SCP-XXXX

Item#: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid Sexy

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is kept in a 5 m by 5 m room with no furniture except a television with only teletubbies on 24/6. He isn't allowed to watch on Sundays he needs a break from electronics and play with Dr. Gerbil. Will be punished if SCP-XXXX-J makes fun of Dr. Gerbil again.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a male part also known as the pp. It appears to be 6 inch long pp but no one wants to go near it and take the time to measure it. SCP-XXXX-J is white but not like tan just white the color white. SCP-XXXX-J knows basic English but chooses to curse most of the time. Has made Dr. Gerbil cry 15 23 38 times. He hates bath time.