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Scp-Wait what is that thing
Object class: I don't fucking know man
Dude what the fuck, that this looks ugly as hell,
it's a dog…Covered in ketchup
Scp-939?
no…dumbass its just a dog
but covered in ketchup
yeah
then why did they deploy a Elipson-11 then?
maybe its got a strong bite
try approaching it
hell no man i don't wanna get my arm bit off
come on go do it… i will give you 20$
do die for 20$
yeah
Sure that sounds like a good deal
ok go do it
sure
uh its got a ball
wait really?, take it
double the money
fine 40$
Ok ok ok… YEs
what?
i got it…..
HEY
THE FUCK, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY DAMN BALL
OH SHIT DUDE FUCKING RUN
AROROROROROROR
GIVE ME MY BALL BACK
AHHHH SHITTT DUDE FUCKING RUN
WHY CAN THAT DAMN THING TALK
I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW
JUST RUN RUN LIKE THE WIND TO THE HELI
AHH SHIIITTT IT BIT ME
THROW THE BALL BACK
NO I WANT MY DAMNED 40$
JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS
OK THE HELI IS HERE LETS GET OUT OF HERE
Phew… that thing scares me
yeah its fucki…….
Apparently at that moment i jumped up and blew up the helicopter
GOT MY BALL BACK
