scp-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 2m by 2m sealed and airtight crate with only one (1) vent that is to be connected to a filtration system that is then connected to the main air system, inside containment Cell 1248 with no lights to be turn on ( which is a 10x10 sealed room) at Site-██ and is to be only accessed by level 3 staff. At least one (1) guard must stand outside the room at all times as well as one guard (1) that watches the four (4) night vision equiped CCTV cameras installed in the cell. Food and water are to be delivered three times a day (3) by a modified bomb robot. The food is to be made in a biodegradable container. The food consists of baby food, that is infused with vitamins and a bowl of water. For the evening meal, SCP-XXXX is to be given a bottle of Pawtucket beer, which seems to be the only thing SCP-XXXX knows how to use. Once a week, SCP-XXXX is to be brought to a second crate inside containment Cell 1249 and is to be held there for a maximum of four (4) hours. In that time, staff should clean and get rid of the bottles. If the timer reaches 3 hours and 45 minutes, staff must finish as quick as possible and get ready for SCP-XXXX to go back to containment Cell 1258. If someone enters Containment Cell 1243 without proper equipment and/or proper authorization by level 4 or higher researchers, the cell door and any air vents must be sealed shut and locked and anthrax gas must be pumped into the cell and not the crate.

Description: SCP -XXXX is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 1.8m tall. The subject shows a great amount of body fat, weighing in at about 293lbs. The subject wears a white dress shirt and green pants that are always clean, even though staff never enter the crate, as well as round glasses. SCP-XXXX does not respond to questioning by staff and does not talk or make any effort to talk unless he is talking about Robin Williams.

If SCP-XXXX sees a human, SCP-XXXX will enter a stage of confusion and scream out "Robin Williams" and will try to touch the subject. If contact occurs, then the subject (now SCP- XXXX-a) will stop and will huddle and start to transform into Robin Williams. After about 20 minutes, SCP-XXXX-a will stand up and try to entertain SCP-XXXX by telling jokes that end with "hoa-hoa" repeatedly and will follow SCP-XXXX anywhere it goes. After testing, it appears that SCP-XXXX will retain some memories of its past life and will tailor jokes to there job or any large events in their life as well as there is a high chance that their shirt will change to a flower print colored shirt. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-a gets the shirt. After 2 days of SCP-XXXX will start to scream "go away" and any object they touch will now transform into Robin Williams and will be sized accordingly to the object and will laugh at SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will become crazed and try to kill itself. After 2 hours, SCP-XXXX hands will fall off and after 4 hours, SCP-XXXX will die of blood loss and SCP-XXXX-a will become The new SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will return to a domestic state until SCP-XXXX sees a human and the cycle will repeat. It is unknown why Robin Williams was chosen, and he has been interrogated many times by the SCP Foundation and is checked on regularly. It is presumed that Robin Williams was chosen because the first instance of SCP-XXXX was a fan of Robin Williams. If multiple subjects are touched by SCP-XXXX, they will all turn into SCP-XXXX and after the hands come off the first subject that SCP-XXXX came into contact with is turned into SCP-XXXX, and all other instances of SCP-XXXX will die.

Acquisition Log:
The SCP foundation does not know how SCP-XXXX was created. SCP-XXXX was found on █/██/200█ when a couple was driving and entered an abanded town in ████ USA. The couple stopped at a gas station and saw a man (presumed to be the first instance of SCP-XXXX) that was running towards them screaming about Robin Williams. The couple got in there car and drove away. For unknown reasons, SCP-XXXX did not follow them. They arrived at the nearby town ████ and called the local police that was picked up by SCP foundation and a team was dispatched to take care of it. SCP-XXXX was captured with a closed cage and a cut-out of Robin Williams. After SCP-XXXX was taken, the couple was taken in for questioning by Dr [redacted].

The couple was escorted back to there home and were placed on watch. After three (3) days, agent [redacted] noticed that the couple were buying more Robin Williams merchandise and videos. After 6 days, agents noticed they had not left the house for 3 days. When agents went to investigate, they found the couple had amassed a large pile of Robin Williams DVDs. The foundation is still investigating how they got access to the DVDs.