Item #: SCP-3856
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Mu-28α ("Salsa Dancers") is to monitor the internet for any references to a "Casa del Taco" restaurant chain, as well as any suspicious job listings from the taxi service [DATA EXPUNGED]. If any listings become available, an Automated Delivery Vehicle (ADV) is to be dispatched at the soonest possibility. If a human driver takes the job, protocol 3856-Beta is to be initiated and C-Class Amnestics are to be applied. If a delivery has been made to an unspecified location, assume [DATA EXPUNGED] and begin quarantine immediately. Please note that members Mobile Task Force Mu-28β ("Pie Slicers") are considered of equal authority excluding contradictory orders, in which case members of MTF Mu-28α take priority.
Addendum-3856-1 █-█-201█: In this case the truth of the matter is easier to swallow than the lie. When referring to outbreaks caused by SCP-3856, call them what they are: outbreaks of Salmonella. We don't want another "Ebola Incident" on our hands. ~Dr. Rhummhaven
Description: SCP-3856 is a chain of restaurants in the United States known locally as "Casa del Taco". Unlike contemporary "Tex-Mex eateries", "Casa del Taco" provides a home delivery service not unlike a pizza delivery chain such as ███ or ███. The restaurant was founded in 1979 by a Juan E. Hernandez and his brother-in-law Martin H. Gutierro amidst the mass emigration of the late 70's and early 80's. According to their official website, "My brother and I saw families without homes, families without jobs, families who had not eaten a proper quesadilla in months. We dedicated our lives to this need, and you can still find the same great service today at Casa del Taco: 'Where mi Casa es su Casa!™'". The website, located at [DATA EXPUNGED], contains a variety of relevant information, including the menu, service hours, and an automated phone service provided by [REDACTED] that redirects a caller to "the closest available driver available in your area". When called, the number connects to a random individual, presumed to be at least sixteen (16) years of age or above, with the highest estimated age recorded being approximately sixty-three (63) and the mean age being thirty (30). These individuals, first designated as SCP-3865-01, will respond within five to six (5-6) minutes, beginning in most cases with the phrase, "Hola, this is Casa Del Taco," followed by a short phrase semantically similar to "How may I serve you today?". In the case that an instance of SCP-3856-01 cannot be reached, a pre-recorded message will state, "We're sorry. A driver is not available for delivery at this time. Please hold." and music of vaguely hispanic origin will loop until the caller hangs up or a connection is acquired. See Interview Logs designated with "3856" for details.
[> Interviewed: Male instance of 3856-01, assumed to be under 18 years of age at the time.
Interviewer: Dr. Rhummhaven, then Assistant researcher for Dr. ████ on project ██████.
Foreword: Dr. Rhummhaven had recently found an advertisement for the "Casa del Taco" restaurant chain, and, assuming it to be a prank from his Co-workers called the number and recorded the following using
<Begin Log, [optional time info]>
Interviewer: [speech]
Person: [speech]
[Repeat as necessary]
<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
SCP-3428 shortly before containment.
Item #: SCP-3428
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Under no circumstances are unauthorized personnel to be allowed access to the button. Access to the button must be authorized by at least three (3) seperate members of the O5 council, as well as by the Head Project Researcher, Dr. Rhummhaven. In addition, authorizations must be confirmed in person and analyzed on a case by case basis, to both discourage unnecessary requests, and to provide fewer opportunities for accidental presses to occur.
SCP-3428 is to be sealed in an airtight, humidity controlled room (or vault) ██ feet below the lowest level of the object storage wing of Site-█. The entrance should be disguised as a normal storage unit, with no less than two (2) armed guards in front of the vault itself. In addition, Site-█ has been retrofitted to be a backup storage facility, and as such knowledge of the specific door providing access is given on a need to know basis only.
Within the room itself, the button is to placed flat on the floor, as an elevated surface leaves it open to falling off. In addition, the walls of the room have been fortified with the most advanced materials available to the Foundation, including anomalous materials, such as [DATA EXPUNGED]. These include Mk.█ Scranton reality anchors.
The only way down to the vault are via a long series of stairs. This is intended to even further deter access to the vault. Ample testing facilities are provided at the base of the stairs off of the hallway containing the vault.
If any individual no longer requires knowledge of the button, Class-█ Amnestics are to be used, with selected memories being modified to remove the idea that such an anomaly would occur. An antimemetic agent has been added to this page towards that effect.
In addition, the SCP number will be changed to reflect the counter on the front. As the object was discovered later in the foundation’s operations, the 3 in front of the 428 has no significance.
At any point that a button press has been suspected, even with the slightest suspicion, or the number on the counter changes or is suspected to have changed in anyway, contact project Head Researcher Dr. Rhummhaven immediately.
Description: SCP-3428 is a small red button similar to those made by the █████ company. However, in place of the company logo, a small flip counter is installed, denoting the number of times the button has been pressed.
When the button is pressed, all atoms in the universe unbond and release their energy, effectively destroying everything in existence. This also affects unreal objects, antimatter, all known Anomalous materials, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. After an unknown period of time, the universe will coalesce back into atoms, and history will proceed as normal until the point the button would have been pressed, at which point the button will never have been pressed in the first place. It is currently unknown whether the button simply prevents itself from being pushed, or if reality and historical events are rewritten in such a way that the button was never pushed in the first place.
In addition, the most important piece of documentation related to the SCP-object at the time the button was pressed are carried with the object as documentation into the next timeline. This has included both physical and digital documentation, and such documentation has been designated SCP-3428-1 through SCP-3428-██.
All additional documents included with SCP-3428 can be found in a filing cabinet just outside of the room containing the object itself.
Such documents include:
- The original receipt from the ███████ general store. Foundation research has shown that such a store never existed, or was ever licensed by █████.
- A family photo including the button in the background.
- A previous version of this file.
- A video, as well as several readings taken during Foundation experiments, assumed to be taken from multiple button presses.
- ██ clips from security footage of individuals with the button in their possession tripping and falling, █ of whom were foundation personnel.
- Previous SCP-3428 documentation that indicates the button was originally believed to simply create documentation of itself out of thin air, which included plans to use it as a research aid for other SCP-objects. This also included a test on SCP-682, during which [DATA EXPUNGED].
- A short, hand drawn animation of [REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL], [DATA EXPUNGED], and laughing. Investigations into a possible connection with SCP-███ are currently ongoing.
Addendum 3428-i-3428:
As you may have guessed, SCP-3428 was NOT discovered "later in the Foundation's operations". SCP-3428 was, in fact, one of the first SCP objects to be discovered. As of this writing, the button has been pressed a total of 3,427 times. Clearly, this is a major threat to the information security of the button, and as such, a revised version of the Special Containment Procedures should include a permanent re-designation as object 3428. In reality, the button has been pressed a total of (update number here) times.
In addition, the entire file has been written in such a way that a sense of secrecy is imparted, without adding a heightened sense of curiosity. The button is to be on the same level of mundane danger as a Man Who Can Walk Through Walls or an http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076. This is not to be on the level of [REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL].
It has been theorized many times that the button simply does generate paperwork, and that all other effects are memetic in nature. However, the presence of the animation containing the delightful [REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL] disagrees with this theory, and frankly, the consequences of pressing the button are too high to test.
Now that I have concluded this writing I will Press The Button to preserve this informtio
Item #: SCP-4845
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4845 is to be contained within D-class Cafeteria 4 at Site-19. No more than 3 individual colonies are to be allowed outside of testing procedures, and each Thursday is to be designated as "Home Town Country Cookin' Night" [sic] to promote colony activity for further analysis. In addition, one barrel of contaminated fryer grease is to be kept in the freezer for preservation, and 2 barrels of uncontaminated oil are to be kept on hand both for the aforementioned Thursday night protocols, and in emergency case of low colony health. Under no circumstance is any food to leave Cafeteria 4, and weekly surveys are to be taken site-wide by cafeteria going personnel to monitor for anomalous levels of food greasiness.
Description: SCP-4845 is a colony
Item #: SCP-4124
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:SCP 4124 is to be put in the standard item storage facility of the common wing it is at. If you want to access it ask Dr. Rhummhaven or the current head of security for that site. IF the Head of Security for that site has died/changed/become otherwise unavailable, the new Head of Security is to always report requests to Dr. Rhummhaven. SCP-4124 is to only be used for routine execution of D-class with researcher permission. As of date-date-date, testing has concluded as the properties of said object are well understood and any untested scenarios have been shown to follow standard logic in almost all% of cases.
Description: SCP-4124 is literally weight loss pills that, when taken, cause the nearest person to you to preform a decapitation. ID the decapitator has no sharp object nearby, the sharpest object will be anomalously elongated and sharpened to that of a long blade/katana, and used to decapitate the weight loser. if note is that the pills also memetically impart the decapitator with the required sword fighting knowledge and skill to preform such a decapitation, and neither the skill nor anomalously sharpened objects return to their normal state after decapitation. In certain instances the tool becomes useful as a hidden weapon, such as with pens, whereupon the "blade" retracts into the handle anomalously upon click of the button.
The baottle has no properties weird. It refills every so often (every day if pills removed not consumed and once decapitation occurs a new pill returns to the bottle.) it looks like a melatonin bottle or whatever. Backside of the label, when X-rayed or seen when all pills are removed, says, "Cut off your head!"
The front asks, "Want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat?"
Also viewers describve the subject as very ugly upon their taking of the pill, and that becomes the reason for the murder. This does not persist as no cimpulsion remains after the decapitation , so normal guilt is able to set in.
Consuming smaller portions of the powder inside the capsules result in smaller portions of the head being cut off, with small enough portions resulting in getting a haircut. The label also recommend you take the full dose to prevent complications or whatever
Ingredients are whatever
Addendum about the interview log and the d class i kill having been a mass murderer.
Addendum about the head of security hearing of it then the site director requesting a new mtf group. They become secret service like mtf, as bodyguards and/or sword or midieval anomaly capture, except they have the abilities internet neckbeards wish they had. Maybe do tests on the implications of this.
Expiriment with the upgrade machine: 1:1 makes you float a certain amount
Refined cause fat removal surgery instead of decapitation
rough is it getting hit with a hammer
coarse releases the memetic whatsit idk
Item #: SCP-4—-
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: No photographs, recordings, or acurate depictions of SCP-4- are to be kept outside of testing, and individuals who have seen SCP-4- or the affected media are to be given amnestic therapy as per standard cognitohazard containment procedure. Those currently undergoing or who have previously undergone SCP-4- related treatment, as well as those suspescted to be affected (containment monitors, researchers, etc) are to be kept in line of sight at all times. At no point outside of testing are SCP-4- or photographs thereof to be looked at intently, as even memory has been shown to cause its primary anomalous effect to occur. Exposure to the object is to be minimized to prevent this.
Description: SCP-4- is a blackened humanoid corpse in a permanent state of half decay. Markedly, the eyes and teeth remain intact despite the object's advanced state of decomposition. When SCP-4- is able to be easily perceived and/or is beheld by a human being for 30 seconds, it will appear to raise its head to stare at the viewer. Regardless of the number of people viewing the object simultaneously, each individual perceives it as staring at them. When SCP-4- has been observed for approximately 60 seconds, the corpse will appear to stand of its own volition, and will move around. This however has proven to be false. When an individual perceives the object for 60 seconds, the first individual to perceive it will move to its location and pantomime movement, similar to a puppetmaster controlling a puppet. An individual that perceives the corpse for under a minute will be able to clearly see this in action until the 60 second mark has been reached. This affect appears to be compulsory, and individuals under SCP-4-'s influence are unaware of this fact, even if it has been made known to them prior. If the affected individual is not in the same room as SCP-4—- at the time of infection, they will proceed as directly to it as possible, and upon ceasing to be observed by another person will reappear in the closest line of sight to the object. At this point the infection will continue as normal. It is unknown whether or not the affect is caused by the corpse itself or another, unknown entity, as the corpse has been shown to be completely inert when left alone. Upon
Addendum
Addendum
Per 
