Drunk
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Item#: XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
warning

Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned Task Force
USINBL-Site-81 Dr. Jean Karlyle Aktus Clayton Lawrence MTF-Epsilon-4 "Cheers Mate"1

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Multiple instances of SCP-XXXX-2.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell located within Site-81. SCP-XXXX is to wear a straitjacket at all times unless stated otherwise by a level 4/XXXX personnel or higher. The cell is to be guarded by at least 3 members of MTF-Epsilon-4 "Cheers Mate" at all times.

If SCP-XXXX creates an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 without proper authorization from a level 2/XXXX personnel or higher, it is to be immediately confiscated. If SCP-XXXX refuses to comply, MTF-Epsilon-4 are authorized to subdue and/or tranquilize it until compliance is met.

All instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be transferred to an item containment unit at Site-81 for further analysis. Instances of SCP-XXXX that have been damaged or fractured are to be stored in a separate item containment unit.


Description: SCP-XXXX is a 23-year-old white human male named Jack Brown. Subject has a minimum BAC2 level of .08 percent. SCP-XXXX doesn't appear to physically suffer because of this and only shows the behavior patterns of an average male that would have a BAC of .08 percent.

SCP-XXXX is capable of manifesting glass bottles filled with alcohol at will. These alcohols include, but are not limited to beer, rum, vodka, gin, liquor, whisky, and wine. These bottles have been designated SCP-XXXX-2. Reviewing video footage has shown that SCP-XXXX-2 will appear from the palm of SCP-XXXX's hand at a microscopic size. It will then expand until the height of the SCP-XXXX-2 reaches roughly 0.159 meters. With the tip of SCP-XXXX-2 always facing upwards while expanding. However, SCP-XXXX is incapable of manifesting SCP-XXXX-2 if it's plam is covered or is up against any material. This includes gloves, objects, and other solid structures.

SCP-XXXX-2 has no labels and comes in various amounts of colors. However, several instances of SCP-XXXX-2 I've been seen to have a symbol molded on them. These symbols have been seen to represent a number, letter, or an animal. They don't appear to have any meaning behind them and will only appear on SCP-XXXX-2 about 25 percent of the time.


Addendum XXXX-1: Discovery

On ██/██/2020, SCP-XXXX was


Addendum XXXX-2: Interview Log

Interviewer: Dr. Green

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Foreword: The following interview was recorded four days after initial discovery.


[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Green: Are you going to be cooperative today?

SCP-XXXX: Pal, my name's Jack. Did you forget?

Dr. Green: I'll take that as a yes. Can you tell me how you obtained your anomalous abilities.

SCP-XXXX: Do you, do you mean how I got so damn drunk?

Dr. Green: Yeah, can you tell me how you got so drunk.

SCP-XXXX: Sure dude, funny story really. I was at the bar, and this, umm, guy with like, a funny looking mustache. He also had, you know those hats that you pull a rabbit out of it. That kind of hat.

Dr. Green: Did he tell you his name?

SCP-XXXX: I was getting there pal! [PAUSES] Anyway,

Dr. Green:

SCP-XXXX:

[END LOG]