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Artist rendition of SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be put in a standard humanoid containment cell when in the 30-day risk-free period after a new host is assimilated by SCP-XXXX. After the 30-day risk-free period, it is to be transported into a cell with no cameras and no windows and one singular Class-D over the age of 50 is to be sent to be assimilated by SCP-XXXX.
Description
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity that is approximately 30 years old, 169 centimeters tall and weighs approximately 65 kilograms with memetic properties and the ability to take over any subject that looks at it after a 30 day period since the last assimilation.
SCP-XXXX can rebuild its host to its preferred form or shape but is restricted to humanoid objects or shapes. All attempts to stop it from assimilating have failed and have even caused it to become more aggravated and take over more than one person at once.
SCP-XXXX is to be allowed to watch a viewing of any carnival performance, most preferably on a VHS tape or CD during weekends in its 30-day risk-free period.
SCP-XXXX is to be told that it is in a mental hospital for something he had done and is to be told that anomalous abilities are just the secondary definition for mental issues as it had never had any formal education outside of its claim of being an alumnus of Clown School.
Discovery
SCP-XXXX was brought to foundation hands after a string of serial disappearances was reported during a time where the circus was in town in ████████. MTF Iota-10 "Damn Feds" was sent to the scene and quickly captured SCP-XXXX while it was mid-assimilation of a worker.
SCP-XXXX was registered as an SCP on the 4th of May 2009.
It is unknown how SCP-XXXX stays alive after maiming and degloving itself and investigation is still ongoing.
Addendums
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr ████████
Foreword: SCP-XXXX at this point is in the 30 day incubation period when it is safe to talk or look at it.
<Begin Log, 10:XX AM>
Interviewer: Good morning.SCP-XXXX: Morning, Doc!
Interviewer: Tell me, where were you created?
SCP-XXXX: I came from Ringling brothers, where else do you think a clown of my caliber came from?
SCP-XXXX: Why? did you think I self-taught myself?
Interviewer: When did you get your anomalous abilities?
SCP-XXXX: Anomalous? is that some kinda greek? well, I can answer your questions still.
SCP-XXXX then has a slight pause
SCP-XXXX: I got them on my way to a circus! Although I'm not sure who did it.
Interviewer: I see, well that concludes all the questions I have for now.
<End Log, 11:XX AM>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX is to be questioned further about the person who gave it their abilities and not to be questioned further on its education.
2nd of May 2009: SCP-XXXX is transported to Site-████
4th of May 2009: Dr ████████ is put as head of SCP-XXXX research.
5th of September 2009: SCP-XXXX takes over a guard's body and kills 6 guards and 2 scientific personnel before being stunned by Sgt. Benry and gets put into a more effective containment chamber
6th of December 2009: SCP-XXXX is found out to be a Prometheus Labs product.
SCP-XXXX was discovered to be given its anomalous traits by Prometheus Labs and turned out to be a weapon used to give Prometheus Labs funding for its anomalous products after a microchip was found inside of SCP-XXXX's skeleton during autopsies which was then remotely overridden to take over people every 30 days and to take on a clown appearance when it was formerly a blank slate to spite the foundation.
Recent Incidents
Details
SCP-XXXX was found unconscious after it had been hit by the television mounted to its wall on its head during a routine patrol.Solution
SCP-XXXX was sent to the infirmary and made a full recovery in a day with help from painkillers.
SCP-XXXX has had its containment chamber's television replaced and more securely put on the wall.
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be constantly monitored 24/7 by a certified security force in reality benders and is to be given anti-memes in the event of someone entering the room without any warning such as in Incident-Log#6854 in order to prevent civilian casualties. In the case of power outages and break-ins of SCP-XXXX's containment area, a security team posing as residents of the apartment is to quickly sedate the subject and to transport them to be amnestied and sent back out to the cities that they are in. Once sent back out, SCP-XXXX is to be checked for signs of damage. The containment area is to be maintained in its current condition at all times.
Personnel over level 2 and certified in dealing with reality bends are allowed to book certain times of residence in SCP-XXXX and to be supplied with M1911 pistols chambered with 45 ACP rounds in case of break-ins as well.
Description
SCP-XXXX is an average storage closet located in █████████, Singapore on the tenth floor in an embassy residence. SCP-XXXX cannot be seen by average people as it affects the way they perceive the room to be just a wall and can only be seen by reality bend certified personnel and or subjects with SCP-714 on their finger. SCP-XXXX cannot be damaged in any way as it fixes itself via anomalous means when not seen by any subject. SCP-XXXX is seemingly "alive" as it can respond to questions via signals that are picked up by satellite dishes. SCP-XXXX contains multiple items that the viewer has a liking to or has a major dislike against, items that were produced are in Testing-Log#2859.
Any attempts to use SCP-XXXX to the viewer's gain has resulted in multiple adverse effects, more details in Testing-Log#2659.
Discovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered after Junior Researcher █████████ invited multiple of his colleagues over who didn't see or acknowledge the room adjacent to the living room and saw the Junior Researcher disappear into the wall who quickly reported it to a recovery team
to try to save Junior Researcher █████████ but they quickly paused after seeing him return with a couple of bottles of Gin by his favorite brand.
SCP-XXXX was then checked by a security division in the area and they quickly classified it as an SCP on the fourth of September 2001 and set up a surveillance ring around the area.
Addendums
Interviewed: Junior Researcher █████████
Interviewer: Dr ██████
<Begin Log, 10:XX AM>
Interviewer: Good morning.
Junior Researcher █████████: 'Morning.
Interviewer: Tell me, how did you find the SCP?
Junior Researcher █████████: I found it after reaching the place I was staying in.
Interviewer: I see, how did you not find it weird that it had your favorite items?
Junior Researcher █████████: Well, the owner told me what drinks I wanted and I told him that I wanted some gin by my favorite brand!
Interviewer: I see, well that concludes all the questions I have for now.
<End Log, 11:XX AM>
Closing Statement: None.
SCP-XXXX is no longer to be used as a method to gain items that will be used for the benefit of the Foundation as it will backfire spectacularly. More information in Testing-Log#2659/
Testing log 2659
Subject:
Sgt. Rogers
Protocol:
Was given SCP-714 to walk inside and check the items.
Results:
Multiple stuffed bears were inside with the words "For, my little sweetheart" stitched onto them. Sgt. Rogers then took them and stuffed them into his luggage.
Subject:
Dr. █████████
Protocol
The subject was given SCP-714 and was told to check the inside of the storage closet.
Results:
Multiple pictures of a dramatic car wreck were inside the room, Dr. █████████ picked up one of the photos and entered into a state of depression for the next 2 weeks following.
Subject:
D-1851
Protocol:
The subject was told to check inside the closet after being made to think that its most wanted item was an "SCP-682 killer" after being given SCP-714.
Result:
Multiple 10 inches long 50 caliber bullets made of an unknown material were produced, D-1851 was told to fire it at SCP-682 and killed SCP-682, however, immediately after D-1851 transmuted into an entity that was an exact reproduction of SCP-682 with the same personality traits.
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard 10-meter X 10-meter bathroom and is only allowed to be used by Scientific Personnel with Level 2 Clearance and is to be guarded by at least one Security Personnel at all times and is to be covered by a tarp at all times except during tests. The entrance of SCP-XXXX's room is to be only allowed during tests as well. The room must be cleaned daily with at least two Class-D personnel to ensure no contamination occurs with one of the Class-D supervising with a standard-issue Glock-19 pistol, which is to be loaded with only two rounds in the event that the cleaning Class-D takes a bath in the oil.
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in the 200 kilometre vicinity of a bathtub in the foundation to prevent breach of the oil.
Description
SCP-XXXX is a standard bathtub weighing approximately 10 kilograms with a seemingly infinite supply of oil inside of it. SCP-XXXX resembles a bathtub from the 18th century in what looks like brand new condition and made with steel and birch wood.
When a subject enters SCP-XXXX and takes a bath in the oil, they will exhibit no anomalous effects other than the oil not evaporating or washing off. These effects remain until it starts to rain, with the Subjects now classified as SCP-XXXX-3 exhibiting an innate desire to walk out into the rain while chanting "Oil floats on water, Cover yourself in oil, wait till it rains, fly."
After SCP-XXXX-3 enters the rainfall, they will begin to hover and their face will begin to distort into what is known as a "Trollface" which is a distorted smile with squinted eyes, resembling an image from 2010 "Rage comics" when they will start chanting "You Mad?" in a snarky fashion, intended to anger anybody who hears it, this, in turn, causes the onlookers to look on at the subject.
Once the onlookers make eye contact with the SCP-XXXX-3 in this state, they will start to have their face distort into a face similar to the troll face, except with features resembling someone raging and they will start screaming profanities, namely, "Fuck".
Once the rainfall stops, SCP-XXXX-3 will start to descend, with their face gradually returning to normal, although there are side effects that occur, namely homicidal tendencies. These last a month at most, with the only exception coming from a subject referred to as "SCP-XXXX-2" also known by his online alias, "Whynne", with the effects lasting 10 years, since 2010 which was when he created the "Meme".
Oil dripping off of the affected Subject will spread to any bathtubs that have a single ounce of the oil inside of them.
Discovery
SCP-XXXX was discovered upon multiple homicide reports and reports of someone floating from Chicago, Illinois four days after field agents were sent to investigate after these sightings. (There was talk on online forums about covering yourself in oil with photos of people flying around the city).
SCP-XXXX was found in possession of a citizen (Later classified SCP-XXXX-2 after he exhibited anomalous properties for a prolonged amount of time), who was later taken into Foundation custody along with SCP-XXXX after being found by an agent while they were investigating the root area of the anomaly, finding SCP-XXXX-2 next to a corpse later identified as Addison Gabriel Shoemaker, while humming the tune of "Ruler of everything" by Tally Hall which is frequently affiliated to the "Trollface" in modern meme culture
SCP-XXXX-2 showed slight resistance to Foundation Agents but eventually gave up after being shot in the thigh by Agent Anne Anderson, dropping the murder weapon in the process. SCP-XXXX-2 afterward denied all claims about murdering Addison Shoemaker while claiming that he had found that his bathtub was filled with oil and all attempts at washing out the oil had failed, so he had to take a bath with the oil.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-2
Interviewer: Dr ██████
<Begin Log, 10:XX AM>
Interviewer: Good morning.
SCP-XXXX-2: 'Morning.
Interviewer: Tell me, how did you decide to hop into the bath?
SCP-XXXX-2: I needed to bathe somehow.
Interviewer: I see, why bathe in oil, though?
SCP-XXXX-2: Well, it seemed funny at the time
Interviewer: I see, well that concludes all the questions I have for now.
<End Log, 11:XX AM>
Closing Statement: Subject seems to exhibit no properties when being interview.
Addendum-XXXX-2A
SCP-XXXX has been reclassified to Keter after an incident involving an oil spill caused multiple deaths after staff on the ship started committing homicide in the Gulf Sea, SCP-XXXX is now to be kept in a room with at least one bathtub in the 200 kilometre area of the SCP.
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