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SCP ████-J
Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP ████-J is to be completely covered with a thick, white covering at all times within a soundproofed standard inanimate object containment unit. Any removal of the covering, or removal of the object from the room is prohibited and shall result in a Class C Amnestic being administered to subject.
Notice: Do not read this article aloud, due to the effects of SCP ████-J when the full name and tagline is read aloud, if reading aloud is necessary, please take a 5 second pause before reading the tagline as this prevents the anomalous effects of SCP ████-J from activating correctly.
Note: SCP ████-J's effects are not transferred through recordings and seem to only activate when spoken directly in hearing range of another sentient humanoid.
Description: SCP ████-J is a light blue box of cereal. The cereal in question is known as "Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers", and a tagline stating "now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks" is plastered on it. The cereal itself is a brownie flavored cereal with marshmallows and chocolate chunks, and is completely safe to eat, but any physical mention of the full name of the cereal and tagline results in a chain reaction. If the mention of the name and tagline is said, then another person shall say the name and tagline as if they are in a commercial, with the name, tagline, and further information of the cereal being told by the people who mention the cereal. The chain may be stopped if a person is conscious enough to do so, and the cereal is then completely forgotten about. An additional effect of SCP ████-J occurs when a subject is within 3 meters of the box, the effected individual will feel compelled to reveal the box to all nearby humanoids in the area and say the name and tagline of the cereal. SCP ████-J was found in the apartment complex of M███ G█████, who owned the cereal, which was covered in an unknown, slimy, light blue substance. M███'s apartment complex was further investigated, where personnel found an AI that constantly spewed vulgar language, and a paranormal phenomena who was extremely obscene. We tried to confiscate them, but M███ heeded the capture of the AI, but gladly wanted us to take the paranormal phenomena. Along with the Paranormal Phenomena, the cereal was confiscated, with the first instance of its strange activity coming from the paranormal phenomena stating the cereals name and tagline, causing personnel to do the same. As soon as this information was told, highly trained personnel covered up the cereal, not wanting these activities to go on any further. The paranormal phenomena somehow escaped later on after its capture, and is thought to have been back at the apartment. Any personnel exposed to the name of SCP ████-J, as well as any within hearing range of the first subject, is to be given Class C Amnestics and removed from the containment cell.
Original written by JYoungBlood
