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Special Containment Procedures: It is currently impossible to contain SCP except for by containing its host, SCP-2. After SCP-2 dies, agents are to stay alert for reports of a person wearing a black crown and exhibiting telekinetic capabilities.
SCP-2 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell located at Site-17. SCP-2's cell has a computer and printer with no internet access. SCP-2 is to be kept busy with low-cost responsibilities approved by assigned research personnel. Personnel assigned to SCP-2 must score 95% or higher on Foundation Loyalty Tests. SCP-2 to be seen by a psychiatrist once per week and allowed access to the on site gym under supervision.
Note: Procedures will be reevaluated when SCP-2 is reacquired.
Description: SCP is two 27 centimeter symmetrical black arcs of indeterminate substance suspended in the air 4 millimeters from both sides of SCP-2's head. On each arc there are 3 evenly distributed spikes that extend 3 centimeters above and below the arc. SCP-2 currently believes this is its crown.
SCP manifests on a host with psychic capacity, creating SCP-2. SCP will randomly manifest on a new host within 20 years of the death of the previous host. SCP causes SCP-2 to enter a hypnotic state upon initial manifestation. Ideas given to SCP-2 while in this state form its core belief. The core belief follows the form "I think X, therefore X." SCP-2 believes everyone is as certain of its belief as any individual can be certain of the statement "I think, therefore I am." The current instance of SCP-2's core belief is "I think I am the ruler of the world, therefore I am the ruler of the world."
SCP preserves SCP-2's core belief by storing its mental state and enhancing its psychic abilities. If SCP-2's mental state would be compromised, SCP explodes and SCP-2 acts on instinct alone. SCP will manifest on SCP-2 again at a later point, restoring its mental state and core belief. The psychic abilities ensure that the core belief can be reinforced physically.
Postmortem analysis reveals that SCP-2 instances have regular human bodies, except that they have severe dopamine imbalances. SCP, in effect, keeps SCP-2 under the effects of a high dosage of gnostics. Gnostics are known to enhance psychic capacity at the cost of the user's sanity.
SCP causes SCP-2 to become a Class 7 psychic capable of telekinesis, telepathy, and foresight with the following parameters:
- Telekinesis: SCP-2 is capable of manipulating objects with combined mass in excess of 100,000kg. SCP-2 maintains a constant telekinetic barrier active 1 millimeter from its body.
- Telepathy: SCP-2 is capable of engaging minds at an indeterminate range, though it only reciprocates contact.
- Foresight: SCP-2 has instinctual foresight out to at least 3 milliseconds.
While SCP's origin is unknown, it is thought to be connected to Descartes due to its effect on SCP-2. It is unknown how many SCP-2 instances there have been, but the known instances are recorded in Addendum SCP.4.
The current instance of SCP-2 is a female humanoid 179 centimeters in height with long brown hair of Caucasian descent. SCP-2 was born on July 3rd, 1999 in Greensboro, NC with the name Anna Cohen. SCP-2 was an undergrad at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill at the time of SCP's manifestation.
SCP-2 was recovered from a house party it was throwing for its 21st birthday on July 3rd, 2020. Foundation agents intercepted a snapchat one of SCP-2's friends sent of SCP-2 pouring shots of vodka and everyone in frame taking them via telekinesis. When agents arrived, SCP-2 was ordering partiers to do keg stands using telekinesis to hold them up. SCP-2 did a keg stand itself and shortly thereafter passed out. SCP-2 was then taken into Foundation custody. The partiers were questioned and administered Class A amnestics. There is an ongoing missing person investigation for Anna Cohen.
Interviewed: Kelly Hunt, friend of SCP-2
Interviewer: Agent Smith
<Begin Log>
Smith: Hello, Ms. Hunt. I'll be needing as much detail about the incident as you can give me.
Kelly: Alright. We're not in trouble are we? I know everyone wasn't over 21, but…
Smith: Don't worry about that. We're not here to lock anyone up. We just need details. So, when did you notice Anna was wearing her crown?
Kelly: It was earlier in the night. I think I saw her go into her room and when she came out she had a bottle of vodka and was wearing it. We all thought it was just a prop.
Smith: And how did everyone react?
Kelly: We paused for just a moment before someone shouted "Yasssss Queen!" and then everyone joined in. Some of us did shots with her after that.
Smith: Was the… Uh… "Yas Queen" the only reaction?
Kelly: Someone started referring to her as "Queen" or "Your Majesty" and it slowly caught on. I mean it was her birthday and she was wearing a crown. A bit after that the joke escalated into everyone saying "Your Majesty" before every sentence and referring to themselves as her "loyal subjects." She seemed a bit out of it at that time too.
Smith: I see. When did Anna start moving things?
Kelly: Thinking back it probably started when we were playing pong.
Smith: Beer pong? (Kelly nods) Please go on.
Kelly: Right. So she was sinking every shot and wouldn't tell her secret. Nobody got more than a single cup against her. That really cemented her royalty. After that things started getting crazy.
Smith: Crazy how?
Kelly: She started handing out shots to everyone and taking a few herself. Everyone was drunk, including Anna, and she lost her inhibitions. That's when she started showing off. Everyone was too drunk to think anything of it until the floating shots.
Smith: Did this bother anyone?
Kelly: No. We all know Anna super well and were curious. The boys gave her the idea to try floating keg stands. So she started "ordering" her "loyal subjects" to do keg stands and then you guys showed up.
Smith: Thank you for your cooperation.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It seems that SCP-2 was imprinted with the idea of being a queen. We need a psychiatrist ready to evaluate it when we get to Site-17.
Addendum SCP.1: First Session
Patient: SCP-2
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
Date: July 4th, 2020
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello SCP-2. I'm Dr. Heinz. I'll be taking care of you. How are you feeling?
SCP-2: Just a bit hungover, Loyal Subject-173. Thanks for asking.
Dr. Heinz: Why are you referring to me as Loyal Subject-173?
SCP-2: I can't be the only one with a nickname and you are one of my loyal subjects.
Dr. Heinz: How is it that I'm one of your subjects?
SCP-2: (chuckles) Everyone knows I'm the ruler of the world.
Dr. Heinz: Alright then. How do you feel about your subjects?
SCP-2: I love them of course. They're all my friends.
Dr. Heinz: That's good to hear. When did you first notice your psychic capabilities?
SCP-2: I didn't know I was psychic until last night. I guess I was always good at reading my subjects, but like the telekinetic stuff just came out of nowhere.
Dr. Heinz: I see. You were just passively telepathic before. That'll be all for now.
SCP-2: So when do I get a tour of my place?
Dr. Heinz: We can discuss that later. It would be best if you just rested here for a while.
SCP-2: Sounds good.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It is likely that this instance of SCP-2's core belief is "I think I am the ruler of the world, therefore I am the ruler of the world." SCP-2 is generally compliant due to its belief that everyone is its loyal subject. SCP-2 is to see a psychiatrist at least once per week to ensure containment.
Addendum SCP.2: Incident SCP-A
Date: July 7th, 2020
Description: SCP forced its door open and proceeded to wander the facility. Attempts by personnel to physically restrain it were unsuccessful. Attempts by personnel to tranquilize it were unsuccessful. During the breach, SCP witnessed the death of a Class-D personnel. Dr. Heinz handled the situation with the following conversation.
Note: Dr. Heinz's outburst was forgiven in light of the stress of the situation and her subsequent resolution of the containment breach.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: What's the meaning of this SCP-2? Go back to your room! Do you know how much that door costs? Do you know how much trouble I'm in? I was supposed to get a bonus for how well things were going!
SCP-2: This is no time for jokes Loyal Subject-173. I was just touring my facility and getting some exercise. I can't just stay in my room accomplishing nothing while my subjects are hard at work. It's not my fault the door was jammed. Now tell me why he was in there with that… that thing.
Dr. Heinz:(visible rage) Now you listen here you little…(notices everyone staring at her and coughs into her hand) I mean… Look okay. Class-D personnel know what they're getting into when they sign up for this. They'd rather be here helping protect th- I mean your world than where they came from. So lets just forget about all this and head back to your room.
SCP-2: I won't just forget about my subjects. If they're putting their lives on the line for me and my world, they must be rewarded with the best I have to offer.
Dr. Heinz: We don't really have the resources to waste on that kind of thing.
SCP-2: Enough jokes. I said they must be rewarded.
Dr. Heinz: I guess we could give them some more… No no our budget has already been finalized there… I got an idea. Why don't you make them certificates of appreciation.
SCP-2: What's that?
Dr. Heinz: They're personalized notes that you can make in your room as soon as we can get a spare computer and printer set up. It's the best thing they could ever hope for.
SCP-2: You're a genius! It's a ruler's duty to make sure her loyal subjects' morale stays high. This is why you're a great subject.
Dr. Heinz: Thanks. Oh and make sure to take a long time on each one. We wouldn't want your loyal subjects to feel unappreciated.
SCP-2: Understood.
<End Log>
Containment Revisions: SCP-2's cell is to be fitted with a computer and printer that has no internet connection. SCP-2 is to be kept busy with controllable responsibilities.
Note: Seeing as how you're so good at communicating with SCP-2, you'll be fully responsible for its ongoing containment. Please do hold your tongue a bit more. P.S. Don't worry about losing your bonus. It's already been added to SCP-2's containment budget. -Dr. Weather, Director of Site-17.
Patient: SCP-2
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
Date: July 8th, 2020
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: SCP-2 do you understand why we're having our session earlier than scheduled?
SCP-2: Because you're loyal to me, Loyal Subject-173. We wouldn't exist otherwise. You know that.
Dr. Heinz: Very well then. Do you understand what you did wrong yesterday and that behaving like that will force us to take away some of your privileges?
SCP-2: (chuckles) Is there something I need to feel guilty about? (chuckles) "Look at me, I'm Loyal Subject-173 and I have the authority to take privileges away from my ruler." Priceless.
Dr. Heinz takes a deep breath and pauses for moment.
Dr. Heinz: Moving on then. Why did you resist security personnel?
SCP-2: What are you talking about? I let them hug me.
Dr. Heinz: I see… It seems exercise is important to you. Does this have anything to do with why you're hardly using your telekinesis?
SCP-2: I don't want to shrivel up by using telekinesis for everything. Besides, I'm using it all the time anyway.
Dr. Heinz: When?
SCP-2: Right now. Look (holds a pen between two fingers and closer inspection reveals the fingers are not touching the pen) I maintain my telekinetic barrier.
Dr. Heinz: We'll be needing you to stop that for your upcoming medical evaluation.
SCP-2: Look, I don't care that my subjects are naked all the time, but I'm not getting naked in front of my subjects.
Dr. Heinz: So the clothes you wearing are just…?
SCP-2: Acessories.
Dr. Heinz: Okay then we'll end it here.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It seems SCP-2 is incapable of guilt or perceiving the true intentions of people. Traditional incentives and punishments are ineffective on it. However, we can use its sense of duty to keep it under control. SCP-2's medical examination will be postponed indefinitely. SCP-2 is to be allowed use of the on site gym under supervision.
Note: It was later discovered that a few other objects went missing during this incident. It is likely that Dr. Heinz was responsible for this.
Addendum SCP.3 Incident SCP-B
Following the fifth session with SCP-2, Dr. Heinz corrupted her computer and disappeared with SCP-2.
The following email sent by Dr. Heinz was recovered from her computer's corrupted hard drive.
From: Dr. Heinz
To: Agent Smith
I know you've already started on the legwork to find interested buyers, but I think we've been a little short sighted. Sure we could sell the item for a few million pounds to some guy with a royalty kink. However, think about what it could do for the bottom line. Think about what it could do for the top line!
What's one of the most important aspects of any transaction? Trust. How many more clients could we access if we didn't need a bunch of men with big scary guns for security? How many clients have we lost to nervousness? How much more efficiently could we make deals with people who think we trust them right off the bat? This delusional cutie is the perfect fix. They're basically a one man army bundled up in a young woman. It could raise our client base by 10%, which might help off load all those stupid cymbal monkeys you thought would have "High" demand.
What this baby could do for the bottom line is sure to get us promoted! Remember that one large item in that mine that ended up costing more to lug out than we could sell it for. Yeah, that wouldn't be a problem if we had something that could turn a two month nightmare into a two day walk in the park. Now that's speed to market. You know how we always have to pay up for good security and even more to keep it low profile. "Her Majesty" could cut the amount of men we need in half, all the while keeping things quiet. It would reduce security costs by 70% at any event it attended and provide better security to boot.
Although people are replaceable, they're not cheap. Its truly a shame when we lose loyal and experienced agents. I don't know where they're getting new recruits from these days, but they always find a way to wipe their arse with the resources they're given instead of actually acquiring an item. Anyways, we can train our best agents how to handle "her Majesty" for use in Acquisitions or when dealing with not entirely trustworthy individuals. I'm estimating at least a 10% drop in costs and 10% boost in revenue from this alone!
By the by, I've completed all the Acquisitions for this site except "her Majesty." Bastards were wasting the potential of these items anyways. Nevertheless, they aren't complete imbeciles and I suspect they'll catch on soon. I'm going to analyze the item one more time to be certain I can control it. We wouldn't want another Cyber Raptor incident would we. We'll be running on the treadmills in 2 hours. I expect you to be waiting.
Best Regards,
Dr. Heinz
Patient: SCP-2
Psychiatrist: Dr. Heinz
<Begin Log>
Dr. Heinz: Hello SCP. How has your rule been?
SCP-2: Hello Loyal Subject-173. Its been well. I really feel like the get well soon cards were a great idea too. It just happened so fast. You know? One day I'm ruling the world, the next I'm ruling of the world from here.
Dr. Heinz: I'm glad to hear its going well. How has the transition been? Do you miss your old life?
SCP-2: I mean I've always been ruler of the world, but I still feel so new to it. I'm glad I have so many loyal subjects willing to help. I do miss my old way of ruling, but I trust your judgement . At least when you're not joking.
Dr. Heinz: What do you think of the SCP Foundation?
SCP-2: I think the SCP-2 Foundation is great. I mean its helping me rule the world. I appreciate all organizations comprised of my subjects. It doesn't matter if it's the SCP-2 Foundation or the United States of SCP-2.
Dr. Heinz: What if there were some bad organizations?
SCP-2: (chuckles) There you go again. All organizations comprised of my subjects are working for me. It's impossible that they're bad.
Dr. Heinz: Very good. Have you gotten your exercise today?
SCP-2: Not yet why?
Dr. Heinz: I have some spare time, so I'll supervise your workout. Just let me finish up a few things first.
SCP-2 Cool. I'll be ready when you are.
<End Log>
Addendum SCP.4: Known SCP-2 Instances
The first known instance of SCP-2 was the Nazi doctor Hans Delmotte. It was initially opposed to the Holocaust allegedly telling superiors "You can send me to the front or gas me myself, but I won't do it." Later on it had a change of heart and experimented exclusively on Jewish people. Its journal details its experimentation with its psychic capabilities on objects and Jews. SCP-2's core belief was "I think Jews are not people, therefore Jews are not people." In 1977, agents found it dead in a hut in the Andes with no trace of SCP. The autopsy revealed that SCP-2 had died of natural causes.
January 21st, 1945
Unfortunately, it seems that soon I will no longer be able to experiment as I please. We are losing this Great War and I will have to take my leave. However, my time at Auschwitz was not wasted and I'm grateful for that opportunity. My only regret is that I did not stop my delusional colleagues from experimenting on people in addition to Jews.
The second know instance of SCP-2 was the escape artist Joseph Burrus. In 1990, it was performing a buried alive trick in a see-through coffin. While cement was being poured in, the coffin collapsed and crushed SCP-2. To the audience's surprise, SCP-2 was unharmed and then flew away. SCP had manifested on SCP-2 when it was lowered into the ground. It is thought that SCP-2's core belief was "I think I escape, therefore I escape." since it never stayed in one place for long. By 2000, it was too costly to continue attempting to capture it. Since conventional means are ineffective against a Class 7 psychic, the first attempt to terminate it was by exposure to a memetic agent. This resulted in SCP exploding and SCP-2 stumbling for 3 seconds. SCP-2 lost all personality and acted only on instinct, killing 6 personnel before escaping. SCP later manifested on SCP-2 restoring its personality. During the second attempt, SCP-2 was successfully terminated by shooting it the moment SCP exploded.