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Item #: SCP-5968

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5968 is to be kept in a 20' long by 20' wide by 40' tall containment cell, bottomed by a trampoline, and a human size crawl space above. In event of said trampoline breaking, staff will escort standard 1 class-D personnel into the crawl space, opening a small trapdoor, lowering them into the cell, then promptly shutting and locking the trapdoor. The class-D should be equipped with tools for repair, and will be reminded to never stop jumping. In the case of death, staff will repeat the process until completion.
Description: SCP-5968 is a humanoid with the fur, ears, and face of a common rabbit, wearing common circus clown attire. SCP-5968 is around 6'3" tall, and weighs around 130 lbs. SCP-5968's fur is white, with occasional black or brown spots. Attempts to kill, incapacitate, and wound have thus far failed.
Attempts to communicate with SCP-5968 have proved inconclusive, with SCP-5968 responding to simple requests, commands, and greetings, though not responding to/not understand more complex things, such as discussions. Note that even though SCP-5968 can respond and understand requests and commands, does not mean that SCP-5968 will follow them.
SCP-5968 will attempt to kill any organic being that does not "Have fun and bounce with him." Subjects tested have approximately 5 standard minutes to comply before SCP-5968 will attack. SCP-5968 will not attack hares or rabbits, but will attack any other organic being that does not bounce.
SCP-5968 has seemingly unlimited energy, and tests to determine if this is fact or not have proven inconclusive, due to human error, I.E. falling asleep, boredom, and other factors.
SCP-5968 constantly holds a 31-Inch long fire axe, with a rubber handle, named SCP-5968-1. SCP-5968 uses SCP-5968-1 to kill subjects that do not comply with bouncing. Tests to seperate SCP-5968 and SCP-5968-1 have failed.