duven60's bureaucratic nightmare

first attempt

Object class: Uncontained

— Warning: this warning has been redacted for reading by field personnel, if you are part of a team that requires the full content of this warning you will already have received it elsewhere —

— Warning —

This section of document is not for field personnel (except supervisory team), failure to maintain internal secrecy will result in loss of containment.

Field personnel assigned to scp-████ must be sorted into three (3) teams henceforth referred to as scp-████-1 containment team, scp-████-2 containment team and scp-████ supervisory team

scp-████-1 containment team is to be told that they are the scp-████ capture team and that scp-████-1 is the senior researcher in charge of capturing scp-████.

scp-████-2 containment team is to be told that they are the scp-████ containment team.

Members of the scp-████ supervisory team are to infiltrate both other teams and eliminate using the scp-████ agent awareness protocol any members of either containment team that become aware of the true nature of and containment method for scp-████.

scp-████ instances are considered contained regardless of their roaming in the field as long as they have been in contact with respective containment teams within the last 36 hours.

— End of warning —

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scp-████ has yet to be captured, scp-████ must be captured alive and should be considered harmless except for the instances of scp-████-1 that it spawns.

Instances of scp-████-1 are to be treated as hostile agents, terminated as necessary and treated as a mild cognitohazard, no direct communications or negotiations are permitted and cadavers should be destroyed via incineration in the field or left to be retrieved by other (live) instances of scp-████-1.

Once captured scp-████ is to be kept in a humanoid containment cell expanded for use by 17 humanoids and kept under guard with a medical team present at all times.

+ For staff assigned to scp-████-2 only

scp-████ Cannot be contained and cannot be tracked long term with any reliability. Instead the current target of scp-████ henceforth referred to as the target must be kept safe via continuous relocation via an as varied as possible combination of transit methods. The target must never remain in one place for more that three (3) days. Multiple plans for relocation and backup plans in case of intercept must be maintained, no transportation method may be used if there is no prepared means of redirecting the used vehicle or evacuating the target form the vehicle.

scp-████ Should not be killed instead less than lethal weapons should be used to injure or incapacitate when necessary.

Instances of scp-████-1 are to be treated as hostile agents, terminated as necessary and treated as a mild cognitohazard, no direct communications or negotiations are permitted and cadavers should be destroyed via incineration in the field or left to be retrieved by other (live) instances of scp-████-1.

When the target is killed or captured by scp-████ a mobile nuclear device must be used within 150m and a yield of no less than 15kt. the next target must be located using the procedures outlined in [document requires level 4 clearance] after a new team is assembled.

+ for ███████████ ████ only

Supervisory team members are to be briefed on instructions given to both other teams.

The supervisory team is to track the movements of scp-████ instances and respective containment teams.

The instances of scp-████ are contained by maintaining a chase between scp-████ instances. scp-████ instances may not be in contact with any personnel that know they are instances of scp-████ (this obvious includes supervisory team members). scp-████ instances are to be kept on the move constantly and must never remain in contact with any civilian for more than three (3) encounters or five (5) hours per year per civilian. Any civilians that show interest in scp-████ instances beyond concern for a stranger are to be eliminated or otherwise dissuaded from making contact with scp-████ instances. Use of amnesics for this purpose is forbidden but may be used on civilians once out of contact with scp-████ instances.

scp-████-1 is contained via the maintenance of the delusion that it is not scp-████-1 but instead that it is a senior researcher of the scp organization on the hunt for scp-████-2. scp-████-1

scp-████-2 is contained via the maintenance of the delusion that it is not scp-████-2 but instead that it is a target of scp-████-1.
scp-████-3 are contained via the maintenance of the delusion that they are foundation field agents
scp-████ containment teams are to be controlled using civilian intermediaries (preferably persons designated for D-class intake within the next thirty (30) days) or by remote contact in the guise of progress updates, audit of expense account use and ethics comity assessment.

Personnel of scp-████-1 containment team and scp-████-2 containment team who become aware of the nature of scp-████ are to be eliminated using the scp-████ agent awareness protocol.

scp-████-3 instances are to be terminated using sniper fire or remote explosive to control population levels to below 5 per containment team. If a scp-████-3 instance is part of the supervisory team it should be instructed to re-read the scp-████ containment file, if the scp-████ instance fails to cease to exist it should be reassigned to a different foundation team where it will preform nominally and all records of it being an scp instance are to be replaced with a note in their file that they are not to be promoted or fired (termination may be preformed via poisoned food or drink).

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For staff assigned to scp-████-1 only:

scp-████ Is a human female of an apparent age of around 17. scp-████ spawns up to 16 instances of scp-████-1 at a time. scp-████ has displayed effects that suggest the possibility of being a reality bender but this has yet to be confirmed.

scp-████-1 Maintain varied appearances of mostly male humans in the age range of 19 to 50, are armed with both lethal and less than lethal weapons and wear body armor underneath civilian clothing.

For staff assigned to scp-████-2 only

scp-████ Is a human female of an apparent age in her early forties. scp-████ spawns up to 16 instances of scp-████-1 at a time. She is known to hunt for specific targets but the means of choosing the target remains unknown. When scp-████ captures her target a new target is chosen the fate of captured targets remains unknown. The only known means of slowing scp-████ down is the relocation of the current target.

scp-████-1 Maintain varied appearances of mostly male humans in the age range of 19 to 50, are armed with both lethal and less than lethal weapons and wear body armor underneath civilian clothing.

Adendum:

scp-████-1 Is a human female of an apparent age in her early forties, scp-████-1 believes herself to be a agent of the scp foundation and hunts scp-████-2 believing it to be scp-████.

scp-████-2 Is a human female of an apparent age of around 17 hunted by scp-████-2 believing it to scp-████.
scp-████-3 are apparent foundation agents created by scp-████-1 or scp-████-2.
Instances of scp-████ are capable of reading surface thoughts of those aground them and alter themselves to match the preconceptions of those around them. Containment inside a scp facility has proven impractical due to the difficulty in convincing guards that the scp-████ instances want to be contained and are safe. Convincing scp staff that scp-████ instances aren't scp-████ instances is the first and only means of keeping scp-████ instances from using reality bending powers.

adendum:

+scp-████ █████████████ protocol

Foundation agent henceforth referred to as target agent must be removed from containment team by supervisory team members. The death of the target agent should be faked if this is not possible within 8hrs of captured then the required death will not be faked. Once death has been faked: the target agent must be confirmed as not an instance of scp-████-3 using protocol scp-████ synthesized agent detection if they are not then:
They are to be assigned to the supervisory team. Instances of scp-████-3 are to be reassigned to a different foundation team where it will preform nominally and all records of it being an scp instance are to be replaced with a note in their file that they are not to be promoted or fired (termination may be preformed via poisoned food or drink).
In case of failure to capture target agent termination of foundation agent via remote explosives and/or sniper fire is authorized. Mass casualty events are to be avoided but have previously been retroactively authorized.

+scp-████ ███████████████ protocol

[document lost] If you have a copy of the file or figure out how to detect the difference between the real and fake agents report to 05-you-probably-know-better-than-rest-of-us.

[document lost]██████████████ ███████████████████ █████████████████████
████████████████ █████████ potential scp ███████████████████████ ████ ███████████████████ ████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████ ████ █████ █████████ on Mondays ████ █████████████[document not found]

[document lost] current estimates for the number of scp-████-3 instances is between [redacted] and[redacted] but expected to increase at a rate of no less that three (3) per year with the current assumption that scp-████-3 instances lack the power to create more scp-████ instances ██ ██████████ ████ ██████████[document not lost]

[document lost]

notes to self:

as much as I liked playing with the different redaction styles the collabsables just aren't navigable

still like the "the skip thinks it's an agent idea" but non-linear exploration of a document is of limited ustility

second attempt

Item #: ████

Object class: Euclid

special containment procedures:

scp-████ is not currently contained; once captured scp-████-1 the following containment procedures are to be applied:

scp-████-1 and up to 16 instances of scp-████-2 are to be housed in one (1) humanoid containment cell at site ██ with accommodation for 17 persons. When fewer than 16 instances of scp-████-2 are present with scp-████-1 in containment a 300meter radius around scp-████-1 must be monitored for new instances of scp-████-2.

Field teams A-1(Hilda's boys), A-2 (Damsels) and A-3(Stagehands) are currently assigned to scp-████ see attached briefing documents for details.

Standing orders are to capture scp-████-1 with as many scp-████-2 instances as practicable, any remaining uncapured scp-████-2 instances are to be terminated.

Description:

scp-████-1 is a humanoid of unknown age and gender that generates up to 16 instances of scp-████-2 within a 300m radius. Scp-████-1 is usually seen wearing civilian cloths but has been known to disguise itself as a scp-████-2 instance.

scp-████-2 are humanoids that appear age 20-35 with varying race and gender. normally wearing body armor under civilian clothing but have been known to disguise themselves more thoroughly. Scp-████-2 instances are armed with a wide variety of weapons including (detected to date): [data expunged]

addendum:

Here follows the standing orders for all field teams assigned to scp-████

 + A-1(Hilda's boys) scp-████-capture_protocol briefing document 

-Warning: due to previous [redacted] briefing documents for A-1 are to be considered need to know only, it has been determined that only members of A-1(Hilda's boys), ethics committee members [redacted] and 05 counsel members need to know, should you or someone you know (of) no longer need to know then apply class D or █ amnestics as needed-

scp-████-capture_protocol-01-A

The following has been redacted for A-1(Hilda's boys) DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO OTHER scp-████ ASSIGNED TEAMS

A-1(Hilda's boys), A-2 (Damsels) and A-3(Stagehands) are ordered to as follows:

A-1(Hilda's boys) are to search for and capture scp-████-1 team lead Hilda ████ has been briefed on scp-████-1 sufficiently to locate scp-████-1. Once scp-████-1 is captured and contained A-3 (Stagehands) is to be contacted and will render assistance in terminating all remaining instances of scp-████-2.

A-2 (Damsels) are to protect the █████████████████ scp-████-1 ███████████ the ██████████ continuously █████████████████████ by an █████████ and ███████ means ███████████. Once scp-████-1 ███ captured or █████ the current ██████ the next ██████ is to ████████████ and rescued ███████████ as possible. This must be done without ██████████ █████████████████████ as ████████ [redacted] have resulted ██████████████ breach and subsequent ██████████████.

A-3 (Stagehands) will interface with A-1(Hilda's boys) and A-2 (Damsels) in order to ensure no cross contamination of classified data and to ██████████████████████ of scp-████-1. When the ██████████████ has been terminated by scp-████-1 A-2 (Damsels) are to be ███████████ the ████████ and location of the ███████████. When scp-████-1 is contained A-3 (Stagehands) will to assist A-1(Hilda's boys) in maintaining containment and inform A-2 (Damsels) to ███████████████████ █████████.

 + A-2 (Damsels) scp-████-capture_protocol briefing document 

A-2 (Damsels) scp-████-capture_protocol briefing document
-Warning: due to previous [redacted] briefing documents for A-2 are to be considered need to know only, it has been determined that only members of A-2(Damsels), ethics committee members, [redacted] and 05 counsel members need to know, should you or someone you know (of) no longer need to know then apply apply class D or █ amnestics as needed-

scp-████-capture_protocol-01-B

The following has been redacted for A-2(Damsels) DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO OTHER scp-████ ASSIGNED TEAMS

A-1(Hilda's boys), A-2 (Damsels) and A-3(Stagehands) are ordered to as follows:

A-1(Hilda's boys) are to ██████████ and capture scp-████-1 ████████████████ ████ has been ██████████ scp-████-1 sufficiently █████████ scp-████-1. Once scp-████-1 is captured and contained A-3 (Stagehands) is to be contacted and will render assistance in terminating all remaining instances of scp-████-2.

A-2 (Damsels) are to protect the current target of scp-████-1 (henceforth the target) by continuously relocating the target by an as varied and evasive means as possible. Once scp-████-1 has captured or █████ the current target the next target is to be identified and rescued for as long as possible. This must be done without assistance form A-1(Hilda's boys) as previous [redacted] have resulted in information breach and subsequent loss of target.

A-3 (Stagehands) will interface with ███████████ and A-2 (Damsels) in order to ████████████████████ of ███████████████████ to locate the next target of scp-████-1. When the current target has been terminated by scp-████-1 A-2 (Damsels) are to be informed of the identity and location of the next target. When scp-████-1 is contained A-3 (Stagehands) are to assist A-1(Hilda's boys) in maintaining containment and inform A-2 (Damsels) ██████████████████████ █████████.

 + A-3(Stagehands) scp-████-capture_protocol briefing document 

A-3(Stagehands) scp-████-capture_protocol briefing document
-Warning: due to previous containment failure briefing documents for A-2 are to be considered need to know only, it has been determined that only members of A-3(Stagehands), ethics committee members and 05 counsel members need to know, should you or someone you know (of) no longer need to know then apply class D or █ amnestics as needed-

scp-████-capture_protocol-01-D

The following is the unredacted version of scp-████-capture_protocol-01 DO NOT DISTRIBUTE TO OTHER scp-████ ASSIGNED TEAMS

A-1(Hilda's boys), A-2 (Damsels) and A-3(Stagehands) are ordered to as follows:
Scp-████ is currently contained scp-████-2 instances do not exist there is only scp-████-1
A-1(Hilda's boys) are to search for and capture scp-████-1 team lead Hilda ████ has been briefed on scp-████-1 sufficiently to locate scp-████-1. Once scp-████-1 is captured and contained A-3 (Stagehands) is to be contacted and will render assistance in terminating all remaining instances of scp-████-2.
Hilda ████ is scp-████-11
A-2 (Damsels) are to protect the current target of scp-████-1 (henceforth the target) by continuously relocating the target by an as varied and evasive means as possible. Once scp-████-1 has captured or █████ the current target the next target is to be identified and rescued for as long as possible. This must be done without assistance form A-1(Hilda's boys) as previous [redacted] have resulted in information breach and subsequent loss of target.
Keep the damsels safe keep them moving keep Hilda contained
A-3 (Stagehands) will interface with A-1(Hilda's boys) and A-2 (Damsels) in order to ensure no cross contamination of classified data and to locate the next target of scp-████-1. When the current target has been terminated by scp-████-1 A-2 (Damsels) is to be informed of the identity and location of the next target. When scp-████-1 is contained A-3 (Stagehands) is to assist A-1(Hilda's boys) in maintaining containment and inform A-2 (Damsels) to continue operations as normal.
She knows not what she is, what she is is need to know and she needs not to know