Dude Brah 1

SCP- ???
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-??? is to be kept in 61 x 92 centimeter enclosure made of a galvanized wire mesh. The ground of this enclosure is to be loaded with a mixture of 20% sawdust 50% hay and 30% shredded paper. This loading is to be replaced once every two weeks. Within this enclosure a Kaytee Chew-Proof Small 768 milliliter water bottle for animals is to be kept at full and refilled every 2-3 days. While refilling the bottle class A personnel are to throughly clean the bottle.