Dr. FailureScience's SCP Drafts

Foundation Wiki Draft 1

Item # : SCP-4023
Object Class: Keter
"Foundation Wiki"
Special Containment procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 5m x 5m ████ case at Site ███ Guarded by 30 personal At all times who have all been trained in hand to hand and long ranged combat armed with ██████. No Personal Including The 05 council are allow to under any circumstance open or experiment on SCP-4023's container and no testing is allowed on SCP-XXXX. Personnel containing SCP-XXXX must have an obedience score to the foundation of at least 93 points. If at any point personal are acting suspicious or their score drops below 93 they are to be removed site ███ and heavily investigated and psychologically screened. All personnel Guarding or otherwise working on Site ███ are to be kept unaware of the nature of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a dell laptop created ██/██/████ in this laptop functions like any laptop but additionally there is a icon with the foundation's logo and labeled "SCP Foundation Wiki". When this application is opened it has a menu it redirects to an extensive list of logs, SCPs and Personnel names. This laptop contains all information about The foundation even some of witch the 05 council didn't know about. It automatically updates when new SCPs or logs are recorded.

This laptop proves indestructible and when it removed from observation or human contact for extended periods of time the laptop disappears and another instance of SCP-4023 will appear. This has happened twice each time appearing in the possession of ██████ and █████. It appears to also have a memetic effect witch makes any users of the laptop to believe it has been theirs for extended periods of time..

Foundation Wiki Draft 2

Item # : SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
"Foundation Wiki"
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 50cm x 50cm x 50cm reinforced steel case at Site 26 and guarded by 2 personnel at all times who have training in hand to hand combat. All personnel on Site 26 are to be kept unaware of the nature of SCP-XXXX and if any evidence of staff or anyone expressing knowledge of SCP-XXXX should be investigated. If anyone is found to posses knowledge of find the source the knowledge and to be further investigation followed by use of class-A amnesics.

If SCP-XXXX is teleported out of site 26 there is to be an investigation spanning back across 13 buyers/ sellers of the laptops with use of class-A amnesics on all of them. If the memory of SCP-XXXX hasn't greatly eroded after the 5th seller further investigation shall be carried out.

SCP-XXXX is to be checked for recent updates every 6 hours by authorized personnel. Containment procedures must be checked against existing documentation and if any discrepancies are found site directer Madison is to be notified.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a worn dell laptop created ██/██/████ in this laptop functions like a standard dell laptop but additionally there is a icon with the foundation's logo and labeled "SCP Foundation Wiki". When this application is opened it has a menu it redirects to an extensive list of logs, SCPs, GoIs and many more Items. This laptop contains all information about The foundation even some of which the 05 council were unaware of. It automatically updates when new SCPs or logs are recorded.

This laptop proves indestructible withstanding 271 pascals and 3,221 newtons of force. It is also immune to the effects of the fire, acid and electricity because of this it is unknown for how SCP-XXXX acquired the scratches and other damage.

when it removed from observation or human contact for extended periods of time the laptop disappears and another instance of SCP-XXXX will appear. This has happened twice during the containment of SCP-XXXX each time appearing in the possession of ██████ and █████. It appears to also have a strong memetic affect making who ever is in possession of it believe they have had this for extended periods of time.

This affect will extend to any friends and family that are questioned about the laptop. In both instances the laptop was purchased over the internet and in both time the memetic affect extends to the seller who claims to have to purchased it from another person and so on. After an extensive investigation this affect seems to be capable of going indefinitely but has been recorded going back up to 172 buyer/sellers. There is no evidence of any of the transactions happening physical, financial or digital. These investigations have proved unfruitful and unnecessary after the 11th buyer/seller because the memory of the laptops existence dropped off quickly.