SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-XXXX cannot be conventionally contained, efforts should be focused on retrieval and destruction of SCP-XXXX, as well as information suppression. Standard product retrieval protocols, including Cover Story C (factory recalls due to carcinogenic materials) are to be used. MTF Kappa-7 (“Fun Police”) is tasked with recalls of many toy-based anomalous products, including SCP-XXXX. For more information, consult standard Romagnoli-Bitler Wondertainment Suppression Protocol. Kappa-7 agents should be embedded in all regional offices of the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] store chains and monitor products in all stores in their region during the month of October.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon affecting party costume retail chains [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and the now-defunct Toys ‘R Us, on the last week of October annually. Children's costumes (referred to as instances of SCP-XXXX-1) designed for humans, aged 3-14, will anomalously appear in random stores in the affected retail chains. These costumes are modeled after SCP personnel and SCPs known to the Foundation. All costumes are of average quality and are not themselves anomalous. Despite the average quality, Foundation logos, insignias, and design/format of ID badges are extremely accurate and up-to-date with current Foundation usage. The level clearances of personnel costumes vary, and were reported to range from D-Class (labeled as “D-boy”), Level 1 to level 5, security officers, and senior researchers. Several MTF logos have also been reported on otherwise generic "SWAT" costumes. Various SCPs such as SCP-049 (“Plague Doctor”), SCP-173 ("Living Statue"), SCP-008-1 (“Zombie”), SCP-106 (“Slimy Lawrence”), SCP-076 (“Biblical Warrior”), SCP-682 (“Lizar the Indestructible”), SCP-████ and [DATA EXPUNGED] have also been found. Costume packaging is of average quality as well, but contains logos and insignias just as accurate as the costumes themselves. All SCP-XXXX-1 instances bear manufacturing tags and packaging stickers from Wondertainment.
Researcher, looks like you found your very own SCP Foundation™ [Type of Costume] Wonder-Costume™! Dr. Wondertainment's Wonder-Costumes™! are a fun, exciting costume that is guaranteed to bring in a veritable MOUNTAIN of candy for halloween*! Not only that, but Dr. Wondertainment's Wonder-Costume is hyper-realistic and is guaranteed to scare the pants off of any granny who's door you knock on*!
The SCP Foundation™ logo and its associated names and symbols are the intellectual property of the SCP Foundation™. Costumes manufactured with cooperation from Societé Costumes Paranormaux.
*Dr. Wondertainment does not guarantee a literal mountain of candy.
**Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any police reports filed or assault and battery committed against the user of the Wonder-Costume™!
The manufacturer “Societé Costumes Paranormaux,” has a listed headquarters in ████████, Normandy, France on each package. No specific address is listed. No company named Societé Costumes Paranormaux exists, and no factory or offices associated with that name has been found.
SCP-XXXX was originally reported in [REDACTED], Minnesota after a clerk questioned their regional manager via phone about a plague doctor costume that was “different from any other plague doctor costume” sold by the company. Reports of SCP-XXXX have become more frequent, with sightings in Detroit, Los Angeles, and Kansas City.
ADDENDUM XXXX-1: It has been discovered that the toy identification and keycard badges included as an accessory with personnel costumes are fully functional, with security clearances corresponding to that costume's stated level. Object Class upgrade to Keter approved. - Senior Researcher Dower.






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