SCP-4903

Item #: SCP-4903

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Nothing. Lock him in the same room ( a similar room) as SCP-372.

Description: SCP-4903 is a crocodile that is kind of thin. Occasionally gets fat but that's during feeding time. He talks but not that much. He is actually capable of jokes but refuses to be classified as a -J. One of his jokes is " SUPPRESSOR ON A TANK " which made Agent ████ laugh a bit. (Agent ████ is an idiot who likes lame jokes. He is in the Task Force Village Idiots which might explain his behavior or he was born with autism.) SCP-4903 eats fish and crusts from pizza. He doesn't eat humans because he finds them "inedible".

Addendum [SCP-4903a]: SCP-4903: Oi m8 give me pizza crusts.
Agent ████: Okay, here you go.
*Agent ████ gives a crust to the SCP.*
SCP-4903: Thanks.
*SCP-4903 eats the crust.*
*Video recording ends*

Addendum [SCP-4903b]: Dr. Bright: Oh… it's SCP-4903-J.
SCP-4903: No J please.
Guard: Here's some fish.
SCP-4903: *Eats fish* Escort this man away.
*Video ends with Dr. Bright being chased away by the guard.*

Addendum [SCP-4903c]: SCP-4903: The Chaos Insurgency will come.
Agent ████: Ok.
Guard: What?
*A soldier comes in*
CI Soldier: Bruh.
SCP-4903: Kill him if you love the foundation!
Guard: *Shoots the heck out of the CI soldier*
*Video recording ends*