Dropkick500 SCP Drafts
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept behind a perimeter fencing that is 10 meters in width, 25 meters in length, and 2.5 meters in height. At least two foundation personnel are to be patrolling this perimeter at all times, and must wear anti-memetic gear during their shift. Any persons approaching SCP-XXXX are to be redirected away from SCP-XXXX and administered Class B amnestics.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard tennis court measuring 8.23 meters in width and 23.77 meters in length located on the near outskirts of the relatively small town of ████████, ██. Upon being exposed to SCP-XXXX, subjects exhibit an urge to play a game of tennis, which increases incrementally depending on the span of time the said subjects are exposed to SCP-XXXX. Upon two subjects initiating a game of tennis, the two subjects consider the game to have a winning score of 4124, and will play to the winning score until one or both subjects expire. Subjects which enter SCP-XXXX exhibit rather immaculate skills in the game, showing techniques used by more professional players, despite most subjects having no prior knowledge of how to play tennis. Upon removal of one subject, both subjects will become unconscious until placed back within SCP-XXXX's perimeter. Upon removal of both subjects, they will immediately expire. Upon removal of one subject and then administration of class B amnestics, the subject remaining in the court will awaken and inquire for a new partner, which is also synonymous with death of one subject. Only one effective means of keeping the players nourished during a game to avoid expiration inside SCP-XXXX has been developed at the time of writing. (██/██/██)

Addendum XXXX-A: Several tests have been carried out since the foundation's discovery of SCP-XXXX.