Edwin Tanager

Rate my SCP: The Safe Guard

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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Both SCP-# objects are to be contained in a 3 meter wide and 5 meter tall concrete containment cell with a metal cage 3 meters above SCP-#-1. SCP-#-2 is to be kept in the cage at all times, testing on SCP-#-1 is forbidden without express permission by Dr.Tanager. The door to SCP-# is to be guarded by at least 3 guards at a time and the door stays locked at all times unless SCP-# needs to be analyzed or tested.

Description: SCP-# is two objects, SCP-#-1 is a 31 centimeters tall and 31 centimeters wide unbranded safe with a number code and biometric fingerprint lock. SCP-#-2 is a 2 meter tall completely white humanoid creature with a dodecahedron like head, human hands and feet with no other discernible features.

SCP-#-2 is constantly trying to attack SCP-#-1 from above by grabbing the metal cage it is contained in and head butting, scratching, and kicking the floor for hours on end. SCP-#-2 is extremely resilient and has only been observed being killed by high caliber bullets, fire, explosions, and SCP-#-1. If SCP-#-2 were to touch SCP-#-1 anyone observing this event would become blind almost instantly after seeing it. Observers have reported seeing SCP-#-2 being very possessive of SCP-#-1 before they go blind after this a containment breach will start, leading to the theory that SCP-#-2 is the previous owner of SCP-#-1.

SCP-#-1 is inanimate and has no known effects on observers when closed, SCP-#-1 can be opened by anyone using any fingerprint or code, but each time a random code or fingerprint is entered a different object will appear in the safe eg; a deadly memetic hazard, a self help book titled “Insecurities and You” with all of its pages blank, a bottle of SCP-2858 and a usb drive containing a recording of SCP-2858-1, a single piece of paper with a memetic agent on it and a picture of SCP-055, a portal to another dimension similar to our own except the world has many giant factories , a single human finger that when placed on the biometric lock kills SCP-#-2 and makes one [REDACTED] appear in the safe which is believed to be one of its true contents, lastly a piece of paper with numerous numbers on it that when entered into the code lock makes a picture of [REDACTED] appear in the safe. If [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] are put next to each other a [REDACTED] event will happen which leads to [REDACTED].