Item #: SCP-3229
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the size and nature of SCP-3229 it is impossible to relocate the main entity into a containment facility, therefore a standard chain link fence has been constructed as a perimeter, and signs stating the building designated as SCP-3229 has been condemned have been posted to reduce public suspicion. Surveillance cameras have been installed to keep watch on every possible entrance to SCP-3229 as well as inside SCP-3229 to maintain watch on anomalous entities within. Under the event that outside personnel attempt to intrude on SCP-3229’s containment they are to be promptly subdued and administered an amnestic memory-wipe agent to remove any knowledge of SCP-3229. The humanoid entities within SCP-3229 (hereby referred to as SCP-3229-1, SCP-3229-2 and SCP-3229-3) have so far shown zero intent to leave the confines of SCP-3229, however armed foundation personnel are to be stationed outside of SCP-3229 in the case of a containment breach. Anomalous entities within SCP-3229 each have unique means of suppression in cases of aggressive behavior.
SCP-3229-1 is affected by standard tear gas used in riot scenarios, the gas is to be administered as means of subjugation to allow relocation of SCP-3229-1 or in defense of foundation personnel.
SCP-3229-2 has shown no signs of violent intent towards foundation personnel across all testing, however tests have shown that SCP-3229-2 is effectively subjugated with use of controlled electric shocks.
SCP-3229-3 seems to stop any advances whether malicious or otherwise if the victim states denial in a stern manner, SCP-3229-3 does not seem to only adhere to a specific phrase as long as it's understood to be a statement of denial. SCP-3229-3 appears to have understanding of several languages including English, German, French, Spanish, Japanese, and Chinese, it is not yet known if this is the full extent of SCP-3229-3’s understanding.
Description: SCP-3229 is a 9 story apartment building located in ██████, ██████, Canada. The external and internal appearance of SCP-3229 is fairly ordinary compared to surrounding buildings with only minor signs of disrepair. Electrical and water systems are fully functional and the building itself has not proven to possess any anomalous qualities.
SCP-3229-1 appears to be an adult male human between the ages of 20-30, and is approximately 2m in length. It possess a long brown beard and has always been seen fully naked. Recorded explorations of SCP-3229 by D-Class personnel have confirmed that SCP-3229-1 is constantly screaming, and has been seen running around SCP-3229 at speeds of 50 mph. SCP-3229-1 does not appear to understand any human speech or simply ignores it. Upon noticing living entities not native to SCP-3229 it attacks them on sight, charging with its arms flailing and strikes with bare fists. SCP-3229-1’s anomalous effects seem to purely be in its own defenses, being unaffected by standard ballistic shells shot from a firearm, only able to be harmed by sensory irritants (see Special Containment Procedures).
SCP-3229-2 is a vaguely humanoid figure of unknown species, Standing at 1.5m in length it has been seen to “wear” a denim jacket and denim pants. It is not yet known if these adornments are clothing or an organic part of SCP-3229-2’s body due to all personnel being unable to make physical contact and any and all objects attempting to touch SCP-3229-2 simply phase through it like a mist. SCP-3229-2’s face, if it has one, is always obstructed by long black hair approximately the same length as its body. SCP-3229-2 moves throughout SCP-3229 at all times, only changing direction when met with an obstacle and appears to float above the ground at about 3 inches. Contact with SCP-3229-2 has so far all failed as SCP-3229-2 shows no interest in foundation personnel, however it is not yet fully understood if this is purposeful ignorance or simple unconsciousness.
SCP 3229-3 has the appearance of a 50 year old man at the height of 1.6m with an average build and mostly normal qualities, except for its head which is completely clear of all facial features. Despite its lack of a face SCP-3229-3 noticeably wears large circular eyeglasses in place of where its eyes should be. Other clothing includes brown dress pants and a beige shirt covered by a brown cardigan. SCP-3229-3 appears to be fully capable of speech and can speak and understand several human languages. SCP-3229-3 tends to stay confined in its apartment room under a sleep-like dormant state. This is unless an entity non native to SCP-3229 enters the building, it is then when SCP-3229-3 awakens and actively pursues the entity at constant speeds of 2 mph. Upon approaching the entity it will make contact by speaking the phrase “I want you to have these” in the native language of the entity, it is unknown how SCP-3229-3 is aware of the language to speak, SCP-3229-3 then produces a can of mixed nuts, the can is branded as ██████ and is produced of mainly tin. Surveillance during testing with SCP-3229-3 has shown that SCP-3229-3 is able to produce the cans infinitely out of its pockets, due to it never taking a can from its apartment room and its pockets simply being too small to contain the can. The cans produced by SCP-3229-3 are referred to as SCP-3229-3-1 but have shown no anomalous properties. SCP-3229-3-1 is labeled as mixed nuts with amounts of 56 oz but upon inspection only contains Brazil nuts, and only filling about 1 fifth of the can.
Addendum: Authorized personnel may refer to the below documents for recorded transcripts of exploration experiments I-III
Exploration I: D-10455 has been designated to enter and walk throughout SCP-3229 in attempt to make contact with SCP-3229-1. D-10455 is equipped with a can of mace as well as a clipboard with a list of phrases.
(D-10455 opens the doors to SCP-3229 and walks inside.)
D-10455: What’s so special about this place Doc? This is just some old apartment building.
Dr.██████: Please refrain from asking questions and continue to the elevator down the hall.
(D-10455 follows instructions and makes it to the elevator, presses the button and steps inside.)
D-10455: What floor do I go to now?
Dr.██████: Press the 5th floor button.
(D-10455 presses the button and waits as he reaches floor 5.)
D-10455: Is that some guy screaming?
Dr.██████: Please confirm what you hear and see.
D-10455: Uh, alright I hear some dude screaming down the halls, I don’t see nothin though.
Dr.██████: Walk towards the sound and tell me what you see.
D-10455: You want me to go towards that guy? He sounds crazy man! What am I supposed to do mace him?
Dr.██████: 10455 as I said before continue walking and stop the questions.
D-10455: Alright, geez.
(D-10455 continues down the hall until SCP-3229-1 turns a corner and stops to stare at him.)
D-10455: Hey! Doc who the hell is this guy!?
Dr.██████: Confirm what you see.
D-10455: It's the screaming guy- wait he's naked, the hell?
Dr.██████: Prepare your mace in case it charges. You have permission to spray it.
D-10455: OH CRAP!
(D-10455 becomes inaudible as the screaming grows louder and SCP-3229-1 charges the camera, the footage becomes shaky but D-10455 manages to spray SCP-3229-1 with the mace subduing it.)
Dr.██████: What happened 10455?
D-10455: That naked bastard rushed me man! Now he's just laying there on the ground.
Dr.██████: Please read out the first phrase on your list.
D-10455: Alright uh, What are you?
(SCP-3229-1 continues its screaming despite covering its face.)
Dr.██████: Speak the second phrase.
D-10455: Why are you attacking?
(SCP-3229-1 continues to ignore D-10455.)
Dr.██████: Third phrase.
D-10455: What is this place?
(SCP-3229-1 again, ignores D-10455.)
Dr.██████: Alright, this isn’t getting anywhere, please leave the building now.
D-10455: Thank god.
D-10455 exits SCP-3229 without harm.
Exploration II: D-12221 is designated to explore SCP-3229 and attempt to make contact with SCP-3229-2. D-12221 is equipped with a standard electric cattle prod for means of protection.
D-12221 walks inside SCP-3221 without asking questions, perhaps due to the previous conversation with Dr.████████ concerning her [REDACTED].
Dr.████████: Enter the first elevator and proceed to floor 6.
(D-12221 does so quietly but with slight nervousness.)
Dr.████████: Keep walking until you see something inordinary then report.
D-12221: Alright.
(D-12221 walks through the halls when SCP-3229-2 is seen in front of her moving moving towards the camera.)
Dr.████████: What do you see?
D-12221: Some guy wearing denim, real long hair, I think he's… floating?
Dr.████████: Please read off the first phrase on your list.
D-12221: What are you?
(SCP-3229-2 is silent and continues forward, D-12221 moves out of the way as SCP-3229-2 moves past her.)
Dr.████████: Next phrase.
D-12221: What is this place?
(SCP-3229-2 is silent, again and turns the corner, D-12221 is instructed to follow it, but when she turns the corner SCP-3229-2 is nowhere in sight.)
Dr.████████: We’ve lost it. Alright, exit the building.
(D-12221 exits SCP-3229 without harm.)
Exploration III: D-10085 is a 44 year old African American male with no remarkable physical or psychological background. D-10085 is equipped with a camcorder and audio headset as well as a clipboard with a list of phrases. (See Exploration log I) D-10085 is designated to enter SCP-3229 and attempt to make contact with SCP-3229-3
(D-10085 enters the building and is told to travel to the elevator and reach the third floor and wait.)
D-10085: So y’all jokers just want me to stand here like an idiot?
Dr.████████: Please refrain from questions and stand there until you notice something unusual.
D-10085: Ya whatever you say doc.
(D-10085 stands, waiting for about 12 minutes when SCP-3229-3 begins to walk down the hall.)
D-10085: There's some old dude walking towards me, is this one of you guys? Wait…. The hell? This guy ain't got no face!
Dr.████████: Confirm what you see.
D-10085: Uh its some old guy, maybe 50? 60? I dunno, and he aint got a face man!
(SCP-3229-3 stands in front of D-10085 and speaks aloud, presenting a can of mixed nuts.)
SCP-3229-3: I want you to have these.
Dr.████████: Deny it.
D-10085: I don’t want any of your nuts man get outta here!
(D-10085 has slight panic in his voice. SCP-3229-3 places the can back within its pocket.)
Dr.████████: Read off the first phrase.
D-10085: What are you?
SCP-3229-3: My name is [REDACTED], who are you?
Dr.████████: Do not answer it. Read the second phrase.
D-10085: What is this place?
SCP-3229-3: It is my home.
Dr.████████: Fascinating… Next phrase 10085.
D-10085: What is it you want me to have?
SCP-3229-3: A present, from my [REDACTED]
Dr.████████: Enough questions, head back to the elevator and make sure it does not follow you in.
(D-10085 leaves SCP-3229 unharmed.)






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