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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Uncontainable
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is uncontainable due to the number of individuals affected. Instances of SCP-XXXX-J that have been kept for research purposes are kept in standard humanoid containment in Site-17.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J describes every human who dislikes pineapple on pizza. An estimated 70% of the world's population is affected. Instances of SCP-XXXX-J are caused by a genetic mutation which causes the individual's taste buds to become averse to pineapple on pizza. When in close proximity to pineapple on pizza, instances of SCP-XXXX-J become very aggressive and hostile, often attempting to violently destroy the innocent pizza. Research of affected individuals concludes that the genetic mutation causes instances of SCP-XXXX-J to have around 40% less chance of attracting a sexual partner. The mutation is also associated with causing very enlarged eyes, ears and nose, increased amount of facial blemishes, increase in facial hair around the neck in males, and extremely bad breath due to the lack of pineapple enzymes in the diet. Affected persons also eat normal, bland cheese pizza, and they eat most other foods without salt or spices of any kind. They also claim that ketchup is spicy, they pick onions and mushrooms out of their food, and they eat boxed KRAFT macaroni and cheese for every other meal.
Interview Log 11/4/██: Dr. ██████, SCP-XXXX-J-41
Dr. ██████: Please explain to me why pineapple doesn't go on pizza.
SCP-XXXX-J-41: It just doesn't, okay!
Dr. ██████: But why doesn't it?
SCP-XXXX-J-41: Because it tastes bad!
Dr. ██████: When was the last time you had a pineapple pizza?
long pause
SCP-XXXX-J-41: I don't know…
Dr. ██████: So how do you know it tases bad then?
SCP-XXXX-J-41: FRUIT DOESN'T GO ON PIZZA!
Dr. ██████: You put tomato sauce on pizz-
SCP-XXXX-J-41 F*CK YOU!
Dr. ██████: Please calm dow-
SCP-XXXX-J-41: YOU CALM THE F*CK DOWN!
Dr. ██████: I'm not the one shouting.
SCP-XXXX-J-41: SHUT THE F*CK UP! PINEAPPLE DOES NOT GO ON PIZZA. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IF I SEE ANOTHER GODDAMN PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN AND MURDER EVERY PINEAPPLE PIZZA EATER THERE EVER HAS BEEN. BURN THE PINEAPPLE! DOWN WITH THE PINEAPPLE EMPIRE! ITALY WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE! BURN! DESTROY! FREE THE PIZZA FROM THE TYRANNY OF BIG PINEAPPLE! LONG LIVE THE ANTI-PINEAPPLE RESIS-
(SCP-XXXX-J-41 suffers an aneurysm and dies)
END LOG
