Object #: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid
Special containment procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is an abandoned mall located in █████, Florida. The interior space of SCP-XXXX is grossly larger than the exterior; approximately 20x that of it. Inside SCP-XXXX are multiple structural, temporal and gravitational anomalies, including, but not limited to:
- Stairs leading to the ceiling.
- Inverted gravity in the center of the mall.
- A shop that rebuilds and destroys itself once every 10 seconds.
- A vintage antiques shop where any and all colour, (with the exception of shades of black and white,) is absent.
SCP-XXXX-1 is the collective designation of humanoids that inhabit SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 each have their own unique appearance, property/properties or mannerism(s). Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 appear to be oblivious to the anomalous nature of SCP-XXXX, or choose to ignore it. However, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have displayed annoyance or inconvenience with the nonsensical structure of SCP-XXXX-1.
At 8:00 PM daily, the store doors close. Attempting to enter after this time typically ends with the person(s) death.
Object #:
Object class: Idk it’s not any of the four main ones as it doesn’t really fit them
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a machine of unknown purpose or function comprised of a steel alloy. SCP-XXXX is shaped like a traditional arcade, with a square base and slope resting atop. On the left side of SCP-XXXX is a crank/lever akin to the pull mechanism of slot machines. The crank is topped with a leather ball with the (word meaning: feel/properties) of a tennis ball. The interior of SCP-XXXX consists of randomly placed struts, gears, pistons and pulleys covered in a fleshy fat-like substance. DNA tests run on the matter have indicated it may belong to a mammalian biped, though research into this is ongoing. The machine is crudely etched with the initials J and S - though the S appears to have been scratched out - and the date 1854. Significance of these matters are also undetermined.
Upon pulling the crank, blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda fuck you
Incident report:
Revised entry:
Notes 4 me:It’s like a box and there’s a fuckin crank or lever or whatever and whenever you pull it devices capable of recording sound or image and lights cutout and a weird mechanical groan emits from it or whatever and when everything returns to normal everyone who was there to witness the Pulling of The Crank™️ is fucking dead and there’s a curtain on the back and inside there’s struts with fat-like material coated at various levels and shit on the fuckin struts or whatever fuck I don’t know but it’s shaped like an arcade. Oh and there’s an engraving on the left side of the piece of shit which has the name of its creator/creators or whatever who even cares. Fuck you
Object #: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Prolly safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: rings that do shit but that shit has no use
Object #:
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained inside a 5x5x5m steel cell. The interior of the cell is fitted with a bed, toilet, shower, thermostat, a table with two chairs and a bedside table fitted with a lamp. Food and water is provided through a space on the bottom of the cell door. SCP-XXXX must be contained within the guidelines outlined in the Standard Radioactive Item Protocol (Document 1J - Unique Property Control) for security reasons.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid creature which weighs approximately two-hundred (200) kilograms and stands at six-foot-two inches (6’2”). The surface of SCP-XXXX appears to be comprised of various industrial materials such as asphalt and steel lodged into its skin, which itself appears to be heavily burned and cracked. (A full list of materials can be found in SCP-XXXXs healthcare records.) The “mouth” of SCP-XXXX appears to be bolted shut with a small iron slab; X-Rays of SCP-XXXX confirm the presence of teeth in its mouth.
The eyes of SCP-XXXX appear to be human, but due to extensive damage done to the cornea of SCP-XXXX - theorised to be due to prolonged exposure to an extremely bright light - it has developed cataracts. The eyes of SCP-XXXX constantly weep an oil-like substance. Testing has shown the liquid to be mildly radioactive but highly corrosive. Samples of this liquid are stored in the miscellaneous items department in Site-██.
Object Retrieval Report 7.24.1984
The following document contains a transcript of SCP-XXXX’s recovery, as well as initial testing details.
Geisha with fat titties kidnaps kids and brainwashes them
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: all currently known SCP-XXXX samples are to be individually contained in refrigerated cylindrical container composed of galvanised steel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to a combined 20L of a brand of an anomalously hot condiment, comprised of multiple herbs, spices and other seasonings and ingredients. Visually, SCP-XXXX appears to be a sort of salsa or tomato sauce. It is thin but viscous, with traces of garlic, pepper and capsicum. (Footnote: confirmed through visual observation). In terms of composition, SCP-XXXX is not too dissimilar from popular commercial brands of hot sauce; however, for reasons currently not fully understood, the temperature of SCP-XXXX ranks above temperatures that should be impossible for SCP-XXXX to maintain, as well having anomalous properties of a mild corrosive. However, unlike other acids, SCP-XXXX will corrode a substance indefinitely, inevitably breaking through. The only substance seen to be capable of resisting SCP-XXXX’s corrosive properties is its own bottle.
SCP-XXXX maintains a base surface temperature of 62 degrees Celsius, with a core temperature of up to 3,000 degrees Celsius. (The surface temperature of a sample is dependent on multiple factors, including: the volume of the sample contained, atmospheric temperature, time of day, the material containing the sample and the spice average spice tolerance of those present in an area where a sample of SCP-XXXX is located. Other such factors are implied based on observation, but have not been pinpointed).
The surface temperature will constantly rise unless the sample is consumed, or the sample caps at a surface temperature of 1,200 degrees Celsius.
When a human comes into contact with either the bottle or the sample itself, both SCP-XXXXs surface and core temperatures will drop, reaching a warm 30 degrees Celsius for both.
In 87% of instances, a Diablo event will occur at this point.
The subject, now designated SCP-XXXX-1, will become curious about the nature of SCP-XXXX and will apply it to a food item. (Typically meat, though subjects have been observed to simply consume it directly from the bottle or apply it to vegetables, though this is rare). Once SCP-XXXX-1 has applied SCP-XXXX to a food item, the subject will then consume SCP-XXXX along with the item.
Within a minute, SCP-XXXX-1 will begin to gasp for air and pant, usually sweating profusely. Over the next five minutes, the subject will begin to bleed from their nose, ears and mouth as their blood pressure increases. Subjects eyes will also begin to bulge (typically bloodshot), but will not be able to blink due to intense dehydration. By this point, subject will also begin to experience intense, vivid hallucinations, frequently described as demons and “Spanish” skeletons, accompanied by extreme paranoia. As the subject grows more and more erratic, more energy is expended, almost always culminating in the subject falling unconscious and experiencing seizure(s).
The subject will almost always die at this point, at which their matter will begin to break down in a process superficially resembling melting. When this occurs, the subject will begin to “slide” across the ground, dispersing their matter. Eventually, this process will end with their matter reforming. In 13% of cases, the subject will reanimate in their disordered state, occasionally conscious. Subject is to be terminated.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when rumours of a substance colloquially known as “Salsa de la Madre Sol” began to appear around the town of [redacted], Mexico. Foundation agents were sent to investigate when deaths linked to the term began to appear in Mexican media, eventually resulting in the confiscation of 20L of SCP-XXXX bottled in the home of Maria de Ardor. Maria was in the process of creating SCP-XXXX samples when foundation agents entered her home. When questioned, Maria claimed she was instructed to do so by “la Madre Sol”, a figure of local folklore who approached her within a dream. (Don’t put in scp — she is actually a malevolent Demi-god from a long forgotten pantheon, connected to a greater story)
Addendum: Composition and Ingredients
Through the manipulation of the ‘cooling’ property that SCP-XXXX samples have that activates when in contact with humans, a rough list of ingredients has been noted:
Special containment procedures: kept in freezer because it exudes too much heat
Description: a set of bottles which contain a scalding hot liquid. Drinking causes irrational excitement, hyperventilation, speed, and other shit
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