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Item Number: SCP-8753
Object class: safe
Special Containment procedure: SCP-8753 is to be given anything it desires no matter how pointless, dangerous, or embarrassing as stated in our agreement. If SCP-8753 does not comply with Foundation commands, then restrictions will be placed until it obeys.
Description: SCP-8753 is a living mumified humanoid with four three fingered arms, pointed ears, and moss colored skin wearing a turban and harem pants.
SCP-8753 has reality warping abilities but mostly only uses his powers to trade for things.
SCP-8753 was brought to the Foundations attention when civilians reported meeting a strange entity at the top of mt. ██████, Turkey. Foundation personnel attempted to apprehend SCP-8753, but SCP-8753 became intangible before they could touch it.
SCP-8753 agreed to remain in Foundation custody, under the condition that the Foundation grant every one of SCP-8753’s worldly desires. In return SCP-8753 will comply with Foundation commands.
As of today SCP-8753 has requested the following from the Foundation outside of bargains:
- A palace (which acts as SCP-8753s containment cell)
- 20 beautiful maidens (20 female personnel and D-Class who have not been deflowered)
- A bed big enough to fit SCP-8753 and the maidens
- 100 mighty warriors (100 Foundation guards)
- 50 servants
- A herd of tamed elephants
- A solid gold throne
- A nintendo switch
SCP-8753s reality warping powers are believed to be nigh omnipotent, and its only limitation is that it can only use them in order to fulfill its end of a bargain, or for self preservation purposes.
How SCP-8753 came to be is unknown as SCP-8753 tries to talk as little as possible outside of bargaining, most likely because SCP-8753s throat is so deteriorated that the action of speaking is very painful for them. SCP-8753 also levitates itself, as it’s legs are too weak to support its weight without assistance.
Dr. Snow was sent in as one of the 20 maidens who live in SCP-8753’s palace. After six months, Dr. Snow was asked what living with SCP-8753 is like:
“it’s actually pretty great. Despite requesting 20 beautiful women, and a bed that fits all of us, SCP-8753 has not attempted anything sexual. At worst he will ask us if we want to play Mario Party, it seems he just enjoys the company.” -Dr. Snow
SCP-8753 appears to have a primitive understanding of monetary value, recognizing precious metals, jewelry, and animals as being worth a lot, but has no idea how much modern technology and currency is worth.
Testing logs:
Request: a nuclear bomb belonging to the North Korean government
Exchange for: a BLT sandwich
Transaction: successful
Results: upon receiving the sandwich SCP-8753 teleported away for approximately 5 seconds before returning to the palace, outside of the palace was a nuclear missile with the North Korean flag painted on it.
Request: a gold brick from a heavily guarded Foundation vault
Exchange for: the blood of the recipients first born child
Transaction: successful
Results: the researcher got a sample of their child’s blood and gave it to SCP-8753. SCP-8753 materialized a gold brick from nothing and Foundation personnel in charge of guarding the vault reported one of the gold bricks missing.
Request: a live Raphus cucullatus
Exchange for: a sword that belonged to Genghis Khan
Transaction: Successful
Results: a sword reported to have belonged to Genghis Khan was retrieved by the Foundation and brought to SCP-8753. Upon inspecting the sword and verifying its legitimacy, SCP-8753 took a chicken egg and waved one of its hands over it. The egg grew 3 times in size and immediately began to hatch. 10 seconds afterwards, a Raphus cucullatus hatchling was born.
Request: the death of SCP-682
Exchange for: the death of SCP-343
Transaction: denied
Request: to return the lost arm of MTF agent #783
Exchange for: a David Bowie album
Transaction: successful
Result: upon receiving the album SCP-8753 flicked their wrist and the stump of MTF agent #783 grew a new arm.
Request: SCP-963
Exchange for: a flock of live chickens
Transaction: successful
Results: Dr. Bright was placed in a heavily guarded Foundation bunker, with instructions to avoid SCP-8753 as much as possible and is equipped with a Scranton Reality Anchor. At the time of the transaction, SCP-8753 appeared in front of Dr. Bright. Foundation personnel opened fire on SCP-8753, when the bullets had reached a distance of 305 millimeters from SCP-8753 the bullets transformed into butterflies that fluttered away. Dr. Bright ran from SCP-8753 only to find that SCP-8753 took away the friction of his feet. Dr. Bright activated the Scranton Reality Anchor, but saw no change in the environment. SCP-8753 grabbed SCP-963 and pulled it off of the host body. Once the amulet was within its grasp SCP-8753 teleported back to its palace and concluded the transaction.
“You should have seen the look on Brights face when the SRA wasn’t working! He looked like he was about to shit himself!” -Dr. Clef
Request: a dwarf star
Exchange for: a DMC Delorean
Transaction: successful
Results: SCP-8753 pulled out a glass container with a shrunken star inside of it from behind him.
Incident reports:
Date: 2020-10-3
Location: SCP-8753s palace
Situation: a Foundation guard requested SCP-8753 to bring back his late girlfriend who was recently murdered. SCP-8753 agreed to bring back someone he loves if he brought him someone he hated (the murderer). Because this attempted transaction was not authorized, the guard was apprehended shortly afterwards and reprimanded.
Despite SCP-8753s mostly docile behavior, SCP-8753 is to be kept under constant watch, as it is widely believed that SCP-8753 could potentially destroy the entire Galaxy if offered something it deemed valuable enough.
Monstrosity Hospital Exploration Log
the Foundation had received word of sitings of an anomalous entity being seen in █████████████, ██████. Believing it to possibly be an instance of SCP-1000, Foundation personnel, code named Alpha, Epsilon, and Delta, were sent to the location to investigate.
Alpha: this is Alpha to Base, do you copy?
Base: loud and clear Alpha, what do you see?
Alpha: right now, just forest.
Base: you're getting closer to the location where the entity was sited, stay on your guard.
Epsilon: Base, this is Epsilon, I have sightings of foot prints.
Base: do they match SCP-1000s?
Epsilon: uh, not exactly. one of them is the size of SCP-1000 thousands tracks, but the other is the size of a normal humans.
Base: interesting, keep going, we may be on the verge of discovering a new anomaly.
Personnel continued deeper into the forest, radio silence only broken by the sounds of the forest.
Delta: Base, the tracks seem to stop here.
Base: it's probably hiding some where, fan out and scan the area.
Personnel searched the area from 10 minutes before reaching a cave.
Alpha: scanners are picking up life in this cave.
Base: go in and search the area, remain on guard.
Personnel entered the cave, and traveled in for 30 minutes, when silence was broken by a loud screech.
Alpha: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Unknown: LEAVE! NO TAKE BACK TO HOSPITAL!Base: Alpha, what's going on? what is that?!
Alpha: it looks like a human, but it's more deformed than anything I've ever seen!
Deformed man: go away! no want go back to Hospital!
Epsilon: we're not from a hospital!
Deformed man: not…Hospital?
Epsilon: no.
the entity could be heard dropping something heavy on to the ground before shouting into the cave.
other entities could be heard shuffling.
Delta: what the fuck?!
Base: what is it?
Alpha: there's tons of them, there's a humanoid fish, one with eyes all over it's body, one is the top halves of two people sowed together with their lips sown shut, there's a giant mouth with legs, each one is more grotesque than the last!
Base: one of them mentioned something about a Hospital, could you ask them about it?Alpha: Roger. What's this "Hospital" you keep referring to?
Deformed man: bad place! bad place! promised to make us better! made us worse!
Delta: what do you mean by "make you better?"
Deformed man: Doctors say they make me strong! but they also make me ugly!
Base: it seems this Hospital has been implanting anomalous abilities into these people making them deformed. round up the subjects and bring them back to the Foundation.
Epsilon: Roger. We'll-
the signal immediately cuts out.
Base: Epsilon, are you there? Alpha? Delta? anyone?
Unknown: I'm afraid your men will not be answering anytime soon.
Base: who is this?
Unknown: I am Dr. Josef Monstrosity, Dean of Monstrosity Hospital.
Base: you're the one who mutated those people?
Dr. Monstrosity: no, those were the final projects of my med students that escaped. don't bother trying to contact your men, by then the nurses will have arrived to take them and our escapees back to the Hospital. you know, we should be thanking you, if it hadn't been for you we probably never would've found them. For an organization that prides itself on it's secrecy, you're very easy to track.
Base: why are you doing this?
Dr. Monstrosity: believe it or not, we have a similar goal in mind. your Foundation believes the only way to protect humans from anomalies is to contain them and hide their existence from the public. We at the Hospital believe the only way to fight against anomalies is to become anomalies yourself. after all, Humanities only advantage is our intelligence to make tools, but what happens when a spear faces an enemy it can't pierce?
Base: so you decide to play god?
Dr. Monstrosity: we prefer to say we're picking up where God left off. well, I have just received word that the nurses have finished their task, farewell for now.
the interference ended, but neither Alpha, Delta, or Epsilon came back online. Foundation personnel were sent to the sight to check in on them, and found the three personnel armor, weapons, and gps trackers on the floor of the cave, the three agents have never been found to this day, and one can only imagine what's happening to them at that hospital.
