Agent Romero: Alright get that microphone out of my face and I'll get to business. For the records my name is Chuck Romero. I have been a member of MTF Unit "Epsilon 6", also known as "Village Idiots" for about 3 months. The mission on the 31st of October would be my second mission. The team sent of the formerly mentioned mission included Agents Jason, Fred, Sammy, and Charlie. To my knowledge I am the only one of us that Eta-5 found so far. Now that we have the formalities out of the way, I think it's about time for me to get down to business and start talking right?
Interviewer Dr James: Yes, you may proceed Agent Romero.
Agent Romero: Cool. Then allow me to get to the details. We got the typical call from Site-██ telling us another SCP got out, was heading towards a town called "Virginia City", which was weird because you should know we were in Nevada, not Virgin-
Interviewer Dr James: I apologize for interrupting Agent Romero, but please get back to the point.
Agent Romero: Oh,right. So we got there maybe 30 minutes drive-time and found out some sorta costume contest was goin' on there. That's when we spotted it. We couldn't believe it was in broad daylight either in-front of everyone. Huge crowd surrounding it. Right up on stage was..
(Agent Romero begins to mutter after leaning back in his chair out of the microphone's reach)
(Interviewer Dr James slides the microphone that was on the table closer)
Interviewer Dr James: What did you see Agent Romero?
Agent Romero: 2006
Dr James has not received prior acting courses and could not interview SCP-2006, in his place is Dr Green.
(Dr Green entered the room as SCP-2006 was watching the previously approved 1953 "Monster from Mars", SCP-2006, in the form of Robo-Man, turned to acknowledge Dr Green before she fell back in a false fear.)
Dr Green: Oh no! Not the killer Ro-Man! I'll never get to see my friend 2006 again!
SCP-2006: (laughing) Dr Green! It's just me! I gotcha good!
(At this time SCP-2006 offers an apendage, currently shifted like a Robo-Man hand, to Dr Green. Dr Green faked a flinch before accepting the offer with some false laughter.)
Dr Green: Got me again 2006, you are truly the master of scaring! But I'm afraid I'm not here for our weekly movie-watching, I'm here to discuss last week. (Dr Green pauses) if you'll let me that is.
SCP-2006: Of course Doc! Anything for a fan!
(At this time Dr Green adjusted his tie and got his clipboard and pen to take notes of the encounter.)
Dr Green: Where were you on the night of October 31st?
SCP-2006: I was outside, I found this small town full of nice people and even won some sort of scaring contest! I knew I was the best!
Dr Green: Yes, but do you know the name of the town?
SCP-2006: Oh right! It was called (SCP-2006 pauses, as if to think.) Virginia City? Which doesn't sound right because I swore someone said we were in Nevada.
(Dr Green lets out a small laugh, to which SCP-2006 quickly joins.)
Dr Green: Alright SCP-2006, do you think you could start from the beginning?
SCP-2006: Gladly, but first
(SCP-2006 pauses, after 5 seconds Dr Green slowly leans forward curiously)
Dr Green: first?
(SCP-2006 jumps up and raises it's arms above it's head, similar to a bear.)
SCP-2006: Boo!
(Dr Green falls backwards on the floor, Dr Green later reports that this moment was sincere and not actually acting.)
SCP-2006: I still got it.
Interviewer Dr James: Agent Quinn, it is to our understanding that you are the one who saved Agent Romero from SCP-2006, can you testify the accuracy of this claim?
Agent Quin: I uh, I can sir. Though I'd use the word save loosely.
Interviewer Dr James: Can you elaborate on that statement Agent Quinn?
Agent Quinn: I mean, that guy lost his whole squad and nearly died too, he's probably going to be traumatized for a while after that right?
Interviewer Dr James: I ensure you Agent Quinn that you saved his life, we'll worry about the rest. Now if I may, I'd like to ask you about what you saw when your team landed in Virginia City.
Agent Quinn: Virginia? I thought we were in Nevada.
(At this time Dr James rubs his eyes, then looks back to Agent Quinn with a frown.)
Agent Quinn: Okay, Virginia City. So we had 5 armored vehicles drive into town to see SCP-2006 had taken a form not on it's files. It was in the form of a giant tarantula. Thing had to be at least a good 10 meters tall. When we got there it had already turned a couple dozen buildings into rubble and had killed at least ███ people, what was more horrifying about it was that only a handful or so of the deaths were obviously direct and intentional killings caused by SCP-2006. The rest of those deaths were from rubble when that…thing knocked down buildings or from when it tried to clear it's path on the roads. We opened fire on sight of the thing but it shrugged bullets off like they were water drops. Damn thing didn't even pay attention to us. We started to evac the town and using amnesics, but it got out of control, the thing eventually turned into your typical scary movie characters. I swear to god it only got worse with each form it took. Never knew that clowns could be scary until they rip the squad member 5 feet away from you into pieces.
(At this time Agent Quinn pauses.)
Agent Quinn: About 20 minutes later we bombed part of the town and had an alibi built. As for the townsfolk that survived, we just amnesticised them and prayed for the best.
Dr Green: To my understanding Agent Quinn, SCP-2006 was recorded to take a total of ██ forms, one of which was said to be none other than your ██████, as well as ███-███, is that correct?
Agent Quinn: I'd like to go now.
Dr Green: Okay SCP-2006, now that we know how you got to Virginia City, tell me what you did when you got there.
SCP-2006: Of course! The first thing I did was find someone to scare! I saw someone who was walking down the street so I turned into Robo-Man! I hid behind a tree and jumped out shouting "Boo!", but when I jumped out I saw the person was wearing a creepy ghost mask! I actually got scared!
(Dr Green leaned towards SCP-2006 curiously)
Dr Green: I'd hate to see what could have scared you SCP-2006.
(Without warning SCP-2006 shifts into the form of the "Scream" killer, from the 1996 classic "Scream")
SCP-2006: AUGH!
(Dr Green falls back from his chair and onto the ground, SCP-2006 shifts back to it's "Robo-Man" form, once again helping Dr Green recover and get to his seat.)
Dr Green: What do you…know about this new scary thing?
SCP-2006: Well, I asked the guy who scared me who he is, he says he is "Brian", he's 12 years old, and that he likes to scare people! Seeing as he and I had the same interests I had to ask him if I could come along! He said I could, so I did!
Dr Green: I see, and what did the two of you do together?
SCP-2006: He called it, "Trick or Treating"
Dr Green: You say you saw SCP-2006 on a stage? What was it doing, which form was it in?
Agent Romero: It was in it's typical "Robo-Man" get-up, right up on stage as if nothing was unusual, it was standing by this kid, maybe 10 years old, who was dressed up as that one horror movie killer, Scream. 2006 and the Kid were up on stage for the Halloween Contest. Now I totally get how 2006 won, but how nobody didn't put one plus one together earlier was the real shocker. So after they put this medal on 2006's neck to congratulate him he walked to the edge and starts to stand up and raise his arms.
(Agent Romero demonstrates, by raising his own arms and giving a frown, curling his fingers and baring his teeth)
Agent Romero: Then he goes "Boo!", but instead of screaming or gasping or anything everyone starts fucking cheering. I swear to god I heard Agent Jason fucking whistle and clap. Damn moron.
(Agent Romero pauses, taking a deep breath and wiping at his eyes.)
Agent Romero: 2006 didn't take the lack of fear well and changed forms, turning into a damn spider, but not like an itsy bitsy fairy tale one, more like one of those shitty 60's movies ones, the 50ft looking ones?
Interviewer Dr Jones: Such as the one in "Tarantula"?
Agent Romero: You really think I'm supposed to know the answer to that? Nah, maybe. But we immediately began to open fire, Agents Jason and Charlie ran up to the stage to get the civilians out of danger. SCP-2006, it..it grabbed Agent Jason, tossed him like a fucking stick. Ended up hitting a tree and painted the damn park red with his own blood…it was like it came right out of a…
(Agent Romero goes silent at this time.)
Interviewer Dr Jones: A scary movie?
(Agent Romero nods, Interviewer Dr Jones stands up and scoots his chair into the table.)
Interviewer Dr Jones: That will be all for now Agent Romero. I will let you stay here for a while, I'll be back in one hour to continue. Please inform us if you need anything while I am gone.
Dr Green: That's an odd name, what was this "trick or treating" exactly?
SCP-2006: Well, he said you go to a house, ring the door bell, shout "Trick or treat!" and if you're really scary they give you lots of candy! Imagine that, you get rewarded for being scary!
Dr Green: And did you have any favorite candies to receive?
SCP-2006: They were little triangles and they called them "candy corn"?
(Dr Green makes a note as SCP-2006 spoke, it reads "Buy candy-corn for SCP-2006")
Dr Green: I've made a note of it, we'll make sure to buy you plenty, so how did "trick or treating" go?
(SCP-2006 leaned back in it's chair, then leaned forward again.)
SCP-2006: It went pretty well, but I didn't have a bag, so "Brian" had to hold onto all of my candy for me, did you get any of it?
Dr Green: Of course..we're mailing it to you now, postal service is just a bit slow.
(Dr Green has indeed lied, but had written a note to get more Halloween candy for SCP-2006.)
Dr Green: Now, we were informed you were at a costume party? How did that occur?
SCP-2006: Well, I asked Brian where I can get even more candy, and he said they give lots of candy to the winner! So I entered the contest!
Dr Green: Did you win?
SCP-2006: Almost..
The following interview log has been redacted by 05 command.
Interviewer Dr Jones: Now, I'd like to recap some points of this interview, just to ensure I have the correct details. Is that okay with you Agent Romero?
(Agent Romero nods his head, but does not give a verbal confirmation.)
Interviewer Dr Jones: I need verbal confirmation Agent Romero.
Agent Romero: Yes, I consent to you asking more questions.
Interviewer Dr Jones: The event, it began on October 31st between the times of ██:██ and ██:██, is that correct?
Agent Romero: That sounds correct, yes.
Interviewer Dr Jones: Continuing, the SCP involved was "SCP-2006", no other anomalous items were involved with the situation?
Agent Romero: SCP-2006 was the only recorded SCP, and was the only SCP I witnessed there.
(Interviewer Dr Jones opens a folder and shows Agent Romero a photograph from a traffic camera in the area. Agent Romero immediately slides his chair back and stands up.)
Agent Romero: How'd you get that?
(Two armed guards enter the room and restrain Agent Romero.)
Interviewer Dr Jones: For crimes against the Foundation and Humanity you are under arrest, you will be put on trial by the 05 Council themselves for unnecessary threat to human life, as well as the possible co-operation with the Chaos Insurgency.
(Agent Chuck has multiple broken bones and other injuries at the time of this interview, due to this Agent Chuck was interviewed in the Foundation's Medical Bay.)
Interviewer Dr Jones: Agent Chuck, I'm glad to see you are alive and well, for the record can you tell me why you requested a meeting so urgently?
Agent Chuck: Yeah, it's about 2006. Don't let anyone in it's room. Just trust me, Agent Romero showed him our files on something big.
Interviewer Dr Jones: Something big? You need to be more specific Agent Chuck.
The following information has been redacted by order of 05-7
SCP-2006: So I actually learned a few things from the agents on the way back, would you like to see Dr Green?
(Dr Green gives a nod to SCP-2006, to which SCP-2006 stands up and stares at the camera before taking a form that had not yet been recorded, that of SCP-096, SCP-2006's face is seen by all visual staff, before it turns to Dr Green, who recoils at the sight of SCP-2006. Site-██ reported that SCP-096 breached containment at the same time SCP-2006 was recorded to take it's shape. SCP-096 arrived and killed all staff that witnessed it's face around that time, including Dr Green, SCP-2006 was ignored by SCP-096 for unknown reasons despite clearly stating visual contact.)
SCP-2006: Now THAT is a scary face, this was quite the scare, wasn't it?
(SCP-2006 turned to the camera, tearing it from the wall. SCP-2006 has been missing from containment since this incident.)
05-3: Agents Romero and Quinn, you have both been found guilty of unnecessary killing of civilians, waste of Foundation resources, collaboration with the Chaos Society and other groups of interest, as well as the intentional breaching of 2 dangerous SCPs. You have both been sentenced for immediate extermination. What are your final words Agents?
Agent Romero: I showed you what these things can really do, so I just hope you're scared now, because if you aren't, you will be.
Agent Romero and Agent Quinn were found guilty of privately informing SCP-2006 of multiple Euclid and Keter classed SCPs, allowing it to reach potential threats beyond realistic recontainment. The Foundation has determined that SCP-2006 has learned of SCPs 096, ███, ███, and multiple others, it has been determined that it has not yet learned of [[| SCP-682]. The 05 Council has authorized all termination attempts on SCP-2006 to prevent further loss of life.