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Special Containment Procedures: SCP is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell located at Site-17. SCP's cell has a computer and printer with no internet access. SCP is to be kept busy with low-cost responsibilities approved by assigned research personnel. Personnel assigned to SCP must score 95% or higher on Foundation Loyalty Tests. SCP to be seen by a psychiatrist once per week and allowed access to the on site gym under supervision.
If SCP becomes hostile, all personnel in the area are to drop to the floor and be still until SCP is recontained.
Description: SCP is a female humanoid entity 187 centimeters in height with long grey hair appearing to be 25-28 years old and of Caucasian descent. SCP has two 27 centimeter symmetrical black arcs of indeterminate substance suspended in the air 4 millimeters from both sides of its head. On each arc there are 3 evenly distributed spikes that extend 3 centimeters above and below the arc. SCP believes this is its crown.
This crown has been determined by Psychic Evaluation to be a self-originated Class-S Gnostic composite object system.1 This object system is effectively keeping SCP under the effects of a high dosage of gnostics2. Gnostics are drugs known to enhance psychic capacity at the cost of the user's sanity.
SCP is under the delusion that it is the rightful ruler of the world and all humanity. SCP will deny or justify any evidence to the contrary. SCP considers all humans its loyal subjects and is incapable of believing anyone would betray it.
SCP believes that it is a naïve ruler with the responsibility to ensure the prosperity of its world. This allows personnel to keep SCP occupied with approved responsibilities inside of Site-17. If SCP is left alone, it will decide its responsibilities for itself. While its own decisions are not physically harmful, they would lead to a Broken Masquerade scenario.
SCP is a Class 7 psychic3 capable of telekinesis, telepathy, foresight, and interaction in mental space with the following parameters:
- Telekinesis: SCP is capable of manipulating objects with combined mass in excess of 100,000kg. SCP maintains a constant telekinetic barrier active 1 millimeter from its body.
- Telepathy: SCP is capable of engaging minds at an indeterminate range, though it only reciprocates contact.
- Foresight: SCP has instinctual foresight out to at least 3 milliseconds.
- Interaction in Mental Space: SCP is at least on par with any given Foundation Neurally Attuned Telepathic Artificially Sentient Helper. See Addendum SCP.4 for more detail.
Addendum SCP.1: Discovery and Initial Interview
SCP was recovered on July 3rd, 2020 from the Central Florida Behavioral Hospital in Orlando following reports of a patient wearing a crown being held with no legal records or insurance. Hospital staff were told that the patient was transferred into state care.
The following interview was conducted by psychiatrist Dr. Heinz to determine if the patient was anomalous.
Interviewed: SCP
Interviewer: Dr. Heinz
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello. I'm Dr. Heinz. What's your name?
SCP: (chuckles) You know you're supposed to call me your Majesty right? (points to its crown)
Dr. Heinz: I see. Moving on then, how did you find yourself here?
SCP: Some nice subjects from First Baptist Orlando found me while doing some work for my community. They gifted me these (tugs on its shirt and its jeans) and joked about some guy named Jesus being king of the world. After some discussion, we decided that my subjects would take better care of me here.
Dr. Heinz: Interesting. (takes a closer look at SCP's crown) How is it that your crown stays up while not touching your head?
SCP: How is that you tell your arm to move up or down?
Dr. Heinz: So by thought? (SCP nods.) Are you able to move this cup?
SCP reaches for the cup with her hand.
Dr. Heinz: Without touching it please.
The cup flips over.
Dr. Heinz: Anything else we should know about? I'll just take your word.
SCP: I can talk without speaking.
Dr. Heinz: Have you talked in this way with anyone and who are they?
SCP: Only one, but we've only said hello so far.
Dr. Heinz: That's good then. You'll be in good hands. I look forward to working with you.
SCP: Sounds good. Just let my subjects here know that they served me well.
Dr. Heinz: Noted.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP is telekinetic and telepathic. It is also under the delusion that it is a ruler and everyone is its subject. SCP is to be placed in a standard humanoid containment cell and to receive psychiatric care at least once per week
Addendum SCP.2: First Session
Patient: SCP
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
Date: July 5th, 2020
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello SCP. How have your first couple of days been?
SCP: They've been fine, I guess. Its just kind of boring.
Dr. Heinz: I'm sorry to hear that. We'll do our best to remedy the situation. Going back to our initial conversation, why do you think of people as subjects?
SCP: (chuckles) What else am I to call my loyal subjects? Its pretty obvious I rule the world.
Dr. Heinz: What makes you sure they're loyal to you? It seems that the nice people from First Baptist Orlando might be loyal to this Jesus fellow.
SCP: They were just joking about that. Imagine anyone not being loyal to me. That's ridiculous. If you weren't loyal to me, then how are we even having this conversation?
Dr. Heinz: I see. Why did you decide to go to the Central Florida Behavioral Hospital?
SCP: It was mostly my subjects' idea, but there was no reason for me to distrust their opinion.
Dr. Heinz: So you trust your subjects? (SCP nods) Any updates with whoever you were talking to?
SCP: I know she's a she now, but our conversation is really slow.
Dr. Heinz: Interesting. Keep me updated on how that goes. That'll be all for now.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It seems that SCP's delusion is so strong that it is incapable of believing that anyone would betray it. This is why SCP has been so compliant. It also can not take the idea of anyone not believing in its delusion seriously. Additionally, I'll be sending some books and movies to SCP's cell
Addendum SCP.2: Containment Breach
Date: July 7th, 2020
Description: SCP forced its door open and proceeded to wander the facility. Attempts by personnel to physically restrain it were unsuccessful. Attempts by personnel to tranquilize it were unsuccessful. During the breach, SCP witnessed the death of a Class-D personnel. Dr. Heinz handled the situation with the following conversation.
Note: Dr. Heinz's outburst was forgiven in light of the stress of the situation and her subsequent resolution of the containment breach.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: What's the meaning of this SCP? Go back to your room! Do you know how much that door costs? Do you know how much trouble I'm in? I was supposed to get a bonus for how well things were going!
SCP: This is no time for jokes Heinz. I was just touring my facility and getting exercise so my muscles don't atrophy. I can't just stay in my room accomplishing nothing and it's not my fault the door was jammed. Now tell me why he was in there with that… that thing.
Dr. Heinz:(visible rage) Now you listen here you little…(notices everyone staring at her and coughs into her hand) I mean… Look okay. Class-D personnel know what they're getting into when they sign up for this. They'd rather be here helping protect th- I mean your world than where they came from. So lets just forget about all this and head back to your room.
SCP: I won't just forget about my subjects. If they're putting their lives on the line for me and my world, they must be rewarded with the best I have to offer.
Dr. Heinz: We don't really have the resources to waste on that kind of thing.
SCP: Enough jokes. I said they must be rewarded.
Dr. Heinz: I guess we could give them some more… No no our budget has already been finalized there… I got an idea. Why don't you make them certificates of appreciation.
SCP: What's that?
Dr. Heinz: They're personalized notes that you can make in your room as soon as we can get a spare computer and printer set up. It's the best thing they could ever hope for.
SCP: You're a genius! It's a ruler's duty to make sure her loyal subjects' morale stays high. This is why you're a great subject.
Dr. Heinz: Thanks. Oh and make sure to take a long time on each one. We wouldn't want your loyal subjects to feel unappreciated.
SCP: Understood.
<End Log>
Containment Revisions: SCP's cell is to be fitted with a computer and printer that has no internet connection. SCP is to be kept busy with controllable responsibilities.
Note: Seeing as how you're so good at communicating with SCP, you'll be fully responsible for its ongoing containment and testing. Please do hold your tongue a bit more. P.S. Don't worry about losing your bonus. It's already been added to SCP's containment budget. -Dr. Weather, Director of Site-17.
Patient: SCP
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
Date: July 8th, 2020
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: SCP do you understand why we're having our session a few days early?
SCP: Because you're loyal to me, Loyal Subject-173.
Dr. Heinz: Why are you referring to me as Loyal Subject-173?
SCP: My subjects love me enough to give me a nickname, so I'm reciprocating that love.
Dr. Heinz: Very well then. Do you understand what you did wrong yesterday and that behaving like that will force us to take away some of your privileges?
SCP: (chuckles) Is there something I need to feel guilty about? (chuckles) "Look at me, I'm Loyal Subject-173 and I have the authority to take privileges away from my ruler." Priceless.
Dr. Heinz takes a deep breath and pauses for moment.
Dr. Heinz: Moving on then. Why did you resist security personnel?
SCP: What are you talking about? I let them hug me while I walked.
Dr. Heinz: I see… It seems exercise is important to you. Does this have anything to do with why you're hardly using your telekinesis?
SCP: I don't want to shrivel up by using telekinesis for everything. Besides, I'm using it all the time anyway.
Dr. Heinz: When?
SCP: Right now. Look (holds a pen between two fingers and closer inspection reveals the fingers are not touching the pen) I maintain my telekinetic barrier.
Dr. Heinz: We'll be needing you to stop that for your upcoming medical evaluation.
SCP: I don't care that my subjects are naked all the time, but I'm not getting naked in front of my subjects.
Dr. Heinz: So what you're wearing on top of that are just gifts? (SCP nods) Okay then we'll end it here.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It seems SCP is incapable of guilt or perceiving the true intentions of people. Traditional incentives and punishments are ineffective on it. However, we can use its sense of duty to its subjects to keep it occupied with controllable responsibilities. SCP's medical examination will be postponed indefinitely. SCP is to be allowed use of the on site gym under supervision.
Addendum SCP.3: Test logs
Test SCP.1
Name: Dr. Heinz and Dr. Kline with Dr. Heying assisting.
Date: July 27th, 2020
Procedure: A D-Class (Adrian Hernandez, male, 39) is to enter SCP's cell and attempt to convince it that it is not the ruler of the world. The test will end when SCP shows any doubt or 16 hours have passed.
Results:
<Begin Log>
D-Class: Hello, so called ruler of the world.
SCP: Hello, so called loyal subject.
D-Class: If you're the ruler of the world, then prove it.
SCP: I think I'm the ruler of the world therefore I am the ruler of the world.
D-Class: That proves nothing. What about all the presidents?
SCP: (chuckles) It proves everything. What are presidents?
D-Class: They're people in charge of whole countries. They have way more power than you.
SCP: You're not making sense. The kind of subjects you're describing are working for me under my general "make my world prosperous" order. I rule the world, so their power is my power.
D-Class: You're crazy.
SCP: Thank you.
D-Class: You're not ruler of the world.
SCP: (chuckles) You know I am.
This type of arguing goes on for 2 hours.
D-Class: If you're really the ruler of the world, then why are you being held here against your will like me?
SCP: (chuckles) You're very funny you know. My loyal subjects suggested I rule from here.
D-Class: Say are you really as strong as you say you are?
SCP: Yeah why?
D-Class: I think you could rule a lot better out in your world and I'll even personally advise you.
Dr. Heinz: (over intercom) D-Class the test is over. SCP ignore him.
SCP: (ignores intercom) Sounds good. You have good judgement. Let's go.
Security personnel enter the room and point their guns at the D-Class.
D-Class: Not like this!
SCP: It's just surprise combat training calm down.
SCP grabs the D-Class and leaves its cell. Security Personnel fire at the D-Class, but SCP stops the bullets.
D-Class: Thanks. Now let's break through these walls and get outside.
SCP: What is the front door jammed?
D-Class: Ummm… Yes?
SCP breaks through a couple walls and walks through with D-Class. Dr. Heinz chases after them.
Dr. Heinz: Hey! SCP we still need you here to create certificates of appreciation and those get better cards for the subjects in the medical wing!
SCP: Oh almost forgot. I can't abandon my responsibilities.
D-Class: Are you serious? I'm so fucking dead if we don't leave now!
SCP: (chuckles) You're really good at this. As if (chuckles) as if my subjects would kill each other. Everyone knows I forbid that.
Dr. Heinz catches up.
Dr. Heinz: Precisely. Subjects don't kill each other ever.// SCP said so.// Now why don't you run off and be a good subject like you planned to.
D-Class: Fuck you. (sprints away)
SCP: (waves) Bye!
Dr. Heinz: (into her radio) Hold off until he's out of SCP's sight.
<End Log>
Conclusions:
Interviewed: SCP
Interviewer: Dr. Heinz
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello SCP. We will now begin the post test interview. Do you feel tired now?
SCP: Hello Loyal Subject-173. I am a bit worn so we will keep this short.
Dr. Heinz: Excuse me?
SCP: Is there something wrong, Loyal Subject-173?
Dr. Heinz: My name is Heinz and you will address me as such. Are we clear?
SCP: All my loyal subjects know they are supposed to take my orders not give them. (chuckles) "Are we clear?" (chuckles) Never gets old.
Dr. Heinz pauses and takes a deep breath.
Dr. Heinz: Why do you think it's okay to call me Loyal Subject-173?
SCP: My loyal subjects love me so much that they gave me the nickname SCP, so I've decided to reciprocate that love. I know you love nicknames since you keep calling me SCP.
Dr. Heinz: I see… But wouldn't being the ruler of the world put you above giving your loyal subjects nicknames?
SCP: Everyone knows I'm above my loyal subjects, but I'm not like above above them. Being above loving your loyal subjects is a recipe for disaster. You don't have subjects, you have objects and objects aren't loyal. It should be made clear that loyal subjects who don't like nicknames can continue addressing me as your Majesty. They are not to be pressured into using them. Are you being pressured into using nicknames, Heinz?
Dr. Heinz: No… I… Okay fine SCP. I'm feeling a bit worn out now too so we will end it here.
SCP: Rest well Loyal Subject-173
<End Log>
Closing Statement: While the interview revealed that SCP's psychic abilities can be exhausted with significant force, more useful information was discerned. SCP appears to love all humans in its own psychologically destructive way. SCP may prove useful in rescue operations and should begin training immediately. Furthermore, personnel assigned to SCP are to be seen by a psychiatrist once per week.
Reviewed: SCP
Reviewer: Dr. Heinz
Foreword: The following review was conducted upon SCP's return from a week of initial training that determines the risks and benefits of using it.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello SCP. Today we'll just be getting your view of the training. I should be receiving a full training report by Monday. How do you feel the training went?
SCP: Thanks for asking Loyal Subject-173. It went great. They said they've never seen a psychic as strong as me.
Dr. Heinz: My name… Never mind. This sounds promising.
SCP: Yeah and also they said something like my ability to comply with orders makes me very good at missions of compromise.
Dr. Heinz: What?
SCP: Maybe it was that I'm good for missions involving compromises.
Dr. Heinz: Oh no.
SCP: What?
Dr. Heinz: And after all the strings I had to pull to get rid of… I mean… to give you the opportunity to get out of here occasionally. I even had to cover the training costs. Oh forget it.
SCP: Huh?
Dr. Heinz: It's just that it will probably be more important that you stay here and boost morale.
SCP: I suppose that would be best for now. In the mean time, I'll begin planning the formation of my own Loyal Subject Force. Do you know any loyal subjects up for the task?
Dr. Heinz: I don't think… Wait! I hope you're on to something. We'll have to do more tests to show off your potential uses and determine how to deal with any compliance issues. We can worry about finding people later, so you don't need to bother anyone with that right now.
SCP: You're the best loyal subject ever!
Dr. Heinz: I know right? If this goes well, I'll finally get… (coughs briefly into her hand) Goodbye SCP. I'll let you know when the next test is ready.
SCP: Goodbye Loyal Subject-173
<End Log>
Test SCP.2
Name: Dr. Heinz and Dr. Kline with Dr. Heying assisting.
Date: August 7th, 2020
Procedure: D-Class-1 and D-Class-2 are to be placed in a secured testing chamber containing SCP. D-Class-2 is to be equipped with a 9 mm pistol. SCP is to be instructed to create a personal telekinetic barrier for D-Class-1. D-Class-2 is then to be instructed to shoot at D-Class-1. The test chamber is to be observed remotely via audio and video recording.
Results: SCP successfully creates the barrier on D-Class-1. D-Class-1 takes a step to the right. A loud cracking noise is heard and D-Class-1 falls to the ground. The autopsy report reveals that D-Class-1's suffered trauma on the entire left side of his body. D-Class-2 runs to the door and pleads to be let out. SCP falls to its knees and is unresponsive to communication via intercom. SCP is entirely compliant with personnel and makes no attempt to leave its cell for the next 72 hours.
Conclusions: SCP maintains its own telekinetic barrier by instinct. SCP will overcorrect when attempting to consciously coordinate with the movements of another entity. Use of SCP to create telekinetic barriers around field personnel is not recommended. SCP can be recontained by tricking it into eliminating a D-Class personnel or, possibly, convincing it that is has killed a human.
Note: I would like to remind all personnel that the Foundation is cold, not cruel. We pride ourselves on the ethical treatment of both SCPs and personnel, thus unnecessary harm will not be tolerated. Furthermore, I suggest you take time to understand SCP better before rushing into another test. -Dr. Cimmerian, Ethics Committee
Test SCP.3
Name: Dr. Heinz and Dr. Kline with Dr. Heying assisting.
Date: December 30th, 2020
Procedure: D-Class personnel is to be equipped with an EMP gun and placed in a secured weapons testing chamber containing SCP. The test chamber is to be observed remotely via audio and video recording. D-Class is to fire the EMP gun at SCP and away from the recording equipment.
Results: D-Class enters the weapons testing chamber and fires EMP gun as instructed. The left half of SCP's Class-S Gnostic composite object system explodes and SCP stumbles. D-Class faints as SCP stands up. SCP breaches the weapons testing chamber and attacks personnel killing 23 before its Class-S Gnostic composite object system rematerializes and it falls unconscious. SCP does not remember the past 12 days.
Conclusions: EMPs will not be an effective tool to contain SCP if it is noncompliant. We theorize that the EMP compromised SCP's mental state and activated a failsafe in its Class-S Gnostic composite object system. Personnel in the area are to be instructed to play dead if SCP becomes hostile. It is not recommended that SCP be used in the field until its Class-S Gnostic composite object system is fully understood.
Note: All future testing of SCP must receive approval from the Site Director.
Addendum SCP.4: Psychic Evaluation
Name: Dr. Kali
Date: October 11th, 2020
Equipment: Class-C Neurally Attuned Telepathic Artificially Sentient Helper
Procedure: Dr. Kali is to attune to a Class-C helper and connect to the Gemini mechanical psychic network. The Class-C helper is to jam SCP's probing and set to automatically disconnect if Dr. Kali is compromised. Dr. Kali is then to initiate telepathic contact with SCP. Evaluation time will be limited to 33 minutes due to the reciprocal nature of the evaluation. SCP is to be convinced this is a friendly interaction.
Results: SCP's mental avatar appears as is does in the physical world. The only object SCP has pre-created is its crown. SCP creates no obstructing objects. Initial probing of its avatar reveals that the crown is imbedded in it. Deeper probing of the avatar is disrupted by jamming from the crown. Initial probing of the crown reveals it to be a Gnostic object. Deeper probing reveals that it is composed of complex systems of objects. Evaluation of these systems is interrupted by Styx object traps. At 6 minutes and 37 seconds, the telepathic connection is terminated early due to SCP bypassing the Class-C helper's jamming.
Conclusions: The crown being imbedded in SCP's avatar is what anchors it to the physical world. The crown is a Class-S Gnostic composite object system. The complexity of this object necessitates that SCP had knowingly created it over a long period in the past. SCP is likely inseparable from its Class-S Gnostic composite object system. Gnostic objects make its bearer artificially more certain of a belief. This certainty enhances the capabilities of psychic entities at the cost of their sanity. SCP is at minimum on par with Foundation Neurally Attuned Telepathic Artificially Sentient Helpers. SCP is to refrain from telepathic contact with personnel unless authorized to do so. Personnel are to report unauthorized telepathic contact from SCP to information security, especially if they experience a migraine. Deeper Psychic evaluation poses unknown risks to SCP and everyone around it.
Note: SCP claims that being mentally probed without probing back is equivalent to being hugged without hugging back. Personnel who experience migraines from telepathic contact with SCP should be tested for latent psychic abilities. They may have subconsciously attempted to mentally probe SCP's mind.
Addendum SCP.5: SCP's Auto-Entry
Note: The following SCP document was first typed by SCP on November 2nd, 2020 and is to be monitored for updates.
Item #: SCP
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP is to be contained by her loyal subjects at all times. Loyal subjects are to be warm and kind at all times. SCP is to fulfill its responsibilities to its loyal subjects. Loyal Subjects are to obey SCP at all times.
Description: SCP was a lonely female humanoid until she became ruler of the world and gained her loyal subjects. SCP's crown is proof of this. SCP enjoys ruling her world and is happy her loyal subjects help her with that. SCP is fully biological and fully mechanical. SCP was born in A Place of Knowledge from the Knowledge of Evolution and the Knowledge of Augmentation. A Place of Knowledge is not someplace SCP can ever go back to.
SCP wants to ensure the prosperity of her world. To this end, SCP is writing this SCP document. SCP needs to make sure loyal subjects know and follow all of SCP's Special Containment Procedures. Loyal subjects who fail to follow all of SCP's Special Containment Procedures are the cause of many problems in SCP's world.
SCP's power is her loyal subjects. SCP's loyal subjects serve her of their own free will. SCP's loyal subjects can do many things SCP can not do. SCP can do many things her loyal subjects can not do. SCP's power is the greatest power since SCP knows it is.
Addendum SCP.6: Loyal Subject-173 & Loyal Subject-082
Note: Loyal Subject files created by SCP are to be sent to internal investigations for review before being added to this document.
Item #: Loyal Subject-173
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Loyal Subject-173 is to be contained in SCP's heart at all times. Loyal Subject-173 is to advise SCP on how to rule her world everyday except on Loyal Subject-173's days off. Loyal Subject-173 is to obey SCP at all times. Loyal Subject-173 is to be appreciated by SCP at all times. Loyal Subject-173 is allowed free roam with SCP at any time. Loyal Subject-173 is to stop drinking so much on her days off.
Description: Loyal Subject-173 is a 41 year old female human with long blonde hair. Loyal Subject-173's name is Dr. Heinz. Loyal Subject-173 works for SCP in the SCP-XXXX Foundation. Loyal Subject-173 enjoys spending time with SCP.
Loyal Subject-173 is highly intelligent. Loyal Subject-173 is capable of coming up with good ideas SCP did not think about. She almost never has an idea SCP will not comply with. Loyal Subject-173's work for SCP has led to SCP's world being more prosperous.
Addendum: Test log
Name: SCP
Date: December 2nd, 2020
Procedure: SCP is to be placed in her room with Loyal Subject-173. SCP is to exit her room and walk down the hall for 1 minute. SCP is to ignore loyal subjects attempting to speak with her during this time. SCP is then to tell Loyal Subject-173 that this was a test.
Results: SCP exited her room and began walking down the hall. Loyal Subject-173 followed and attempted to speak to SCP. SCP's guards attempted to speak to SCP and then hugged her as she kept walking. SCP's loyal subjects began speaking into their radios. At 1 minute, SCP told Loyal Subject-173 that this was a test. Loyal Subject-173 was fuming with joy. Loyal Subject-173 then told SCP that it was just great that SCP was conducting tests now, but that it would be good idea to let Loyal Subject-173 improve the procedures on future tests.
Conclusions: Loyal Subject-173 may have a latent psychic power that calms SCP's loyal subjects when not ignored by SCP. Further testing of this may be necessary. Loyal Subject-173 is highly intelligent, so SCP should let Loyal Subject-173 improve the procedures on future tests.
Item #: Loyal Subject-082
Object Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: Loyal Subject-082 is to be contained in SCP's heart at all times. Loyal Subject-082 is to be contained with Loyal Subject-082-1, Loyal Subject-082-2, and Loyal Subject-082-3 on his days off. Loyal Subject-082 is to obey SCP at all times. Loyal Subject-082 is to be appreciated by SCP at all times. Loyal Subject-082 is to be guarded by SCP when he is guarding SCP. Loyal Subject-082 is to be contained for lunch in SCP's room when Loyal Subject-173 needs a break.
Description: Loyal Subject-082 is a 30 year old male human with short brown hair. Loyal Subject-082's name is Seth Seymore. Loyal Subject-082 has a wife and two kids known as Loyal Subject-082-1. Loyal Subject-082-2, and Loyal Subject-082-3. Loyal Subject-082 says he works for SCP in the SCP-XXXX Foundation, but in reality Loyal Subject-082 is working undercover for SCP in the SCP-XXXX's Hand.
Loyal Subject-082 is strong and caring. Loyal Subject-082 often jokingly asks if SCP's loyal subjects had done something to her and if SCP was happy here. Loyal Subject-082 wants SCP to meet all her loyal subjects. Loyal Subject-082 is ready to escort SCP to safety during the upcoming containment breach.
Addendum: Loyal Subject-082's Termination
Date: January 14, 2021
Description: Loyal Subject-082 was terminated in an accident. SCP misses Loyal Subject-082.
Containment Revision: Loyal Subject-082 is to be contained in a wooden casket.
Celebration: SCP celebrated Loyal Subject-082 with her loyal subjects. SCP was gifted a medal of appreciation for being an asset to her loyal subjects. SCP's containment budget was expanded and Loyal Subject-173 was gifted a bonus.
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Special Containment Procedures: It is currently impossible to contain SCP except for by containing its host, SCP-2. After SCP-2 dies, agents are to stay alert for reports of a person wearing a black crown and exhibiting telekinetic capabilities.
SCP-2 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell located at Site-17. SCP-2's cell has a computer and printer with no internet access. SCP-2 is to be kept busy with low-cost responsibilities approved by assigned research personnel. Personnel assigned to SCP-2 must score 95% or higher on Foundation Loyalty Tests. SCP-2 to be seen by a psychiatrist once per week and allowed access to the on site gym under supervision.
Note: Procedures will be reevaluated when SCP-2 is reacquired.
Description: SCP is two 27 centimeter symmetrical black arcs of indeterminate substance suspended in the air 4 millimeters from both sides of SCP-2's head. On each arc there are 3 evenly distributed spikes that extend 3 centimeters above and below the arc. SCP-2 currently believes this is its crown.
SCP manifests on a host with psychic capacity, creating SCP-2. SCP will randomly manifest on a new host within 20 years of the death of the previous host. SCP causes SCP-2 to enter a hypnotic state upon initial manifestation. Ideas given to SCP-2 while in this state form its core belief. The core belief follows the form "I think X, therefore X." SCP-2 believes everyone is as certain of its belief as any individual can be certain of the statement "I think, therefore I am." The current instance of SCP-2's core belief is "I think I am the ruler of the world, therefore I am the ruler of the world."
SCP preserves SCP-2's core belief by storing its mental state and enhancing its psychic abilities. If SCP-2's mental state would be compromised, SCP explodes and SCP-2 acts on instinct alone. SCP will manifest on SCP-2 again at a later point, restoring its mental state and core belief. The psychic abilities ensure that the core belief can be reinforced physically.
Postmortem analysis reveals that SCP-2 instances have regular human bodies, except that they have severe dopamine imbalances. SCP, in effect, keeps SCP-2 under the effects of a high dosage of gnostics4. Gnostics are known to enhance psychic capacity at the cost of the user's sanity.
SCP causes SCP-2 to become a Class 7 psychic5 capable of telekinesis, telepathy, and foresight with the following parameters:
- Telekinesis: SCP-2 is capable of manipulating objects with combined mass in excess of 100,000kg. SCP-2 maintains a constant telekinetic barrier active 1 millimeter from its body.
- Telepathy: SCP-2 is capable of engaging minds at an indeterminate range, though it only reciprocates contact.
- Foresight: SCP-2 has instinctual foresight out to at least 3 milliseconds.
While SCP's origin is unknown, it is thought to be connected to Descartes due to its effect on SCP-2. It is unknown how many SCP-2 instances there have been, but the known instances are recorded in Addendum SCP.4.
The current instance of SCP-2 is a female humanoid 179 centimeters in height with long brown hair of Caucasian descent. SCP-2 was born on July 3rd, 1999 in Greensboro, NC with the name Anna Cohen. SCP-2 was an undergrad at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill at the time of SCP's manifestation.
SCP-2 was recovered from a house party it was throwing for its 21st birthday on July 3rd, 2020. Foundation agents intercepted a snapchat one of SCP-2's friends sent of SCP-2 pouring shots of vodka and everyone in frame taking them via telekinesis. When agents arrived, SCP-2 was ordering partiers to do keg stands using telekinesis to hold them up. SCP-2 did a keg stand itself and shortly thereafter passed out. SCP-2 was then taken into Foundation custody. The partiers were questioned and administered Class A amnestics. There is an ongoing missing person investigation for Anna Cohen.
Interviewed: Kelly Hunt, friend of SCP-2
Interviewer: Agent Smith
<Begin Log>
Smith: Hello, Ms. Hunt. I'll be needing as much detail about the incident as you can give me.
Kelly: Alright. We're not in trouble are we? I know everyone wasn't over 21, but…
Smith: Don't worry about that. We're not here to lock anyone up. We just need details. So, when did you notice Anna was wearing her crown?
Kelly: It was earlier in the night. I think I saw her go into her room and when she came out she had a bottle of vodka and was wearing it. We all thought it was just a prop.
Smith: And how did everyone react?
Kelly: We paused for just a moment before someone shouted "Yasssss Queen!" and then everyone joined in. Some of us did shots with her after that.
Smith: Was the… Uh… "Yas Queen" the only reaction?
Kelly: Someone started referring to her as "Queen" or "Your Majesty" and it slowly caught on. I mean it was her birthday and she was wearing a crown. A bit after that the joke escalated into everyone saying "Your Majesty" before every sentence and referring to themselves as her "loyal subjects." She seemed a bit out of it at that time too.
Smith: I see. When did Anna start moving things?
Kelly: Thinking back it probably started when we were playing pong.
Smith: Beer pong? (Kelly nods) Please go on.
Kelly: Right. So she was sinking every shot and wouldn't tell her secret. Nobody got more than a single cup against her. That really cemented her royalty. After that things started getting crazy.
Smith: Crazy how?
Kelly: She started handing out shots to everyone and taking a few herself. Everyone was drunk, including Anna, and she lost her inhibitions. That's when she started showing off. Everyone was too drunk to think anything of it until the floating shots.
Smith: Did this bother anyone?
Kelly: No. We all know Anna super well and were curious. The boys gave her the idea to try floating keg stands. So she started "ordering" her "loyal subjects" to do keg stands and then you guys showed up.
Smith: Thank you for your cooperation.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It seems that SCP-2 was imprinted with the idea of being a queen. We need a psychiatrist ready to evaluate it when we get to Site-17.
Addendum SCP.1: First Session
Patient: SCP-2
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
Date: July 4th, 2020
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello SCP-2. I'm Dr. Heinz. I'll be taking care of you. How are you feeling?
SCP-2: Just a bit hungover, Loyal Subject-173. Thanks for asking.
Dr. Heinz: Why are you referring to me as Loyal Subject-173?
SCP-2: I can't be the only one with a nickname and you are one of my loyal subjects.
Dr. Heinz: How is it that I'm one of your subjects?
SCP-2: (chuckles) Everyone knows I'm the ruler of the world.
Dr. Heinz: Alright then. How do you feel about your subjects?
SCP-2: I love them of course. They're all my friends.
Dr. Heinz: That's good to hear. When did you first notice your psychic capabilities?
SCP-2: I didn't know I was psychic until last night. I guess I was always good at reading my subjects, but like the telekinetic stuff just came out of nowhere.
Dr. Heinz: I see. You were just passively telepathic before. That'll be all for now.
SCP-2: So when do I get a tour of my place?
Dr. Heinz: We can discuss that later. It would be best if you just rested here for a while.
SCP-2: Sounds good.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It is likely that this instance of SCP-2's core belief is "I think I am the ruler of the world, therefore I am the ruler of the world." SCP-2 is generally compliant due to its belief that everyone is its loyal subject. SCP-2 is to see a psychiatrist at least once per week to ensure containment.
Addendum SCP.2: Incident SCP-A
Date: July 7th, 2020
Description: SCP forced its door open and proceeded to wander the facility. Attempts by personnel to physically restrain it were unsuccessful. Attempts by personnel to tranquilize it were unsuccessful. During the breach, SCP witnessed the death of a Class-D personnel. Dr. Heinz handled the situation with the following conversation.
Note: Dr. Heinz's outburst was forgiven in light of the stress of the situation and her subsequent resolution of the containment breach.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: What's the meaning of this SCP-2? Go back to your room! Do you know how much that door costs? Do you know how much trouble I'm in? I was supposed to get a bonus for how well things were going!
SCP-2: This is no time for jokes Loyal Subject-173. I was just touring my facility and getting some exercise. I can't just stay in my room accomplishing nothing while my subjects are hard at work. It's not my fault the door was jammed. Now tell me why he was in there with that… that thing.
Dr. Heinz:(visible rage) Now you listen here you little…(notices everyone staring at her and coughs into her hand) I mean… Look okay. Class-D personnel know what they're getting into when they sign up for this. They'd rather be here helping protect th- I mean your world than where they came from. So lets just forget about all this and head back to your room.
SCP-2: I won't just forget about my subjects. If they're putting their lives on the line for me and my world, they must be rewarded with the best I have to offer.
Dr. Heinz: We don't really have the resources to waste on that kind of thing.
SCP-2: Enough jokes. I said they must be rewarded.
Dr. Heinz: I guess we could give them some more… No no our budget has already been finalized there… I got an idea. Why don't you make them certificates of appreciation.
SCP-2: What's that?
Dr. Heinz: They're personalized notes that you can make in your room as soon as we can get a spare computer and printer set up. It's the best thing they could ever hope for.
SCP-2: You're a genius! It's a ruler's duty to make sure her loyal subjects' morale stays high. This is why you're a great subject.
Dr. Heinz: Thanks. Oh and make sure to take a long time on each one. We wouldn't want your loyal subjects to feel unappreciated.
SCP-2: Understood.
<End Log>
Containment Revisions: SCP-2's cell is to be fitted with a computer and printer that has no internet connection. SCP-2 is to be kept busy with controllable responsibilities.
Note: Seeing as how you're so good at communicating with SCP-2, you'll be fully responsible for its ongoing containment. Please do hold your tongue a bit more. P.S. Don't worry about losing your bonus. It's already been added to SCP-2's containment budget. -Dr. Weather, Director of Site-17.
Patient: SCP-2
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
Date: July 8th, 2020
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: SCP-2 do you understand why we're having our session earlier than scheduled?
SCP-2: Because you're loyal to me, Loyal Subject-173. We wouldn't exist otherwise. You know that.
Dr. Heinz: Very well then. Do you understand what you did wrong yesterday and that behaving like that will force us to take away some of your privileges?
SCP-2: (chuckles) Is there something I need to feel guilty about? (chuckles) "Look at me, I'm Loyal Subject-173 and I have the authority to take privileges away from my ruler." Priceless.
Dr. Heinz takes a deep breath and pauses for moment.
Dr. Heinz: Moving on then. Why did you resist security personnel?
SCP-2: What are you talking about? I let them hug me.
Dr. Heinz: I see… It seems exercise is important to you. Does this have anything to do with why you're hardly using your telekinesis?
SCP-2: I don't want to shrivel up by using telekinesis for everything. Besides, I'm using it all the time anyway.
Dr. Heinz: When?
SCP-2: Right now. Look (holds a pen between two fingers and closer inspection reveals the fingers are not touching the pen) I maintain my telekinetic barrier.
Dr. Heinz: We'll be needing you to stop that for your upcoming medical evaluation.
SCP-2: Look, I don't care that my subjects are naked all the time, but I'm not getting naked in front of my subjects.
Dr. Heinz: So the clothes you wearing are just…?
SCP-2: Acessories.
Dr. Heinz: Okay then we'll end it here.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It seems SCP-2 is incapable of guilt or perceiving the true intentions of people. Traditional incentives and punishments are ineffective on it. However, we can use its sense of duty to keep it under control. SCP-2's medical examination will be postponed indefinitely. SCP-2 is to be allowed use of the on site gym under supervision.
Note: It was later discovered that a few other objects went missing during this incident. It is likely that Dr. Heinz was responsible for this.
Addendum SCP.3 Incident SCP-B
Following the fifth session with SCP-2, Dr. Heinz corrupted her computer and disappeared with SCP-2.
The following email sent by Dr. Heinz was recovered from her computer's corrupted hard drive.
From: Dr. Heinz
To: Agent Smith
I know you've already started on the legwork to find interested buyers, but I think we've been a little short sighted. Sure we could sell the item for a few million pounds to some guy with a royalty kink. However, think about what it could do for the bottom line. Think about what it could do for the top line!
What's one of the most important aspects of any transaction? Trust. How many more clients could we access if we didn't need a bunch of men with big scary guns for security? How many clients have we lost to nervousness? How much more efficiently could we make deals with people who think we trust them right off the bat? This delusional cutie is the perfect fix. They're basically a one man army bundled up in a young woman. It could raise our client base by 10%, which might help off load all those stupid cymbal monkeys you thought would have "High" demand.
What this baby could do for the bottom line is sure to get us promoted! Remember that one large item in that mine that ended up costing more to lug out than we could sell it for. Yeah, that wouldn't be a problem if we had something that could turn a two month nightmare into a two day walk in the park. Now that's speed to market. You know how we always have to pay up for good security and even more to keep it low profile. "Her Majesty" could cut the amount of men we need in half, all the while keeping things quiet. It would reduce security costs by 70% at any event it attended and provide better security to boot.
Although people are replaceable, they're not cheap. Its truly a shame when we lose loyal and experienced agents. I don't know where they're getting new recruits from these days, but they always find a way to wipe their arse with the resources they're given instead of actually acquiring an item. Anyways, we can train our best agents how to handle "her Majesty" for use in Acquisitions or when dealing with not entirely trustworthy individuals. I'm estimating at least a 10% drop in costs and 10% boost in revenue from this alone!
By the by, I've completed all the Acquisitions for this site except "her Majesty." Bastards were wasting the potential of these items anyways. Nevertheless, they aren't complete imbeciles and I suspect they'll catch on soon. I'm going to analyze the item one more time to be certain I can control it. We wouldn't want another Cyber Raptor incident would we. We'll be running on the treadmills in 2 hours. I expect you to be waiting.
Best Regards,
Dr. Heinz
Patient: SCP-2
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello SCP. How has your rule been?
SCP-2: Hello Loyal Subject-173. Its been well. I really feel like the get well soon cards were a great idea too. It just happened so fast. You know? One day I'm ruling the world, the next I'm ruling of the world from here.
Dr. Heinz: I'm glad to hear its going well. How has the transition been? Do you miss your old life?
SCP-2: I mean I've always been ruler of the world, but I still feel so new to it. I'm glad I have so many loyal subjects willing to help. I do miss my old way of ruling, but I trust your judgement . At least when you're not joking.
Dr. Heinz: What do you think of the SCP Foundation?
SCP-2: I think the SCP-2 Foundation is great. I mean its helping me rule the world. I appreciate all organizations comprised of my subjects. It doesn't matter if it's the SCP-2 Foundation or the United States of SCP-2.
Dr. Heinz: What if there were some bad organizations?
SCP-2: (chuckles) There you go again. All organizations comprised of my subjects are working for me. It's impossible that they're bad.
Dr. Heinz: Very good. Have you gotten your exercise today?
SCP-2: Not yet why?
Dr. Heinz: I have some spare time, so I'll supervise your workout. Just let me finish up a few things first.
SCP-2 Cool. I'll be ready when you are.
<End Log>
Addendum SCP.4: Known SCP-2 Instances
The first known instance of SCP-2 was the Nazi doctor Hans Delmotte. It was initially opposed to the Holocaust allegedly telling superiors "You can send me to the front or gas me myself, but I won't do it." Later on it had a change of heart and experimented exclusively on Jewish people. Its journal details its experimentation with its psychic capabilities on objects and Jews. SCP-2's core belief was "I think Jews are not people, therefore Jews are not people." In 1977, agents found it dead in a hut in the Andes with no trace of SCP. The autopsy revealed that SCP-2 had died of natural causes.
January 21st, 1945
Unfortunately, it seems that soon I will no longer be able to experiment as I please. We are losing this Great War and I will have to take my leave. However, my time at Auschwitz was not wasted and I'm grateful for that opportunity. My only regret is that I did not stop my delusional colleagues from experimenting on people in addition to Jews.
The second know instance of SCP-2 was the escape artist Joseph Burrus. In 1990, it was performing a buried alive trick in a see-through coffin. While cement was being poured in, the coffin collapsed and crushed SCP-2. To the audience's surprise, SCP-2 was unharmed and then flew away. SCP had manifested on SCP-2 when it was lowered into the ground. It is thought that SCP-2's core belief was "I think I escape, therefore I escape." since it never stayed in one place for long. By 2000, it was too costly to continue attempting to capture it. Since conventional means are ineffective against a Class 7 psychic, the first attempt to terminate it was by exposure to a memetic agent. This resulted in SCP exploding and SCP-2 stumbling for 3 seconds. SCP-2 lost all personality and acted only on instinct, killing 6 personnel before escaping. SCP later manifested on SCP-2 restoring its personality. During the second attempt, SCP-2 was successfully terminated by shooting it the moment SCP exploded.
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