  • Death by asphyxiation
  • Death by reality rupture
  • Death by explosion
  • Death by fire
  • Death by getting crushed by a door
  • Death by falling piano
  • Death by falling filing cabinet
  • Death by falling care package
  • Death by [DATA EXPUNGED]
  • Death by physically cringing too hard
  • Death by stabbing
  • Death by anal intercourse2
  • Death by stubbing pinky toe at just the right angle
  • Death by anti-cheat3
  • Death by book
  • Death by piss
  • Death by shit
  • Death by cum
  • Death by vore

Addendum-████-1: A notebook was recovered following the death of an SCP-████ instant. The title of the book read "Tales, Canons, and Other Works By DrDapperDrDapper." The following were the contents found within the book.

Tales:

The Scottish Goliath
The Minutemen

Canons:

SCPs:

Misc:

Co-Authored Works:

Achievements:

Addendum-████-2: After further investigation into SCP-████4, it has been confirmed to be a certified SCP-[REDCATED] simp. Under no circumstances is it to be allowed anywhere near Site-17.5

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