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SCP-5000: Paradox

Item #: SCP-5000

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 is to be held in a standard containment save box. Companion of at least one guard without any physical knowledges is required when interacting with SCP-5000.

Description: SCP-5000 is a small piece of paper with a physical paradox written on it in English. The object is indestructible while it's edge appears to have been ripped down from the manuscripts at where the anomaly was found. The paper's material is predicted to be as same as the material of the manuscripts. Further test of the material is still needed to be done since the object is indestructible.

SCP-5000 appears a special attraction to people who have physical knowledges. The targeted people will appear slightly maniacal when they were interrupted from reading the information on the object. Any attempts of recording the paradox in any form (including but not limited to handwriting, typing, photos.)

SCP-5000 is found in Mathematics and Physics Professor ██████ of the University of ██████████ in 1███. The professor committed suicide in 1███, then police found SCP-5000 in a manuscripts written by the professor. Later a officer accidentally pour a cup of coffee on it and found it's indestructible property. Foundation agent noticed that and then confiscated the object and the manuscripts.

The manuscripts was found to performs like a normal notebook, but information on it is required to be verified for memetic safety. There is no clue about how the paradox is written nor the paper is ripped down.

Addendum 5000-01:

"Let's research on its memetic property first, since it's not the only indestructible anomaly in the foundation anyway." —Researcher Eclism

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