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SCP-XXXX-J
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J-1 has been safely contained at Dr. Lloyd Jenkins' house with an electric shock collar. SCP-XXXX-J-1 is to be kept at Doctor Lloyd Jenkins' house at all times. Just never let him leave. And if he does leave never ever let him near another Foundation site.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an image of Doctor Lloyd Jenkins' dog, [REDACTED]1, hereafter SCP-XXXX-J-1 . SCP-XXXX-J is a visual memetic agent that only affects individuals who have seen SCP-XXXX-J-1 in person. The effect causes an individual to customize their personal belongings with SCP-XXXX-J. This includes wall paintings, desktop backgrounds, calendars, mugs, t-shirts, etc. There are currently 9 instances of SCP-XXXX-J in Doctor Lloyd Jenkins' office (not including each separate calendar month). There is no known cure for exposure.
SCP XXXX-J first came to the attention of the Foundation in 2014. The image was quite popular among Doctor Lloyd Jenkins' friend group, so he decided to upload it to Ifunny in hopes of becoming an internet sensation. However, nothing remarkable happened. Doctor Lloyd Jenkins subsequently discovered the image's anomalous properties, shifting the blame for his internet failure off of himself.
A custom mug in Dr. Lloyd Jenkins' office. He's had it for 3 months and it still hasn't been used yet.
Addendum: On 4/5/2017 a massive containment breach of SCP-XXXX-J occured on Site 127's annual bring your pet to work day. An estimated 56% of site personnel were exposed to SCP-XXXX-J-1. Within a week of the initial breach the following customized orders were placed by site staff:
25 calendars
17 hats
48 post it note packets
14 t-shirts
46 rolls of tp
9 mugs
12 paintings
32 wallet pictures
7 wallets
3 tattoos
1 tombstone (pre-ordered)
E-mails Concerning Site 127 Containment Breach:
From: ███████ ████████, Head of Ethics Committee
To: T█████ F████████, Site 127 Director
Re: SCP-XXXX-JCould you guys at Site 127 stop sending us that stupid dog picture. I opened my inbox this morning to find 18 different pictures of your site's new cafeteria mural. I shouldn't have to say it but these are not proper requests for ethics review.
Additionally, no-one want to see that tattoo on D-6783's [DATA EXPUNGED]. (Was that even consensual? How do you even get a tattoo there?)
Regards,
███████ ████████
From: T█████ F████████, Site 127 Director
To: ███████ ████████, Head of Ethics Committee
Re: SCP-XXXX-JI don't see any problem with my staff's behavior. SCP-XXXX-J is memetic but it's not hazardous. Besides, I talked with Doctor Lloyd Jenkins about it and he feels like he's finally done something successful in his life.
Regards,
T█████ F████████
From: ███████ ████████, Head of Ethics Committee
To: T█████ F████████, Site 127 Director
Re: SCP-XXXX-JFirstly, SCP-XXXX-J may not be hazardous but it has become painful to look at.
Secondly, being successful doesn't mean you deserve it.
Thirdly, if something is successful, but it also makes the O5 council mad, it isn't actually successful.
Fourthly, the O5 have voted, image spam of SCP-XXXX-J is to stop immediately.
Failure of cessation will result in removal of site 127's annual pajama day.
Regards,
███████ ████████
From: T█████ F████████, Site 127 Director
To: ███████ ████████, Head of Ethics Committee
Re: SCP-XXXX-JRegards,
T█████ F████████
P.S. Is it really too expensive for the Foundation to purchase Photoshop? It took me two hours to make that in Gimp 2 and I'm still not satisfied with that O.
Following the assassination of T█████ F████████ Site 127 descended into an anarchy fueled civil war.
Communication channels were cut, and, as far as the rest of the Foundation was concerned, everything had returned to normal.
