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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX are to be kept in Foundation Medical cabinets and sites with no access to an instance of SCP-XXXX are to be prioritised over sites with an instance, due to useful anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX. It is to be stored alongside a memetic device designed to erase all memories of the anomalous properties SCP-XXXX-1. Whilst there is a theoretically infinite amount of SCP-XXXX-1, it is to be administered sparingly and other medication is to be sought out where possible, as the Foundation is unaware of the possibility of building up an immunity to SCP-XXXX-1. Only Foundation members who are aware of the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be allowed to administer and be administered with SCP-XXXX-1 and both the parties must consent to the use of SCP-XXXX-1. All use of SCP-XXXX is to be documented so as to track who has recently had an instance of SCP-XXXX-1, what they believed it to be and when it is safe to take another dosage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a plastic medicine bottle with a label on the front displaying the word "Relief" with the slogan below it reading "For when you need to feel better." Upon being placed out of line of sight for 5 seconds exactly, SCP-XXXX will refill itself with exactly 30 instances of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is a small, white, circular pill with no writing on it. Molecular analysis of SCP-XXXX-1 has so far been unsuccessful. If a person unaware of SCP-XXXX-1's anomalous properties is told that SCP-XXXX-1 is a type of medicine and then consumes an instance of SCP-XXXX-1, their bodies will experience a change appropriate to whatever medicine they believed SCP-XXXX-1 was. SCP-XXXX-1 has been discovered to be able to take on the properties of real medicine and non-existent medicine I.E. healing pills which dramatically accelerate the healing process of physical wounds. As such, SCP-XXXX has been deemed completely safe for medicinal use on Foundation employees.