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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: SafeBIG KETER
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be contained in a standard issue 8 crayon packet surrounded by SPECIFICALLY red, orange, maroon, blue, purple, pink and green crayons in a secure storage unit at Site-██.If these containment procedures are breached, SCP-XXXX-J will enter an agitated state and will be highly hostile towards all life, more specifically, humans and may cause an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario. Due to Incident-XXXX-1, Testing of SCP-XXXX-J is suspended until further notice
Prior to interaction, all personnel entering the containment cell must be wearing blast suits - as SCP-XXXX-J is agile, vicious and at all times, extremely explosive. After exiting SCP-XXXX-Js containment area, this suits must be dissolved in fluoroantimonic acid, all remnants of the suits must be incinerated at temperatures no lower than 15000 degrees Celsius or 27032 degrees Fahrenheit. This is due to the possibility of SCP-XXXX-J remnants on the suit after contact. All equipment used in tests must also be incinerated after use. If a breach occurs, all available MTF units are to converge on SCP-XXXX-J, if the onsite MTF units fail to contain SCP-XXXX-J, onsite thermonuclear warheads will be detonated.
The temperature in the containment cell must be kept at a temperature of -23 degrees Celsius or -9.4 degrees Fahrenheit, this temperature is ideal because SCP-XXXX-J expresses displeasure after temperatures drop below freezing. and we like to mess with him.
If SCP-XXXX-J gains access to supplementary wax, god help us all.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is yellow crayon of undetermined origins. The subject is approximately 89mm or 3.5 inches long and 3mm or 0.12 inches wide. SCP-XXXX-J posses no additional features and is just a plain old crayon. However, SCP-XXXX-J is sentient and thought to have an IQ of over 200. Other than sentience, SCP-XXXX-J posses the ability to spontaneously combust, the ability to cause an explosion with the force of a M67 hand grenade, the ability thrive in heat below a temperature of 15000 degrees celsius or 27032 degrees Fahrenheit. However, heat has been proven ineffective in terminating SCP-XXXX-J as he will simply regenerate in the nearest crayon packet available. H- OH SWEET GOD IT’S BREACHED SOUND THE ALARM!
SCP-XXXX-J has been proven to be immune to all bodily harm it takes. It’s “wax” has been proven to be resistant to all firearms, heat and to explosions. The reason is unknown, however, lab tests are proven to be ineffective in finding out why SCP-XXXX-J’s wax is so resilient. The only information we’ve gathered is that the SCP-XXXX-J tastes like the devil himself. SCP-XXXX-J is NOT to be licked or consumed. Anyone caught disobeying these rules shall be suspended until further notice.
Note: Any personnel in the presence of SCP-XXXX-J for over 14 minutes and 36 seconds should report to administration to be given class A amnesiac. He is VERY persuasive.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX-J shows great pleasure while listening to songs from the 80s, he enjoys Bruce Springsteen, Phil Collins and Queen. Each day SCP-XXXX-J has not breached, SCP-XXXX-J will be rewarded with unlimited access to a jukebox. Each day SCP-XXXX-J breaches, SCP-XXXX-J’s containment chamber is to be flooded with fluoroantimonic acid, which “he does not really like”.
SCP-XXXX-J hiding amongst its peers.
