Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held in a reinforced large standard humanoid containment chamber under constant monitoring, with two armed guards on stand-by near the entrance. Contact with SCP-XXXX is prohibited without level-3 clearance. Any personnel entering the cell are to be accompanied by an escort of at least four armed guards.
Sounds of repeated banging and screaming have been reported persistently, and thus guards on stand-by duty are permitted Foundation-issued noise-cancelling headphones with access to intercom systems.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient humanoid of unknown origin with the following characteristics:
- A height of approximately 3 meters.
- An additional pair of arms sprouting from the shoulder joint.
- Grey skin pigmentation.
- Abnormal muscle development resulting in a stronger upper body, especially in the shoulder and upper back area, capable of manipulating materials up to 8,500 pounds.
- A skull with more similarities to H. Erectus than the modern human.
- A notably pronounced lower jaw with unusual dentition resulting in additional canines and uneven spacing.
- Unusual resistance to physical damage.
SCP-XXXX is exclusively a carnivore, consuming an average of 5,000 calories worth of meat daily. SCP-XXXX has male sexual features and exhibits unusually high testosterone levels.
SCP-XXXX displays a consistently violent temperament, attacking most humans within its vicinity. The most common method of attack is either through smashing with its two sets of heavily-muscled arms or by ripping apart individuals with an arm pulling on each limb. While SCP-XXXX has shown other attitudes beyond violent rage, these states are very uncommon.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was initially found on 12/15/2019 in the parking lot of the Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri, in the midst of a violent rage which resulted in the death of 17 civilians. MTF-Theta-6 (“Witch Hunters”) was promptly deployed and successfully contained SCP-XXXX with minor casualties. Later interviews with SCP-XXXX show it was attempting to "pre-game" before the football game began. Due to it appearing four hours before the game began, amnestic use was moderate but prompt removal prevented any further need.
Addendum XXXX-1: Dr. Stein Testing Report
Testing on SCP-XXXX has gone poorly. SCP-XXXX is almost completely unresponsive to everything we’ve thrown at it, cooperating only at the bare minimum. Frankly, it’s frustrating and feels like a waste of time. All SCP-XXXX will do is insist constantly that it be freed and that it have its way with everyone involved in containing it. Testing will continue to see if we can find any way to make it more cooperative with the Foundation’s containment.
[Incidents XXXX-1 through 3 have been removed from this report for the sake of brevity. In all instances SCP-XXXX breached containment but was recontained, with containment procedures updated to reflect current needs. Anyone wishing to access these incident reports should contact Dr. Stein.]
Incident XXXX-4: On 3/18/2020, at approximately 4:00 AM, a containment breach of SCP-████ led to a brief power failure lasting one minute. During this time, SCP-XXXX was able to destroy the doors to his chamber and run through the site, attacking personnel and causing extensive property damage. SCP-XXXX stopped at Cell-328, housing D-17383. Footage from the cell shows that instead of killing D-17383, the two conversed over shared interests in football, beer, and exercise. During this time, D-17383 gave SCP-XXXX the name "Guy." SCP-XXXX was recaptured in Cell-328 thirty-five minutes after escape.
Addendum XXXX-2: Dr. Stein Testing Report
Testing on SCP-XXXX continues to go poorly, perhaps even worse than before. The level of opposition presented by SCP-XXXX grows each day, and as it is we can barely get it to cooperate. The security teams are struggling to fend off its attacks. I recommend testing cease and we upgrade containment facilities for SCP-XXXX.
Incident XXXX-5: On 3/27/20, SCP-XXXX was able to subdue the security team present and escape its chamber. SCP-XXXX was free from containment for one hour and forty minutes, during which it attacked much of the west wing of Site-60 resulting in extensive damage to the structure as well as 9 casualties.
SCP-XXXX spent all of its time calling out to and trying to locate a "Leo."
In light of this incident, testing and access to SCP-XXXX have been suspended. Containment procedures to be upgraded immediately.
Addendum XXXX-3: Due to budgetary concerns, SCP-XXXX’s containment procedures are not to be upgraded. Instead, SCP-XXXX is to be moved to a new containment chamber fitting its current procedures once a month, allowing for the previous to be repaired.
Incident XXXX-6: On 4/13/20, after weeks of repeated attacks, SCP-XXXX was successfully able to break down the containment chamber door system. During this incident, SCP-XXXX was able to ascertain the whereabouts of D-17383 by threatening Foundation personnel. Before this information was revealed, SCP-XXXX caused extensive structural damage to both the west wing as well as central hub of Site-60.
Upon finding the whereabouts of D-17383, SCP-XXXX headed straight towards the northeast wing, finding D-17383’s chamber and destroying the sealed entrance. D-17383 proceeded to ride on SCP-XXXX’s back and cause more extensive damage throughout Site-60. The entire incident lasted two hours before D-17383 and SCP-XXXX were both subdued and separated.
Addendum XXXX-4: Correspondance between Dr. Stein and Site Director Juma.
To: Site Director Juma
From: Dr. Stein
Subject: SCP-XXXX Initiative
I think it’s clear that our current method of containment is not working. This thing does not give up until it’s broken free, and each time it does it brings thousands of dollars of property damage with it. We’ve found that just referring to SCP-XXXX as "Guy" already causes significantly more cooperation. So let’s switch it up: why don’t we just give it what it wants? I mean, what does it want? A single D-class? Why don’t we try just giving it the D-class? He’s scheduled for termination in a few days anyways. Worst case scenario the janitors have to clean up another bloody mess but after all these incidents they’re used to it. I say we try it. Put them in the same room and see if it stops trying to break out every second it gets.
To: Dr. Stein
From: Site Director Juma
Subject: Re:SCP-XXXX Initiative
Need I remind you what happened last time the two were together? When the D-class rode his shoulders and told him where to go to cause the most possible chaos? I am not exaggerating when I say another incident like that could shut us down completely. So that’s our "worse case scenario." Give me a reason why this will work.
To: Site Director Juma
From: Dr. Stein
Subject: Re:SCP-XXXX Initiative
Because we have no other options. Because maybe if we put them together they’ll calm down just a little. My reason is that it keeps breaking out to see this guy, so let’s eliminate that need.
To: Dr. Stein
From: Site Director Juma
Subject: Re:SCP-XXXX Initiative
Fine. We are down thousands of dollars because of this issue, so I’m approving this proposal. But if it causes another breakout, believe me when I say you will be held responsible. We can’t afford another failure. The financial department is breathing down our necks, and since this SCP has resulted in us becoming a huge money hole, they’re looking at possibly shutting us down. I’m telling you this so you understand that failure is not option. We need to stop these breakouts and we need to stop them immediately.
To: Site Director Juma
From: Dr. Stein
Subject: Re:SCP-XXXX Initiative
Thank you for the approval. Honestly, I can’t guarantee it’ll work, but it’s the best option we’ve got. Upgrading the chamber would take too much time and money (especially if the financial department’s on our tail), but maybe this’ll calm him down. I’m as nervous as you are about the outcome, but I’m cautiously optimistic.
Addendum XXXX-5: Dr. Stein’s measure to move D-17383 to SCP-XXXX’s chamber has been a massive success. The behavior of SCP-XXXX has improved drastically since the implementation of this measure. Additionally, since the measure was implemented, breakout attempts have become significantly rarer and have not been successful.
D-17383 and SCP-XXXX spend most of their time in conversation. While some of it is anger directed towards the Foundation, much of it also pertains to D-17383’s lifestyle, which SCP-XXXX considers fascinating. Topics frequently brought up include football, which SCP-XXXX appears to have prior knowledge of, grilling, beer, television, exercise, sex, and rock music.
Addendum XXXX-6: Behavior of SCP-XXXX is to be reviewed monthly, with privilege rating changed accordingly. SCP-XXXX currently has class-C2 privileges. As a result of the most recent behavior review, SCP-XXXX has class-C movement privileges permitting infrequent access to the Site-02 cafeteria and recreational area with the presence of an armed escort. Level 2 request privileges have also been granted, allowing for object requests to be made and reviewed by acting project leader Dr. Stein. Reclassification to Euclid class pending.
The following items have been requested by SCP-XXXX:
- A custom weight set
- A bbq grill
- A television set
- Pornography magazines
- A CD of “The Best of Motörhead”
- A sound system that can play aforementioned CD
The first and second request have so far been declined due to safety reasons, and the fourth request has been declined by request from the janitorial department.
If SCP-XXXX continues to exhibit the good behavior it has been showing, more privileges may be accepted.
He was in a library, vast and teeming with packed shelves. The plush armchair he sunk into wrapped around his lower body as he sipped the warm tea from the cup in his hand. It was a black passion fruit blend. Exquisite. In his other hand was a thick tome detailing the anomalous. Stacks of similar books surrounded him, waiting to be opened, to let their knowledge known.
This was all his. A private sanctum of forbidden knowledge, begging to be explored. And he had all the time in the world.
It was all he’d ever wanted.
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
The piercing klaxon stabbed Dr. Dromeus’ ears in painful trios. The room, blurred at first, came into focus as he slammed his hand onto the electric clock on his nightstand. A miniature museum of assorted cultures came into view: small fetishes and relics scattered across shelves and a table forming a collection of curios.
Dr. Dromeus rose from his bed, solidly awakened, but not yet ready to face the day. He stared at his hoard of gathered treasures for a couple moments, orienting and readying himself for another day of decisions and leadership. Sure, a senior researcher position was nice, but why did it always have to involve so many difficult choices?
It was always tough to stay positive with Foundation work.
Still, someone’s gotta do it, right?
In a cozy break room, sipping a cup of tea that was also breakfast, the doctor chatted idly with two colleagues: researchers in the same wing, but more importantly, friends.
With his back against the counter, Dromeus tilted his head to look towards the ceiling. "Man, I had the greatest dream last night." His face transformed from groggy to spirited as the caffeine began to work its magic.
"Oh god, save it for the mandated dream journal." Mosiya moaned through his weary complexion. "I’m tired of hearing people’s dreams. What’s the point?"
"You look like you’re tired regardless of what you’re hearing." Mateo teased, in good spirits.
Mosiya was tall and brooding, nursing a much-needed mug of coffee with a sunglass-clad sun smiling across its side, the words "SUNNY DISPOSITION" printed boldly on it. Most of the mugs in the break room had similar messages, in a feeble attempt to help with morale.
Mateo was portly and lively, humming while working the emptied coffee machine. "Look on the bright side! You have people who want to share their dreams with you, and that’s pretty good."
Dr. Dromeus starts his day
Friendly chat with Mateo and Mosiya
Mateo is wistful and idealistic
Mosiya complains a lot and is unsatisfied
Gets his itinerary:
SCP-010 testing -> approved
SCP-3359 wants to die -> denied
Civilians keeping instance of SCP-1403 too long for amnestics -> terminate them
One researcher threatening to go to CI -> menacing conversation
Someone copied files -> Dr. Dromeus done it
Hard choices
Discussion with 010 researcher
Discussion with 3359 researcher
Discussion with 1403 researcher
Too friendly to make hard choices
Makes safe choices
“Dr. Oris” overrides choices to bad ones
Dr. Dromeus has threatening conversation with Mateo because he was the CI threat
Dr. Dromeus signs off on documents and actually is Dr. Oris
Dr. Dromeus also stole the file
CAUTION: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION FORBIDDEN
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If knowledge be a sin, let the devil be my mate.
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ACCESS GRANTED
SEARCHING FOR RECEPTORS
• SCP TEAM SRV-04 BETA
• SH WAY #183
• GOC ASSESSMENT TEAM #58
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ERROR: NOBODY FOUND
• UIU DIVISION #9
• CI SURVEILLANCE TEAM PSI
Milka Zulabirhan tapped idly on her desk. Sure, the windows next to her had a nice view from the mountaintop, but after staring through them for years just waiting and waiting, the novelty had long wore off. The landscape may have been stagnant, but Milka’s computer screens were ever-shifting, constantly showing line after line of updates from the receivers all around the monitoring station. Unfortunately, these updates rarely ever signaled anything new.
The Foundation monitoring station may not have been the most active place, high atop a secluded mountaintop, but it had its fair share of leads every now and then. It was almost always the same: someone at the station would find something odd, and Milka would head down with the team to whatever small town had another haunted typewriter or cursed painting. They’d secure the item, and then she would return to the monotony of her desk job, having done nothing but watch as the containment specialists handled the dirty work. She was just an extra body as backup. Half the time she didn’t even go with them, staying on lookout just in case there would somehow be two anomalies spotted on the same day.
SUMMARY:
SCP-003-2 sends out its distress signal, recorded here. The Foundation is not the only organization that received the signal. This is the tale of a dying universe.
This universe is advanced but in ways very different from our world: thus, its technology is unreadable. SCP-003 shows up in that universe and offers a perfect world. They oblige carefully. It grows out of control, and the universe finds that SCP-003 doesn’t fully understand how their life works and what it needs to survive: she creates a nightmare utopia. They know that she’ll move on to another universe when their’s is destroyed. So, they make one last fail-safe (SCP-003-02) and attach it to SCP-003 before sending it off to another universe. It’s unknown if their world survives. That’s when SCP-003 is discovered here, and this universe makes it clear: she’s not safe, she’s not on your side, and she will destroy your universe in her naivety. The fail-safe tablet is only a temporary solution; and when it runs out the universe will be in danger.
ITEM #: SCP-XXXX
OBJECT CLASS: Keter
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: The origin of SCP-XXXX is unknown, and therefore it is currently uncontained.
Any documents and other mail-based materials coming from SCP-XXXX (referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) are to be stored in a standard anomalous item containment unit.
Any and all information regarding SCP-XXXX, including this document, is to be kept on a strictly need-to-know basis due to the infohazardous nature of SCP-XXXX. All personnel who are aware of the existence of SCP-XXXX must not have access to any mail-based services at any times.
All citizens aware of the existence of SCP-XXXX, as well as individuals close to those affected by SCP-XXXX, are to be monitored closely by MTF Alpha-4 ("Pony Express") and brought into Foundation custody if instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are found mailed to them.
In the case of an SCP-XXXX event occurring with a new individual, all documents are to be stored in the aforementioned item containment unit, and all body parts are to be incinerated.
DESCRIPTION: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous mail-order service.
It is Anoati Day but nobody is celebrating >:(
ITEM #: SCP-XXXX
OBJECT CLASS: Safe
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:
DESCRIPTION:
Lol this is literally just ideas
- The cardboard face (?????what do I do with this one?????)
- Tale about the modern Knights Templar: “The Holy Rollers vs. Evil”
- More on the countermeme incident: Last Light Base, Broken God Invasion, the Protective Alliance, the Hunt for the Tower of Babel (more on group sandbox)
- Dr. Wondertainment’s Face-melting Goodness cereal - ONLY FOR KIDS
- Infinite fridge. Food gangs. Meatball men.
- Desert anglerfish that manifest your desires
- A teenager with a prophecy attached to him that turns out to be a lot lamer than expected
- Skintipedes: centipedes that live in your skin and lay eggs in your bones. Their young eat the marrow and the cycle continues until you’re a centipede-infested flesh sack. They create blood cells so that you don’t die even without bones.
Lyrical Ideas
- Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye
- It's a dark and shiny place, But with you my dear, I’m safe and we're a million miles away. -> Space love story. Communications from a distant planet to a distant person.
- Princess Crocodile, A heart full of bells, Rings in your moves. Whatever you do, I see it all in you.
- Who watches over you? Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
- There’s too much demon blood on these self-appointed angels - I’ll be your nightmare mirror
- The tuff ghost is invincible - no guts came out when he bled.
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