Test 1 - Nov. 7, 2019
Subject: D-35088
SCP-(#)-I Result: 3
SCP-(#)-II Result: 2
Pascal Scenario: 2 minutes after rolling SCP-(#), D-35088 began to complain of a sore throat and a migraine headache. On-site physicians who examined D-35088 discovered that he had developed a rash encompassing approximately 85% of his body, that his lymph nodes were excessively swollen, and that his body temperature had been elevated to exactly 40OC. D-35088 was rushed to an offsite clinic, but expired before he could be treated due to dehydration, as a result of excess sweating as his temperature accelerated to 42OC. A colony of bacteria known to cause the disease commonly referred to as scarlet fever, which D-35088’s symptoms mirrored exaggerated versions of, was found in his throat during the autopsy that occurred shortly after.
Notes: N/A
Test 2 - Nov. 7, 2015
Subject: D-72437
SCP-(#)-I Result: 2
SCP-(#)-II Result: 4
Pascal Scenario: 15 seconds after rolling SCP-(#), a single 2.5m x 1m x 1m log of an unidentified species of spruce tree manifested approximately 3 feet above D-72437’s head, hung in the air for 4 seconds, then proceeded to fall at a velocity that would’ve been impossible to achieve non-anomalously without it having been dropped from 40,000m up. D-72437 died instantly of severe parietal lobe trauma upon impact with the log, which then cleaved the table he was seated at into two pieces, hit the floor, and remained there until a nearby junior researcher attempted to examine it, at which point it vanished.
Notes: N/A
Test 3 - Nov. 7, 2015
Subject: D-36853
SCP-(#)-I Result: 1
SCP-(#)-II Result: 1
Pascal Scenario: 30 seconds after rolling SCP-(#), D-36853 began to complain of a migraine headache, similar to the one reported by D-35088 during Test 1. As on-site physicians approached him, D-36853 began to scream and clutch the sides of his face before expiring, with the ultimate cause of death determined to be internal bleeding. Within approximately 5 seconds, both of D-36853’s eyes were completely enucleated due to outward force within his skull, and two snakes, which Dr. Ramone immediately identified as a pair of juvenile ball pythons emerged from the resulting sockets. Both pythons were determined to be non-anomalous and now reside in the custody of Dr. Ramone.
Notes: “Well, I literally just realized that was a [EXPLETIVE DELETED] pun a second after you said that, but Only and Danzig have accepted me as their mom, so I’m not too bothered.” - Dr. Ramone
Test 4 - Nov. 8, 2015
Subject: D-29892
SCP-(#)-I Result: 2
SCP-(#)-II Result: 3
Pascal Scenario: 2 seconds after rolling SCP-(#), a standard-size basketball from an unknown manufacturing company manifested 3 meters behind D-29892, thrust itself towards him at a velocity similar to that of the log in Test 2, and struck him in the upper neck. The basketball hit D-29892 directly between the C3 and C4 vertebrae and severed his head from his shoulders instantly upon contact. After this, the basketball bounced around the testing chamber, avoiding any of the researchers present but damaging the drywall of the room severely, before finally coming to a rest inside a waste basket, where it vanished.
Notes: N/A
Test 5 - Nov. 8, 2015
Subject: D-71030
SCP-(#)-I Result: 1
SCP-(#)-II Result: 6
Pascal Scenario: 25 seconds after rolling SCP-(#), a strong odour like that of brimstone flooded the room, and an androgynous humanoid entity with pink skin, black hair, yellow eyes, a tail like that of a scorpion, curled horns, chiropterous wings, and a caprine lower body entered the testing chamber through a door that had previously been locked. The entity brandished a three-tined pitchfork that appeared to be made out of solid gold. D-71030 was speared directly through the upper abdomen from behind with the pitchfork by the entity, whose face appeared emotionless as it performed the deed. After removing the pitchfork to let D-71030 expire from exsanguination, the entity glanced with a disgusted expression at SCP-(#) and left, re-locking the door behind it, leaving no material evidence of its existence behind, save the lingering odour.
Notes: “Was that… was that what I think it was?” - Dr. Ramone
Test 6 - Nov. 8, 2015
Subject: D-11543
SCP-(#)-I Result: 4
SCP-(#)-II Result: 3
Pascal Scenario: 1 minute after rolling SCP-(#), D-11543 suddenly and violently caught fire, seemingly from inside his body. He then proceeded to stand on the chair he was sitting on, scream for approximately 10 seconds, jump off the chair, and begin to run around the room while whimpering and crying incoherently. Notably, Dr. Ramone had opened a window in the testing chamber shortly before the test began to get rid of the pervading odour from Test 5, and D-11543 leapt out of this open window onto the ground below. D-11543 almost instantaneously exploded after hitting the ground, with the resulting cloud being very rich in strontium chloride.
Notes: “Jesus [EXPLETIVE DELETED] Christ on a tandem bike. That was the worst one yet.” - Dr. Ramone
Test 7 - Nov. 8, 2015
Subject: D-47691
SCP-(#)-I Result: 6
SCP-(#)-II Result: 6
Pascal Scenario: 5 minutes and 30 seconds after rolling SCP-(#), a distant noise was heard outside the testing chamber. 30 seconds later, [DATA EXPUNGED] which resulted in the immediate death upon impact of D-47691, as well as the death of an observing janitor, the loss of a large portion of the wall leading into the testing chamber from the outside, the severe injury of 2 junior researchers, and the major fracturing, later requiring amputation, of Dr. Ramone’s right radius and ulna. It was at this point that Dr. Ramone made the decision not to perform any further tests on the abilities of SCP-(#), and she has not displayed a desire to test it since.
Notes: “Mother of [EXPLETIVE DELETED], that hurts like a son of a bitch. We’re gonna have to clean these [EXPLETIVE DELETED] train tracks out of the floor for months, aren’t we? Goddamn it all, I’ve got no [EXPLETIVE DELETED] arm. I’m gonna go check on Danzig and Only. Nobody follow me.” - Dr. Ramone
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